"Nancy!! I missed you so much!"
Noah immediately scooped the soft black cat into his arms and pulled her tightly against his chest. He rubbed his cheek against the top of her head with an overly affectionate grin.
"Meow! Meow!"
Nancy struggled desperately against the clingy human who had suddenly returned after being gone for more than a month.
"Goodness, why are you struggling so much?" He looked genuinely offended. "Don't you miss me?"
Before Nancy could answer or, more accurately, before she could escape Noah began showering her head with kisses.
"Meow!!"
Nancy pushed her tiny paws against his face, desperately trying to create some distance between them. Her golden-yellow eyes narrowed as she stared at him.
If Noah had understood cat language, he would have clearly heard:
NOOOO! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! HUMAN!
Unfortunately for Nancy, Noah understood absolutely nothing. And so, the assault of affection continued.
"You're still as cute as ever."
"Meeoow!"
