Hey guys!
I discontinued the Prompt Culling games…
Yeah, I just realized that I wasn't really having fun with that like I was with writing this fic along with my Asgore one and the Dispatch one that shall not be named, lest I have to acknowledge it and actually write an ending for it.
Again, if you want, you can go ahead and take whatever prompts I made public, you can even rip the chapter and rewrite it for your fic as long as you give credit to me and the person who said the prompt.
Nevertheless, enjoy the show!
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"Voxyyy, why did you call us here? A man whined in his seat, crossing his legs while pouting at his situationship. He was massively tall, barely fitting in the chair as he lazily dragged a long cigarette. He had a red, fancy hat to match with his similarly red coat with soft, white neck fur. The outfit was even fitted to help with his four arms, having arm-holes for every one of them.
"Your boy-toy is right, Vox, why're we here?" A British woman asked. She had a sleeveless navy blue coat along with red and black striped pants. "I was in the middle of actually doing important shit, you know?"
All 3 were in a light blue room with a massive table with Vox as the head with a shark swimming in a huge tank behind him.
"Well, Velvette, what I am about to show you is more important than the 'important shit' you were doing." Vox said condescendingly, teleporting in a flash of lightning to her side. "It's about the Roaring Knight, you heard of him?"
"Ugh, I can't stop hearing about the wanker. I've had to spend hours just filtering every single mention of him on Hell-Twitter just so we can keep trending, and even then he still keeps slipping through the cracks." Velvette complains , crossing her arms and glaring down.
"What about you, Val?" Vox prodded.
"Of course I know that little shit, he's the only thing my sluts talk about!" He yelled, starting off as angry, but he eventually descended into pouting. "Because of him there aren't enough desperate bitches on the streets that I can get."
"Well, the both of you, what if I told you guys that we can get rid of this Knight in one fell swoop?" Vox smugly asked, reaching in his pockets and pulling out a remote, making a TV project behind him.
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"Hello, is this thing on?" A very high pitched voice said, the footage being completely black for a second.
"Yes, I think it is on, Monokuma, kuma." Another voice said, deeper in tone but with a lisp and a laidback tone.
"Hey, I thought we agreed that I'll do the name drops here, buster!" Monokuma angrily said, managing to get the camera to finally show himself and his partner.
Monokuma was a small plush-like bear with one half being white with a single white eye, completely made of clay while the other half was made of black crystal with a jagged red eye.
The other person was short, pudgy, demon stereotype with a round grey face, a jester hat, a black cape along with a purple shirt and black trousers.
"As you know already, I am Monokuma, the mascot for the Knight and right here is my associate, Jevil, the jester."
"Huhuhuhuhu, nice to meet you all, all!"
"Our master, the Knight has sent us here on a BEARY important mission. Me and Jevil have to blow this building up and send a message–"
"--Don't fuck with the Knight, Knight! Huhuhuhuhu."
"Alright, that's it! You're really pissing me off, and since we already evacuated everyone, I can finally do my job!" Monokuma yelled before using his stubby little legs to sprint at Jevil.
"I channel your power, Super Explosive Murder God!" Monokuma said, his white half beginning to glow before a burst of orange consumed the screen, ending the footage.
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"Velvette, Val, do you know what this means?" Vox said, looking back on all of them with a savage grin. "If we play our cards right, we can get that little shit under our thumbs as easy as pie."
"Oooh, can you send him to me? I'd even pay good money to see him broken and begging~" Valentino purrs out while Velvette smiles, but doesn't celebrate yet.
"Well, we know that he blew our news station up, what the fuck does that mean?"
"Aww, you don't know Velvette?" Vox mockingly coos out, grabbing both of her cheeks and pulls on them before teleporting away before he could get hit. "Even for the youngest of the V's, you should be able to figure it out…
After the meeting, we'll get him in a turf war."
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"So, Ticket, can you tell me more about this Infinite Tower thing?" I ask, lying on top of my clay pigeons who were lazily carrying me. I had looked over the ticket to the Infinite Tower of Pissed off Dude, and it kinda looks like it doesn't have a downside.
I know I had also gotten a stand arrow, but I was pretty conflicted on how or if I should even use it or not. Jojo is pretty damn bizarre and people can just be born with stands or awaken them with hamon or ripple or just being born to the Joestar name.
I think a guy from Part 4 got a stand by just really loving cooking and dedicating his life to it. Even awakening the stand from the arrow is pretty dangerous considering you can just literally just die instead of getting cool powers.
The least dangerous and most accessible way to use this thing would be attempting to use a skill to somehow stimulate the arrow enough for it to give me a stand without stabbing myself, but how could I…How could…
…Oh, I got something in the works
But back to the ticket, I mean, for a rare item, I could literally go up to floor 30 like 5 times, and solve my weapon curse. I mean, surely it doesn't have any bad downside–
Well, the thing is, that's your only ticket.
…What?
You only get one chance to climb as far as you can to get your items.
…I'm not as mad as I thought I would be. To be honest, I was kinda saying that stuff earlier so I could laugh a bit when the other shoe dropped, but even now I'm still calm. Even if it's only 1 ticket, it's still–
BUT! I can give you more…In exchange for some curses.
Did you just offer me gambling?
Yup.
Did we just become best friends?
Yup!
Alright, can you at least give me like a range on what curses I could get?
If you choose minor curses you can get anything from being infertile to being very stoic, mediums can give you losing all your clothes for no reason, hard curses can make you a battle junkie and ultimate curses can make you permanently stay at your level of strength.
…Can I choose the category of curses I can roll?
Yup, but mediums will only get you one while the upper curses could net you even 5 tickets at once.
That sounds nice and all, but gamble knows when to quit. Roll me them curses!
[Excommunicated]
|Severity 10|
Clergy and Divine naturally take a dislike to you; all holy and divine effects are weakened when used by you, and you are vulnerable to exorcisms and effects that would otherwise hurt the unholy.
|Resolve: Acquire a pardon from an individual with a very high rank in the clergy or from a divine entity.|
[Yandere]
|Severity 8|
There is a yandere out there yearning for your love, and she won't take no for an answer, and she will not be very willing to listen to reason.
|Resolve: Find the Yandere and either dispatch or pacify them. This will not get rid of their romantic feelings towards you, but will stop the gacha from supplying them with a Yandere Rage towards you.|
To be honest, I can live with this. I'm already an incubus and a sinner in hell, so I don't really care about the first one, and with Crazy Lure I can probably pacify the yandere. I mean, if I wanted one, I could probably get a harem thanks to Harem Lord and have her join.
But that makes me think, do I even want a harem? I mean, sure, it sounds nice, but is a harem good for anything aside from sex? I guess the fact that you can get a group of people that'll love and support you as partners is pretty cool, but…
Man, whatever, I'll think about this later or something. Right now? I got a date with at least 30 dudes.
Yo Ticket, give me the other ticket.
In a whirlwind of black pieces of paper, soon a green ticket formed in my outstretched hand. It had very simplistic art of a buff guy being mad with ITOPOD being embezzled on the front in bright gold.
I ripped it in half without hesitation, blinking only once and seeing solid white marble. I looked around, seeing more white and only a single window that shows a bright day outside. Soon, my eyes fell upon a small trapdoor in the floor.
Does anybody else smell a montage? Cuz I sure do!
Floor 1-10
Y'know, I didn't think that the first 10 floors would be anything special, but this is just a whole new low. I literally just got out of a fight with a dude that had glowing eyes as an ability, that's literally it, just glowing eyes.
Speaking of the dudes, the people in this place weren't actually people so to speak. The black ticket told me that they're robots at best with quirky clothes and funny fake personalities. Hell, they don't even bleed or feel pain as far as I could tell which made it much easier for me to kill them.
One of the dudes dressed up like Deku and sounded like those stupid-ass Tiktok voiceovers of his that don't even sound like the English VA, while some of the others just dressed up as Jojo characters and aura-farmed.
Floor 11-20
Again, not much of a threat at all. I haven't even used any abilities at this point, just relying on my raw strength to beat these guys.
Some stand-outs were probably that guy dressed up as Froppy from My Hero Academia who tried to hit me with his tongue along with that other guy who made me produce breast milk…
…DriNk YouR–
If I hear another word out of you, Inland Empire, I will fucking demolish you. I will genuinely get a lobotomy just to use my fire-breath and burn you alive.
Floor 21-30
Alright, I'm starting to sweat now.
Like I said, I still haven't used any of my abilities yet, but instead of the low-diff fights I was having before, it's definitely starting to get much more difficult. It's at this point that these guys are actually starting to have useful powers like making stones, fireballs, poison, all of that mess.
Right now I'm on Floor 30, and I have a guy who can remove gravity trapped within my crystals on the floor. Since I really do not want to take any chances, I decided to take a little break and produce more than a few clay bombs.
My mini Monokuma and Jevil were more than enough to blow up a whole building, as little as they were, so I decided to just make more of similar size. Instead of designing them like the other two, I just made like 50 big doves that could most definitely make a bigger explosion than the other two.
Floor 31-40
Yeah, never underestimate an epic rank ability.
It felt like I was GM just playing with Bronze people, straight up smurfing in bot lobbies.
Freezing breath? Strong explosive bird.
Shooting lightning from outta your palms? Strong explosive bird.
Turn into a lion or an entire murder of crows? TWO strong explosive birds.
Is this how Gojo feels whenever he's fighting against anybody else? That nigga was depressed for no reason, this is hype as hell.
However, I need to check myself. I can leave whenever I want after the fact, but during the fights I gotta "die" to get out. Apparently, I'll be transported to where I was before I went in the tower whenever I "die", but I've died from cancer before and it's really shitty so I don't wanna learn what it feels like to die from something else.
I decided to just reach floor 40 to get an elite item and it was there I saw my opponent having Draconic Escalation, Lung's power from Worm. It basically just makes you stronger over time like a weaker but cooler dragon version of the Hulk.
Now I have read Worm before and I have seen first hand what Lung can do if he gets off his rocker, so I didn't take any chances. I fired every single explosive bird I had at that man.
I genuinely had to form a little barrier around myself with crystal to help with the blast, but hey! Not even scraps left of that Lung guy.
Alright, Ticket, gimmie my ticket and get me out.
[Tome of the Grand Rizzard]
|Elite Item|
(Tome)A tome containing vast knowledge in erotic magical arts allowing you to learn Eromancy.
…Does this count as a weapon?
I'll allow it this one time, but any future tomes won't count.
I don't care, I'm satisfied. I guess I got something to read while I fly back to the hotel and explain to the girls why I'm a terrorist now. I mean, I'm also an incubus, so I guess this'll be doubly effective on me.
Alright, tome, whaddya got?
How to clean and loosen up your boy-pussy for a rough night of pegging–
AAAaaaaannnnddd, I'm out.
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THE END
So how'd you like it? My fixation for Danganronpa has been coming back so that's why Monokuma is here, but Jevil is just here because he was my favorite character in Deltarune chapter 1 before Big Berdly was introduced.
I also just thought that making little creatures as mini-Overlords was cool, lol.
Ok BBBByyyyeeeee!