Hiruko laughed in a raspy voice, "Uchiha, what excellent material."
Deidara took a step back, stuffing clay into his hand.
"This time I won't lose to your gen..."
Kotoamatsukami!
One must never hurt people from Konoha!
"Damn! Why do I suddenly not want to fight them at all...Bro Sasori, I'll have to leave this to you."
Shisui felt strange. Why didn't Kotoamatsukami work on this extremely ugly guy in front of him?
"Sasuke, Naruto, Nawaki, come to my side. Susanoo!"
A lion uses all its strength to catch a rabbit, especially when you have to protect others. It's best to take care of this person as quickly as possible.
Kakashi thought, "Am I not a person?"
Itachi, hidden in the shadows, appeared with a whoosh. "Um...Captain, why don't you stand next to me?"
Kakashi coughed twice. "No need, I'm not that weak yet."
Itachi didn't push it. "Okay, Captain Kakashi, then stay a bit further away."
Susanoo!"
The pressure from the red Susanoo and the green Susanoo was immense.
Sasori of the Red Sand was quite skilled to fight two Susanoo alone.
"Looks like I'll have to play something different today. Deidara, let's go."
Sasori's decisiveness surprised even Deidara.
"Bro Sasori, aren't you being too embarrassing?!"
"A wise man knows when to quit. Although I have long surpassed the puppet god, I don't think I can shake something like this."
Won't break defense, what can you do…
Even if you have a forced health drain?
Deidara pondered and agreed. "Alright...then Swain...is Swain in Konoha?"
Shisui found it funny that this silly kid actually took Onoki and Uncle Swain's joke seriously.
"Yes, you can go, but he can't."
Deidara had already been set with Kotoamatsukami and would no longer be able to harm Konoha. But Sasori was different. For some reason, Kotoamatsukami had no effect on him.
"I can promise not to take action in the Konoha area."
Shisui shook his head. "I don't believe you. Wait here while I contact Uncle Swain to keep an eye on you."
He was joking. Did they really think anyone was stupid?
What good was a verbal promise?
"That's fine too." Sasori remained silent, and Deidara agreed.
"Summoning Technique, Hundred Chirps!"
"Hundred Chirps, you seem to have gotten fatter. Hurry up and help me contact Uncle Swain."
Hundred Chirps surprisingly spoke, with a very pleasant female voice that sounded like a little girl. "It's all because I've been eating too much good food lately. But I'm not that fat. When you have time, go back to the bird's nest and see Big Brother Peacock, then you'll know."
Nawaki felt like this voice was very familiar.
Who was it?
…
Konoha Sacred Ground, Swain successfully won all of Tsunade's dowry and Jiraiya's betrothal gifts.
"Want to play again? If you play again, you'll have to sell yourself."
Tsunade slammed the table angrily. "Play! If I lose, Jiraiya will belong to you!"
"Oh! So you're the mistress now, able to make decisions for Jiraiya. When are you having the wedding?"
Orochimaru's eyes dimmed slightly for some unknown reason.
Tsunade blushed and turned to leave. Jiraiya chuckled and followed closely behind. "Damn you, Swain! What are you saying! I'm not playing anymore!"
"What's wrong, Orochimaru? Do you like Tsunade too?"
Orochimaru shook his head. "Not really, I just miss the days of the Sannin. I'm getting old too..."
Swain chuckled self-deprecatingly. "Among all the Hokage, we're the least qualified to say that."
"That's true."
"Hm? Deidara? This idiot actually chased after me? Alright, are you coming with me to take a look? There's also a puppet master. I guess you know him."
"Okay, can you use Flying Thunder God?"
"Fly what thunder, it's embarrassing to walk on your own. Kurama!"
Under the night sky, a giant Nine Tails demon fox made the people in Konoha who came out to pee once again recall the Nine Tails night of the past.
Orochimaru never thought that he would have a day where he could ride Nine Tails.
"I'm telling you! Swain, next time you use me as a mount, can you just drag yourself!?"
Kurama's speed was extremely fast. Orochimaru smiled awkwardly, activated Sage Mode, and flew up, following closely behind.
Recently, Orochimaru started to care about face.
Swain didn't care and found the softest spot on the fox's body and curled up.
"How many coats can you make from such a large fox pelt?"
"Enough, Swain! I agreed to help you gather Sage Chakra! I agreed to help you watch the kids! Now you're joking about my fur. You're going too far!"
Swain nodded. "Yes, yes, no purchase, no harm."
…
The ground trembled, and the sound of firewood burning in the bonfire was particularly clear at night.
The sound of Maryu Kaun's cries was especially jarring. "Hurry up and bring me my pants! You bunch of trash!"
Boom!
Nine Tails the demon fox appeared!
Maryu Kaun kicked a follower next to him. "Alright, don't bring my pants. Prepare a bathtub."
"Uncle Swain!" ×2
"Dad?"
"Grandpa?!"
Sasori of the Red Sand was a little uneasy... He remembered that when he was little, Chiyo always told him that he had a grandpa and often waved his portrait in front of him, but he had never seen him. But his memory of this grandpa was very deep.
After all, he lacked family.
"Bro Sasori! What did you call him?" Deidara laughed when he heard this.
"It's nothing."
"I heard that! Call him uncle!"
Sasori's scorpion tail quietly approached Deidara, *smack*.
"Ah...Bro Sasori, you actually ambushed me."
"Shut up! If you talk again, I'll poison you until you're mute."
Nine Tails was bored and lay on the ground. Naruto was especially friendly when he saw him. "Hey! Big fox! I remember you! Weren't you inside me before?!"
Nine Tails ignored him.
Swain saw Sasori and sighed. "You turned yourself into this. How can you let your grandma live?"
He didn't expect Sasori to turn himself into a human puppet.
Sasori took off his outer shell, revealing his original appearance. "Eternal art. I didn't expect the person my grandma told me about and the person I have always admired to be the same person."
Orochimaru canceled Sage Mode and looked at Sasori with a bright light in his eyes and a lot of emotion. "People are really different."
Actually, Orochimaru and Sasori were quite alike.
They both lost their parents and pursued immortality. One played with biology, and the other played with alternative biology.
We can imagine, if Orochimaru was born in Sunagakure Village, would he be like Sasori?
Swain looked at Deidara, who was paralyzed from the poison, and said helplessly, "Deidara, I'm not your dad. That was just a joke Onoki made to take advantage of me. I'm almost sixty. Our ages don't even match."
Deidara smiled and thought, "Oh...is that so...that's good, so I can focus on pursuing art."
Swain said to Sasori again, "Go back to Sunagakure Village. Being a Kazekage is much better than being a rogue ninja."
Sasori had no expression on his face. "It's already impossible. I killed the Kazekage."
Was it really like the original story?
"Go back, it doesn't matter. No one in Sunagakure Village can beat you. Your grandma doesn't have many days left either. Go back and see her."
Swain remembered that the technique Chiyo developed was to revive Sasori's parents.
Actually, he could too now...
Should he help him?
"Since my idol said so, I'll listen to you this time. That fat man, where is your convoy going?"
Maryu Kaun was happily taking a bath in the nude. Sasori's words made the clear hot water slightly murky.
"Wherever you say to go, we'll go."
"Heh, coward."
Kakashi also frowned in disgust. "We're going to the Land of Wind, but we can't go together."
Swain glared at him. "We're going together. There are almost five Kage-level fighters. Can't we give him a ride?"
Damn it, if you don't let them go together, what if Deidara and Sasori cling to me?
"Yes, Lord Swain."
"Okay, it's decided. Let's go!"
This action became Maryu Kaun's lifelong boast in his future social interactions.
I once hired four Kage-level fighters to escort me!
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