A few birds flapped their wings and landed on a branch, cocking their heads to watch the performance on stage.
A man emerged from backstage, his upper body clad in exaggerated "armor" with a Longsword hanging from his waist.
"I am the Lord of Soaring Valley, the great—OUCH!"
A pair of hands from behind had grabbed his pants and yanked them down, revealing he was wearing nothing underneath.
The crowd below the stage played along, bursting into roaring laughter.
"Who was that?!" the comedic actor playing the Lord of Soaring Valley demanded, spinning around. He didn't even pull up his pants, just letting them swing around.
"Your enemy, your King, the great Bor II!"
The actor cast for this role was quite handsome, and the fabric of his "armor" was of better quality.
"What, it's you! I will defeat you—whoa!"
Without his pants pulled up, he took a single step and, predictably, tripped over them.
Leech watched for a few moments before losing interest.
