[I can't stand it either. How can someone imitate a mosquito's call so annoyingly, just like a real mosquito that needs a good swat?]
[But why did Gu Xize suddenly start imitating a mosquito's call?]
[I feel like he doesn't seem to want to. Look, his face is all red. It seems like he's trying to prove something.]
[But it can't be that he suddenly lost his voice, right?]
[This is so weird.]
[I got it! Gu Xize's move is actually to divert attention from Jiang Zhi. As soon as he starts making mosquito sounds, no one is paying attention to the noise Jiang Zhi made when she was playing the erhu.]
[Wow! That makes sense!]
[Could Gu Xize be secretly in love with Jiang Zhi? If his mosquito - like calls are to divert attention for Jiang Zhi, then he really loves her deeply.]
[Wait, isn't he an idol? What about the no - dating clause?]
The bullet - screen was abuzz with discussions, and Gu Xize wasn't idle either. He kept trying to shout, but all he could produce were buzzing sounds. So, he tried even harder. Finally, he managed to let out a yell.
"Ahh..." As the rumbling sound continued, Gu Zexi's face was filled with excitement: "Now I can shout loudly!"
The guests and staff twitched their lips. Was being able to shout something to be so happy about?
The scene was a bit chaotic, and they even got today's shooting theme wrong. Director Guo had to step in.
"Ahem, well, quite a few of the guests here are from the entertainment industry. How about an impromptu situational play? We'll only provide the background and character cards, and the guests can freely develop the rest of the plot."
Soon, the assistant director distributed the character cards.
Background: A wealthy family in the early years of the Republic of China.
Characters: The master, the mistress, the young master, and the young lady.
Director Guo looked at the guests. The mistresses had noble statuses and were not from the entertainment industry, so they were not suitable. Then he looked at the younger guests: "Everyone, choose a character you like."
Gu Xize was the first to pick the character card of the young master. There were only two male roles, so Zhou Huai could only choose the master. Jiang Zhi originally wanted to choose the young lady, but Wang Yufei picked the character card of the young lady first. So, Jiang Zhi could only choose the mistress.
Gu Xize was a bit unhappy. If Sister Zhizhi chose the mistress, wouldn't she be his mother?
"Director, can we add one more character card?" Jiang Miaomiao looked at Director Guo with great sincerity.
Director Guo was a bit surprised: "But you don't seem to be able to act, do you? What kind of character card do you want to add?"
Jiang Miaomiao tried hard to hold back her laughter: "Can we add a character card for Mama Wang? You know, the maid. I really like the idea of being a maid."
She had long wanted to be a maid in a wealthy - family novel, just to see if she could say those classic lines. "It's been a long time since I saw the young master smile so happily." "You're the first woman the young master has brought home."
Director Guo was helpless: "All right, all right."
The guests who got the character cards had to improvise the plot according to the narrator's content on - site. Although several of the guests were from the entertainment industry, acting usually just meant following a script. Improv on - site not only tested acting skills but also imagination.
"Dear guests, get ready. The director team will only provide the opening plot and the narration. All subsequent plots need to be improvised by you on - site."
Director Guo picked up the megaphone and read the opening plot: "Late at night, the master returns to the mansion."
Guests:? What? The opening plot is just one sentence?
Zhou Huai, who had just entered the scene, panicked for a moment, then pretended to be serious and said: "Ahem, Mama Wang?"
Jiang Miaomiao, who was playing Mama Wang, immediately greeted with a smile: "Master."
Zhou Huai looked around the room and furrowed his brows: "Where's the mistress?"
Jiang Miaomiao: "The mistress took a taxi and went out to do some immoral things."
Bullet - screen:?
[What? The plot is already abnormal at the beginning?]
[The master is cuckolded right from the start.]
Zhou Huai didn't expect Jiang Miaomiao's lines to be so unexpected. He was stunned for two seconds before continuing: "What about the young lady?"
Jiang Miaomiao continued to smile: "The young lady went to the Grand Shanghai Ballroom."
Zhou Huai asked again: "And the young master?"
"The young master went to the Grand Shanghai Stage to dance with the young lady."
"?" Zhou Huai furrowed his brows deeply, looking exactly like a feudal old master: "Outrageous! How dare they go to the Grand Shanghai Stage behind my back. They're simply disgracing the family!"
Jiang Miaomiao: "Master, the young lady said if you can go, she can go too."
"I go there for business. What are they going for!"
"The young lady said she's nobler than you and she's going to make money."
At this moment, Director Guo joined as the narrator: "The master rushed to the Grand Shanghai Ballroom and joined the dancing."
Zhou Huai:?
Director Guo smiled mischievously. He actually had a dream of being a screenwriter.
Helplessly, Zhou Huai could only continue acting. He danced and laughed heartily: "Hey, if I had known the Grand Shanghai Ballroom was so profitable, I would have come earlier."
Bullet - screen: [Is this right?]
At this time, Wang Yufei, playing the young lady, made her entrance. Looking at the master dancing in the ballroom, she furrowed her brows deeply: "Dad, how can you be so degenerate? Do you look like a father? You really disappoint me!"
Narrator: "The old master was so angry at being scolded by his daughter that he fainted from a rush of qi to the heart."
The old master fell down accordingly and even twitched a few times professionally.
Wang Yufei immediately called for help upon seeing this: "Is there anyone here? Is there a doctor?"
Jiang Miaomiao took off her maid's uniform, dressed up as a passer - by, and walked over: "Oh, someone's dead. Do you want a shroud?"
"Forget it. Treat the dying as if they're alive. Even a vet would do. Hurry up and see how my dad is."
Jiang Miaomiao nodded and somehow took out a shroud and was about to put it on the old master.
"You mean this shroud?"
Wang Yufei looked away: "Isn't there a single professional doctor in such a big ballroom?"
Director Guo got excited again. He dressed up as a passer - by and walked over: "I'm a professional."
"Thank you so much!"
"Then please treat my dad quickly."
Director Guo nodded and directly moved a chair to sit and wait.
Wang Yufei was stunned: "What are you waiting for?"
Director Guo: "Waiting for him to die."
"?"
Director Guo chuckled: "Because I'm a professional forensic doctor." He raised his eyebrows confidently. He really had a sense of humor!
Wang Yufei was speechless. Were they all acting like this? How was she supposed to respond?
Just then, Jiang Zhi, who had no part in the play until now, seized the opportunity and rushed out. A trace of disdain quickly flashed through her eyes. These people who hadn't studied professional acting, she knew they couldn't play good roles. However, having these people with poor acting skills to set off her excellent acting skills was just the thing to gain her some fans.
"I'm a doctor with ten years of experience." Jiang Zhi said as she squatted down. First, she listened to the heartbeat, then started doing CPR, looking very professional.
Unexpectedly, her arm was suddenly grabbed. She turned around and saw Jiang Miaomiao.
"Don't try to save him. You can't save the master." Jiang Miaomiao looked like she was about to cry.
"Why?"
"Because medicine can't save the Chinese people."
"?"
Bullet - screen: [?]
"I have a way to save the master!" Director Guo, playing the passer - by, suddenly became excited again.