Chapter 35:
Toilet Ichiro was caught completely off guard— Squinty-Eyes Bro lunged forward and tackled him to the ground.
At that moment, the other Foreign Ministry members finally reacted. But instead of immediately helping, they deliberately positioned themselves to block the Ugly Country diplomat from intervening.
They shouted: "Calm down! This is unacceptable!"
Toilet Ichiro wailed in pain, cursing nonstop: "Isn't Xia Country famous for its elegance? Why are you acting like savages with no reason?!"
"Reason? When you dumped nuclear wastewater, did you ever talk reason with us?" "When you secretly violated international agreements while pretending to comply, did you talk reason?" "You don't deserve our elegance. Our elegance is reserved for those who are also elegant."
Squinty-Eyes Bro swung his hand and delivered a resounding slap across Toilet Ichiro's face. The other man's cheek immediately swelled red.
Only then did the others step in to separate them. If they didn't pull him back, they were afraid Squinty-Eyes Bro might beat the man until he shat himself.
While fights breaking out after diplomatic arguments weren't unheard of between nations, most of the time people held back. But right now, Squinty-Eyes Bro clearly wasn't pulling any punches. This shocked everyone.
After they were separated, Toilet Ichiro clutched his face and left the Foreign Ministry cursing under his breath.
The Ugly Country representative glared furiously and pointed at Squinty-Eyes Bro: "That kind of behavior is unacceptable."
"Unacceptable? Are you teaching me how to do my job?" Squinty-Eyes Bro's squinted eyes flashed with murderous intent in response.
The other man swallowed hard and didn't dare say anything more. He left behind one word—"Barbarian"— and stormed off angrily.
"Woooo!"
The other diplomatic staff finally let out excited cheers and jumped in place.
If ordinary citizens saw this scene, their jaws would drop.
Because these diplomatic ministers usually appeared on camera looking serious and dignified. Who would imagine that behind closed doors, they could curse and brawl with foreign diplomats like street vendors?
On the other side, Tang Yu's live room.
Tang Yu's face was pitch black.
He looked straight at the camera: "Kyoto's Top Little Fairy—you're here to pick a fight, right?"
{So what if I'm picking a fight? You gonna bite me?}
Kyoto's Top Little Fairy replied instantly.
{I'm targeting Silver Wolf. It's got nothing to do with you. You better shut your mouth for this fairy.}
The viewers couldn't stand the little fairy's arrogance. They immediately jumped in to defend Tang Yu.
{What the hell is this person? Speaking up so hard for Sakura Country and Ugly Country—are you their dog?} {Exactly! Suggest doxxing her. What kind of trash is this, coming here to insult our eyes?} {This little fairy must be ugly—pretty girls wouldn't have such rotten brains!} {...}
Seeing the barrage, Tang Yu's mood improved slightly.
At least the netizens still had sense.
"Silver Wolf, move aside," Tang Yu said, patting her shoulder.
Silver Wolf nodded without question and stepped away from the seat, standing to the side.
After Tang Yu sat down, his hands flew across the keyboard.
Soon, lines of code appeared on the screen.
The viewers watched in confusion.
{WTF! The host knows how to code too? And that hand speed is insane—kinda badass!} {Looks like the host's skill isn't inferior to Silver Wolf's!} {Hidden master! A streamer who can't code isn't a good unboxing streamer.} {What's the host doing exactly?} {....}
Seeing Tang Yu's typing speed, the audience was shocked. They never expected this unboxing streamer to have such elite coding ability.
And from the looks of it, his skill wasn't worse than Silver Wolf's—that was the most shocking part.
After all, top-tier programmers were rare.
"Everyone, let me show you a magic trick," Tang Yu said. With a heavy press of the Enter key—
On everyone's screens, a series of images suddenly appeared.
The viewers were stunned to discover they could no longer control their screens.
They had been hacked?
Hiss!
In an instant, the chat sucked in a collective cold breath.
What kind of godly hacking was this?
But the shock Tang Yu delivered was far from over.
The images weren't random— they were financial records from Kyoto's famous food company, Fanfan Gourmet.
At first, viewers didn't understand: why show us this?
But soon, those who worked in accounting spotted the problem.
These were tax evasion records!
In an instant, a name flashed through the viewers' minds:
Bai Wu Di!
He had done something similar before! Back then, he only hacked a few big influencers' accounts for exposure.
But this time, Tang Yu went even harder—he hacked the entire netizens' screens.
This was nothing short of divine-level skill.
In a certain villa in Kyoto, a woman's face filled with terror. She trembled all over.
She knew that company too well—it was her family's business.
"Quick—quick—make this disappear!" She grabbed Black Wolf's shoulders and shook him frantically.
Black Wolf was more shocked than anyone!
As a hacker, he knew exactly how difficult it was to hack the entire network. Almost impossible, in fact.
But Tang Yu had just done it.
"I… I can't crack this program," Black Wolf collapsed into his chair. He said: "Even Brother Wu Di couldn't do this."
Hearing this, the woman collapsed to the floor.
If her family's business collapsed, her entire support system would vanish.
For someone raised in luxury like her, this kind of blow was fatal.
Cyber Police Center.
Xie Qiyan's face was grave. Just moments ago, the hotline at the cyber police center had been flooded.
Countless citizens were reporting that their phones had been hacked.
Of course, many were also reporting Fanfan Gourmet's tax evasion.
But that wasn't her department. What she needed to handle was the hacker who had invaded the public's phones.
"Someone says it was a streamer named Tang Yu, Captain," a young cyber officer said to Xie Qiyan.
Xie Qiyan's brows knitted tightly. "I was watching his stream when it happened."
"We don't have evidence, but it's highly likely it was him."
The young officer was puzzled: "Why not just seize his computer and check?"
Xie Qiyan replied: "He won't give us the chance."
At that moment, someone exclaimed.
The virus had disappeared.
Xie Qiyan immediately looked at the computer.
Tang Yu was now facing the camera with an innocent expression: "Damn! Which hacker is so immoral that they hacked my computer too?"
Viewers: "....."
Silver Wolf: "......"
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