"So... you're a vampire. Who would've thought?" Melania remarks.
"Well, I could say the same thing. Imagine finding out my best friend's cousin is a succubus..."
"Now I understand why I felt that irresistible urge to fuck you the very moment I saw you. I mean, it's no secret that vampires are irresistibly attractive."
We're walking side by side along one of Manhattan's main streets, heading back to Naomi's place.
I've already let everyone know that Melania's been found, though I had to twist the truth a little.
I simply told them I'd found her in an underground arcade where there was no cell service, and that she'd gotten so caught up in playing games that she'd completely lost track of time.
After Melania revealed her powers, I was terrified Philip might try to kidnap her, but thankfully, he left not long afterward.
Before he did, though, he admitted he'd known Melania was a succubus the moment I mentioned her last name.
