So after I failed to pressure China for sure, I started trying to think of how to deter the mafia, first was to hire Blackwater, a private military company, to clamp them down for sure, which would be quite expensive but effective and cheap, but would cause significant scrutiny if it gets leaked by the reporters. Second was to ask the Israeli Pegasus surveillance company to hack into their phones, then to arrest them, but it was nearly impossible since I myself designated the whole of Israel as a terrorist entity last year after they killed a Palestinian journalist in Annaba who was critical of Israel. And finally, the third to use troops would cause trouble since the troops don't know how to deal with civilians.
First was needed to discuss the problem with Iyaad, my beloved PM, like a secretary.
After sending him a message in Wassap asking him to come after a while, I started to prepare a karak tea, which was quite delicious to be honest, as well as cheap for sure.
The brownie man appeared in front of me in his favorite black suit, trying to imitate Stetham, whom he was a big ass fan of.
Salam,- he greeted me in eastern fashion.
Waalykumusalam,- I greeted back, emphasizing the Salam part.
So we have three options to think of first, it's the use of blackwater, which I recently established contact with through the American consulate.- was my start to the discussion.
No black water has a bad history of dealing with civilians, as well as committing war crimes in Iraq; it's too risky.- he gave his opinion on my first proposal.
Ok, ok, my boy, second option is to use Pegasus,-NO,- shouted Iyaad, didn't let me finish.
Bro, its quiet expensive, risky, hard- he gave his answer
Let's at least try,- was my attempt to communicate my idea to Iyaad. But got interrupted by Iyaad's big NO.
Maybe because he was very Pro-Palestinian, or just to afraid of risking his newly rising reputation among the liberal society of Annaba, as well as different parts of the Tibilistan.
Ok, the last option to send troops ,- was my say, while hiding a desperate plea in my face to accept at least one of those.
No, remember what happened after Trump deployed federal troops to Minnesota, the whole Minnesota's disorganized leftist(socialist, liberals, communist, civil rights movements) community united to oppose it fiercely, like what happened during first and second Intifada in the holy land.,- Iyaad gifted me his rejection.
No, it's better to ask far-left militants of FLNf for help, even if they disbanded, most of them still are kept communicating, acting like they're a veteran's club or sort of,- was the Stetham's fans idea, which is quite a good idea.
Bravo genius, that's a good idea, divide and conquer as Genghis Khan loved to do,- was my response filled with happiness.
Even if we were belligerents, before I kept communicating with them, using their support for future elections in mind, was his answer, which was the answer I genuinely expected.
Mayli(whatever in Uzbek),- he got my reply. But remember I'm not sharing a burden if it backfires,- warn came out of my mouth very naturally.
Hop(ok in Uzbek)- a natural good-sounding Uzbek came out of his mouth.
Hop,- now can you buy me Buldak ramen if you go out, my legs are kind of tired and not obeying like before,- I requested the simple action from my Iyaad.