As Romeo stepped through the creaky wooden doors of the Boar's Nut tavern, a thick cloud of cheap tobacco smoke and stale alcohol immediately assaulted his spiritual senses.
The tavern was completely packed with loud, obnoxious vagrants and low level cultivators.
Before taking another step, Romeo furiously prayed to the ancient gods of the nine heavens. He begged them for one highly specific miracle tonight.
He desperately prayed not to see a single hot woman in this entire establishment!
His newly awakened Heavenly Pillar of Chaos was currently far too sensitive.
After completely devouring his aunt's massive bubble peach last night, his thirteen inch monster was hovering on a highly dangerous hair trigger!
If he accidentally locked eyes with a curvy tavern whore or caught a random glimpse of heavy, bouncing jade melons, it would be an absolute disaster!
