"Oof…"
Grey tumbled along the ground. His arm pinned beneath his body at an awkward angle, then it was his leg's turn, then his head. He thought he was going to snap his neck in two before his body unfurled like some sort of organic spring and he oddly landed on his feet, tapping and hopping at the ground awkwardly before he finally came to a stop.
"Well fuck me…" Grey coughed.
He held the rod in one hand and his ribs in the other, looking around in a bit of confusion. It was only after a bit that he realized that he had tumbled across the entire city. He didn't recognize where he was because he was literally miles away from where he had started.
"I'm kind of badass, huh?" Grey chuckled. "Now, where the hell is—"
BOOM!
The rod landed heavily in front of him, knocking him off his precarious feet and onto his ass. Grey was instantly convinced she did it on purpose.
"… Are you serious?" the angel lady's voice buzzed in his head. "What the hell are you doing?"
