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Chapter 33 - Long’s famous coffee, and even more famous broken English

Selena's apartment looked like an academic crime scene.

Books everywhere.

Three whiteboards covered in equations that curled back into themselves.

Open laptop tabs with names like Non-Linear Mana Flux Stability and Shifting Anchor Hypothesis v12 (FINAL_FINAL2).

Vanessa had cleared one corner of the mess and declared it "dinner space."

Selena, despite looking like she had not slept right in days, insisted on cooking.

"Real food," she said firmly. "Not dungeon protein."

So they sat cross-legged on the floor around low coffee tables, eating tacos al pastor and carne asada wrapped in warm tortillas.

Cilantro sharp.

Lime bright.

Salsa smoky and just painful enough to remind you you were alive.

Vanessa cracked open glass bottles of Mexican cola.

Real cane sugar.

Heavy fizz.

Phong took a sip and nodded with approval.

"Superior."

Vanessa pointed at him in triumph.

"See? Someone with taste."

Alex smirked.

"Don't start."

For a few minutes, it was simple.

Food.

Laughter.

Packing boxes half-filled with lab notebooks and folded clothes.

Then Phong set his bottle down.

"I don't think all floor bosses are active threats."

Selena froze mid-bite.

"…Go on."

Alex leaned back against the couch and listened.

"The Phoenix is aggressive," Phong said calmly. "Territorial. A catastrophe just by moving."

Selena nodded slowly.

"Yes."

"But the Sky Emperor," he continued, "hasn't actually done anything active."

Selena blinked.

"Nothing?"

"Including the roar last year."

The roar that had nearly killed him.

The roar that had frozen monsters in place.

The roar that had almost ended him before he ever started farming.

"It commands with its roar," Phong said.

He took another sip of cola.

"And the food chain obeys."

Selena's academic brain snapped fully online.

"You're suggesting hierarchy, not predation."

Alex added dryly, "He's also suggesting he nearly got one-shot by a CEO barking orders at its underlings."

"Yes. Thank you, Alex. That did wonders for the self-esteem I was building. Anyway…"

He looked back at Selena.

"If it can force lizardmen and treants to stop fighting, who's to say it can't make them do something else? Like attack."

Selena went still.

"…It doesn't need to attack humans itself."

Vanessa stopped chewing.

"…You're saying if it wanted to, it could wipe Floor One clean without ever coming down."

"Yes."

A heavy silence settled over the room.

Alex nodded slowly.

"When it roared, Lake Baratok stopped fighting immediately."

Selena's eyes sharpened.

"Ceasefire response."

"Instinctive," Alex said.

Phong leaned forward slightly.

"If the Emperor has that much control, it doesn't need spectacle."

Selena frowned.

"And the bull?"

"Horns of the Earth," Vanessa murmured.

"Les Cornes de la Terre," Selena corrected softly.

Phong nodded.

"It's too calm."

Selena folded her arms.

"It's enormous."

"Mountain-sized."

"Diamond horns."

"Biomes growing on its back."

She ticked off each point like a list.

"That thing's stat sheet would be absurd."

"Five digits," Phong said quietly. "Maybe six."

Vanessa stared at him.

"You're guessing."

"I am."

"But creatures at that scale…" He shook his head. "Its senses have to be beyond anything we understand."

Selena tapped her bottle with her fingers.

"It sensed the French team."

"It had to."

"And ignored them."

"Yes."

Vanessa leaned back slowly.

"…Why?"

Phong gave a small shrug.

"Because not every apex predator hunts everything."

Selena's eyes widened a little.

"You're thinking personality."

"Yes."

Alex smiled faintly.

"Of course he is."

Phong kept going, calm as ever.

"It would be stupid to treat floor bosses like video game raid bosses whose only purpose is to challenge players."

Selena let out a long breath.

"…They're ecological entities."

"More like living parts of an ecosystem," Phong said.

The room shifted.

Less dinner.

More war council.

Selena rubbed her temple.

"I would love you as my research assistant."

Vanessa coughed.

"He can't."

Selena nodded, reluctant.

"I know."

Phong smiled faintly.

"I can't."

"Because you'd have to publish."

"And I won't."

He wasn't stubborn about it.

Just sure.

"Farming sharpened it," he said quietly.

"Sharpened what?" Selena asked.

"Understanding."

"Of what?"

"That the dungeon isn't evil."

Selena blinked.

"…Go on."

"It's not good either," he clarified. "It's… what you'd call morally orange, I guess. It exists outside our ideas of good and evil, right and wrong."

He glanced at Alex.

"You don't burn an ecosystem down because you're scared of its apex predator."

Selena leaned back slowly.

"You're respecting it."

"Yes."

"Even the bosses."

"Especially the bosses."

Vanessa stared at him.

"You're terrifying."

"Why?"

"You sound like you're trying to negotiate with gods."

Phong shrugged.

"I already negotiate with trolls."

That broke the tension.

They laughed.

Selena wiped at her eyes.

"Okay. Enough ecosystem philosophy."

Then she looked at Alex.

"So. How serious are we talking?"

Alex did not hesitate.

"Serious."

Selena's eyes lit up at once.

"Oh?"

Phong nearly choked on his cola.

"We're taking it slow," Alex added calmly. "But yes."

Selena grinned.

"And your parents?"

Alex lifted her chin proudly.

"They already see him as a son-in-law."

Phong coughed harder.

Vanessa burst out laughing.

Selena clapped once.

"Oh my god."

Alex smirked.

"Papa gave him a haircut."

Selena gasped with full drama.

"That's approval level two."

"Level three is beer brewing."

"He already got that."

Vanessa pointed at Phong.

"You infiltrated."

"I didn't mean to."

Alex leaned into him a little.

"You're good at farming families too, apparently."

Phong rubbed the back of his neck.

"This feels like an ambush."

Selena smirked.

"Good."

Vanessa added, "Balance for the spatial anomaly stress."

Alex tilted her head.

"He still wants to settle something before a wedding."

Selena's smile faded a little.

"Josh."

Phong nodded once.

The room quieted.

Selena studied him carefully.

"You're not spiraling."

"No."

"You're not obsessed."

"With what? Alex or the farm?"

She ignored that.

"You joke. That's a good sign. You're… planning."

"Yes."

She nodded slowly.

"Good."

Vanessa finished her taco and wiped her hands.

"Okay. Before this gets too heavy again. Dessert?"

Phong latched onto the word instantly.

"Yes."

Selena rolled her eyes.

"You are impossible."

"Flan," Vanessa announced.

Selena pulled it from the fridge.

Caramel top gleaming.

Cool, creamy contrast after the spicy dinner.

Phong exhaled happily after the first bite.

"Worth the existential dread."

Alex nudged him.

"You're simple."

"I'm efficient."

Selena watched them for a moment.

Her expression softened.

"You two are steady."

"Is that bad?" Alex asked.

"No." She shook her head. "In a world of Phoenixes and emperors and diamond-horned mountains…"

She took a slow sip of cola.

"…steady might be revolutionary."

Outside, faint fireworks popped in the distance.

Inside, boxes sat half packed.

The flan was half gone.

Three catastrophe-level bosses lingered, unspoken, between them.

But so did laughter.

Trust.

Plans.

And a Level 1 farmer who respected the ecosystem more than most governments respected their own citizens.

Selena looked at him again.

"You really think the bosses have personalities."

"Yes."

"And if they do?"

"Then someday," Phong said calmly, "someone will need to understand them."

Selena smiled faintly.

"Not just fight them."

"Exactly."

Vanessa sighed with full drama.

"Great. We're befriending gods next."

Phong finished his flan.

"One thing at a time."

And for tonight, one thing at a time felt enough.

Selena insisted.

"I need caffeine from the man who looks at chaos and says, 'Needs more condensed milk.'"

Vanessa did not argue.

Alex did not argue.

Phong knew resistance was pointless.

So the four of them walked to Hà Nội Corner.

Selena had not been there since that text.

The one where Phong casually mentioned Lake Baratok existed on two floors at once.

Spatial overlap.

Parallel anchoring.

A lake refusing to obey floor separation.

She had not slept properly since.

Now she wanted coffee from the source of all irresponsible revelations.

They turned the corner.

And stopped.

The café was packed.

Not inside.

Outside.

A line wrapped around the storefront.

People pressed against the windows.

Phones raised.

Faces flattened to the glass.

"…What is this," Vanessa muttered.

Through the window, Emma Tannenbaum sat at a small wooden table.

Perfect posture.

Her ceremonial armor had been swapped for expensive streetwear.

Hair immaculate.

Makeup camera-ready even off stage.

She held a coconut coffee.

Her expression was polite boredom.

Long stood behind the counter.

Poker face.

Making another coconut coffee.

But his movements had edge.

Impatience under discipline.

The door chimed as someone stepped out.

Three people tried to rush in at once.

Long didn't even look up.

"Line."

One word.

Sharp.

Controlled.

The three backed off.

Emma took a slow sip.

Camera flashes popped outside.

Influencer assistants hovered nearby.

Hà Nội Corner had grown.

Dominic bringing divers in all the time had changed it.

C-plus.

B-minus.

Independent.

Word had spread.

Divers liked it.

Now celebrities came too.

Selena whispered, "She's using the backdrop."

Vanessa nodded.

"Of course she is."

Phong exhaled softly.

"Let's go in."

They slipped past the line.

Not aggressively.

Just with confidence.

Inside, it was warmer.

Thicker.

Condensed milk and robusta in the air.

Emma's eyes lifted.

Locked onto Alex.

Recognition hit at once.

A flicker of something moved beneath the polished smile.

"Alexandra," Emma said smoothly.

Her voice in person was softer than it was on stage.

Still controlled.

Still measured.

"Emma."

Just that.

No extra warmth.

No extra bite.

Phong stepped forward casually.

And switched to Vietnamese.

"Uncle Long, give us two salt foam and some of that good old Hanoi caramel you're testing."

Long didn't miss a beat.

"Ok."

He didn't look at Emma.

Didn't look at the cameras.

He pulled down two glasses and started layering foam with practiced wrist movements.

The caramel flan sat under a small dome near the register.

Test batch.

In Hà Nội, there was a flan shop on Hàng Than famous for it.

Flan au caramel.

Shortened over time to just caramel.

The French origin sanded off until it belonged somewhere else.

Soft custard.

Coffee sauce on top.

Bitterness cutting the sweetness just right.

Emma's gaze shifted to the flan.

"I'll have one of those," she said pleasantly.

Long finally looked at her.

Raised one eyebrow.

"Not for sale yet."

Emma tilted her head.

"I'm sure I can pay."

Long shook his head slowly.

"Still testing."

Then he set the flan gently in front of Phong.

"They help taste."

Emma's smile sharpened a little.

"I won't post it."

Long's poker face never moved.

"You too popular."

A pause.

"You dislike."

Another pause.

"My shop bye bye."

Silence.

It was impossible to hate him.

He delivered broken English like a confident diplomat.

Emma studied him.

Then laughed lightly.

"Well. Fair."

She leaned back, coconut coffee still in hand.

Outside, the crowd pressed harder against the glass.

Phones flashed.

Someone shouted her name.

Emma ignored it.

Selena leaned closer to Phong.

"He just gatekept a celebrity."

"Uncle Long doesn't negotiate."

Vanessa smirked.

"Respect."

Alex took her salt foam coffee.

Emma watched her.

Not openly hostile.

Just measuring.

"You've been quiet lately," Emma said.

Alex stirred her drink slowly.

"I've been busy."

"With?"

"Life."

Emma smiled.

"That sounds… domestic."

Phong did not react.

Selena did.

Vanessa nearly choked.

Alex took a slow sip.

"Grounded."

Emma's eyes flicked briefly to Phong.

Assessment.

Level unknown.

Class unknown.

Presence steady.

"Congratulations," Emma said lightly.

"For what?"

"For finding balance."

Alex didn't blink.

"I prefer stability."

Outside, someone tapped the glass.

"Emma! Photo!"

She ignored it again.

Long slid the flan toward Phong.

Coffee sauce gleaming.

Custard trembling softly.

Phong took a bite.

Closed his eyes for a second.

Perfect.

Rich.

Balanced.

Bitterness trimming the sweetness cleanly.

Selena leaned over at once.

"Let me."

Vanessa followed.

Emma watched.

Curious under the mask of indifference.

Long wiped the counter calmly.

Emma finally stood.

That camera-ready smile snapped back into place like armor.

"Lovely place," she said to Long.

He nodded once.

"Good coffee."

She glanced at Alex.

"See you soon."

Not a threat.

Not a promise.

Just inevitability.

Then she stepped outside.

The crowd surged.

Flashes exploded.

Her assistants formed a moving wall around her.

She moved through them like gravity bent in her favor.

The door shut.

The café felt three degrees calmer.

Selena exhaled loudly.

"That was tense."

Vanessa leaned back.

"She's sharp."

"Yes," Alex said.

Phong took another bite of flan.

"She's spectacle."

Selena looked at him.

"And you?"

He shrugged.

"Busy with my farm."

Long grunted in approval.

"Farming is good."

He leaned on the counter.

"She come here because divers come here."

Then he pointed subtly at Phong.

"You make this place big."

Phong shook his head.

"I didn't mean to…"

Long waved him off.

"Who said I was scolding you?"

He tapped his chest.

"Community. You did hear my advice."

That landed differently.

Outside, the line still stretched long.

People hoping to get into the café Emma had just visited.

Inside, four friends sat around two salt foam coffees and one test flan while a barista refused to bend for fame.

Selena took another spoonful.

"If Lake Baratok exists across floors," she muttered, "then vertical overlap zones might—"

Vanessa nudged her.

"Eat."

She did.

Phong looked at Alex.

She looked calm.

Not shaken.

Not threatened.

Emma was lightning.

Bright. Loud. In-your-face power.

Alex was wind.

Invisible. Quiet. No less deadly.

Two different kinds of force.

And Hà Nội Corner, with its condensed milk and stubborn owner, wasn't impressed by either.

Long refilled Phong's water glass.

"Next time," he muttered quietly in Vietnamese, "tell me before you bring celebrity."

Phong smirked.

"That wasn't me though."

Long nodded once.

"Keep it that way."

Outside, the line slowly thinned.

Inside, the coffee stayed steady.

And for a brief moment, fame waited outside the door.

Community sat at the table.

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