First, she looked at everyone with an apologetic face. "I'm really sorry, everyone. I had a bit of hypoglycemia just now, so I lost my balance and fell. I'm sorry for scaring you."
[Liar! I clearly saw her kneel down and crawl to lick someone's shoe on her own initiative.]
[This excuse to save face is so fake.]
Seeing that no one believed her, Jiang Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth. "I've always had hypoglycemia. I forgot to have breakfast this morning, so it flared up again."
Then, Jiang Miaomiao saw the following plot.
[Original text: In order to prove that she had hypoglycemia, Jiang Zhi pretended to be dizzy and unsteady on her feet. Suddenly, her body stumbled, and she managed not to fall only by grabbing the shoulder of Zhou Huai next to her.]
[System, change 'grabbing' to 'licking'.]
"Ah..." Jiang Zhi feigned weakness, holding her forehead, and then her body swayed. With a cry, she seemed about to fall. At the critical moment, she suddenly stiffened her body, then bent down and licked Zhou Huai's shoulder next to her.
"What are you doing!" Zhou Huai jumped back as if facing a great enemy.
Was this woman crazy? Was her tongue itchy and had to lick something? She licked someone's shoe just now, and now she was licking his shoulder.
This was insane!The barrage was also left dumbfounded.
[Jiang Zhi should go to the hospital.]
[Going to the hospital won't help. She needs an exorcism. Get a master to take a look.]
[It's really hard to imagine what she's thinking.]
[Seriously, what on earth is she doing? Licking one person after another. Was she a dog in her previous life?]
Jiang Zhi's fans also felt ashamed and, rarely, didn't rush to defend her in the barrage.
The program crew was also stunned. Even though they had seen all kinds of famous scenes in the entertainment industry, they couldn't cover up Jiang Zhi's strange behavior of actively harassing other guests.
"Ms. Jiang Zhi, maybe you should go and rest first?"
Who knew what outrageous things she would do if she stayed any longer?
Jiang Zhi's face flushed red.
Damn it! What was wrong with her body? This was a live - broadcast. What would everyone think of her?
"I'm sorry, everyone." Jiang Zhi forced herself to speak. "My body is in a bit of a state, and I've scared you all. Let me cook lunch for everyone as an apology."
To avoid further embarrassment, Jiang Zhi quickly slipped into the kitchen.
Wang Yufei and Zhou Huai hesitated for a moment and then followed her into the kitchen. After all, they were still on the show. Even if they had to pretend, they had to do it. If they really left Jiang Zhi to prepare lunch for so many people alone, the audience would be dissatisfied with them.
Jiang Miaomiao thought for a while and also entered the kitchen. But she wasn't there to help.
[System, I want to see the next plot.]
Jiang Zhi had bribed a freight car to hit her just now, so she wouldn't be lenient in making Jiang Zhi lose face in front of the whole nation.
"Zhizhi, are you really okay?" Wang Yufei walked over, her eyes filled with concern. But then, as if she remembered something, she took a step back and distanced herself from Jiang Zhi.
Jiang Zhi gave a bitter smile. "I'm fine. Maybe there have been too many things happening these two days, and I haven't had a good rest, so my mind is a bit muddled."
Barrage: [You're not muddled. You're possessed.]
"It's too hard for you to cook for everyone alone. Let us help you." Wang Yufei said as she picked up a cabbage beside her and started washing it.
Jiang Zhi smiled gently. "Don't you like braised fish? I'll make one for you today."
"Great! Your cooking is much better than my nanny's." Wang Yufei bounced over. "I have to learn a lot today. Maybe my mom will praise me then."
[This kind of daily interaction between girlfriends is really sweet.]
Jiang Zhi's fans emerged again.
[Zhizhi has such a good temper. She can get along well with everyone. Those who don't get along well with Zhizhi should reflect on themselves.]
[I've never seen a more confident fan group than Jiang Zhi's. Maybe their sister should stop licking other people's shoes.]
"Yufei, don't you want to learn how to cook?" Jiang Zhi placed all the prepared ingredients in order and asked Wang Yufei to stand aside and watch.
The system immediately provided the next plot.
[Original text: Jiang Zhi heated the pan and added oil. After frying the prepared fish for a while, she added various seasonings and finally poured in boiling water. "You see, cooking is actually quite simple. I'm sure you can learn it, Yufei."]
Jiang Miaomiao smiled slyly.
[System, change 'poured in boiling water' to 'spat into it'.]
Wang Yufei was standing by the stove, intently watching Jiang Zhi's every move. Jiang Zhi gave her a gentle look, then turned on the gas and poured some oil into the pan. When the oil was hot, she put the prepared fish in, then added seasonings. Then, out of muscle memory, she subconsciously picked up the boiling water beside her. But the moment she touched the boiling water, her body suddenly froze. Then, under Wang Yufei's extremely focused gaze, she spat several times into the pan.
"Pah - pah -"
Wang Yufei, who was earnestly learning cooking skills, was so shocked that her jaw dropped.
What? What was she doing?
Zhou Huai, who was washing vegetables, was also so shocked that he stopped his movements, his eyes fixed on the figure bustling by the stove.
The barrage fell into a brief stagnation. It was only after a few seconds that a screen - full of question marks scrolled up.
[????]
[Is there any expert who can tell me what Jiang Zhi is doing?]
[This woman is really crazy!]
[Ugh... I'm having a meal.]
[Mom! It's so disgusting!]
[Is this a meal - enhancing variety show? It's a turn - off variety show.]
After spitting into the pan a few more times, Jiang Zhi then looked at Wang Yufei gently. "You see, cooking is actually quite simple. I'm sure you can learn it, Yufei."
Wang Yufei frowned deeply, her expression uncontrollably distorted. "You... Was the chicken soup you made the other day also like this?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"Ugh..." Wang Yufei couldn't help retching.
Damn it! Was the chicken soup she drank the other day spit - infused chicken soup? Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! It was so disgusting! Was this Jiang Zhi insane? She had thought Jiang Zhi was her good sister before!
Zhou Huai, seeing this, secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, he didn't drink the chicken soup that day.
Just then, the commotion in the kitchen attracted the people chatting outside. Several ladies walked in. Seeing Wang Yufei vomiting on the floor, they thought she was ill.
"Yufei, are you not feeling well?"
"It smells so good." Tao Yirou walked straight over and looked at the fish almost ready in the pan. "Zhizhi, the fish you made smells really good. Serve me some to taste."
Hearing this, Wang Yufei's face changed drastically. She wanted to speak up to stop her. But her stomach was churning, and the words she wanted to say got stuck in her throat. All she could do was keep retching.
At this moment, Jiang Zhi finally realized what she had done. Her face took on a very strange expression.