I sighed as I stared out the living room window, grumbling under my breath the only thing that stared back at me was a Mario flower eating a mouth full of zombie rats.
That really wasn't interesting at all.
I sighed again as I stared out past the flower and to the rest of the front yard.
There was nothing wrong out there either, which was exactly the problem. The vines weren't attacking anyone, there were no strangers threatening to take my house at the gate, and there wasn't a single idiot appearing in front of me to give me an excuse to stab them. Everything was peaceful.
Disgustingly peaceful.
And I hated it.
I sighed again, louder this time like I was ready to give up on life.
Every few minutes, someone carried something past the window, shouted for someone else, or stopped to argue about whether a board was straight.
It wasn't.
