Chapter 26: Absolutely Impossible to Be With the Idiot, Moron, dead last
"Do you know the origin of this Sharingan of mine?"
Kakashi walked to the seaside, gazing at the boundless sea in the distance, and asked with a feigned deep tone.
"How would I know something like that?"
Uchiha Sasuke walked up beside her, turned his head to glance at her eye covered by the forehead protector, and replied somewhat impatiently.
He wasn't here to listen to stories!
"Heh, truly not cute at all."
Seeing that the other party wasn't cooperating, Kakashi immediately raised her hand and messed up his hairstyle.
"Shut up!"
Uchiha Sasuke instantly became like a small cat whose fur had stood on end; he slapped her hand away and glared at her furiously.
"As my student, the first point is to be cute. If the student isn't cute, I won't have the spirit to teach."
Kakashi raised her left hand, raising her index finger while speaking. Immediately after, her middle finger followed suit, "The second point is to maintain the respectful address for your teacher, me."
Upon hearing this, Uchiha Sasuke snorted coldly in his heart. Damn it, she's treating me like a fool! If she won't teach, then don't teach. The promised reward was a lie!
Thinking of this, he turned around without hesitation and prepared to leave.
"Uchiha Itachi, aren't you going to kill him?"
"..."
Hearing this, Uchiha Sasuke's feet suddenly felt as if they were glued to the spot, unable to lift forward anymore.
After hesitating for a moment, he still turned back to face Kakashi, his eyes vicious as he said: "Don't mention that name."
However, Kakashi wasn't intimidated by his gaze at all, staring directly back at him.
"..."
"I... I don't know. Please... Teacher Kakashi... tell me the origin of your Sharingan."
In the end, Uchiha Sasuke admitted defeat, lowering his head, his tone carrying a mixture of shame and forbearance.
To become stronger, he would use any means necessary!
Damn it, this woman is treating him like that idiot Naruto!
Although Sasuke would do anything to become stronger, he was still extremely unconvinced in his heart.
"Mm!"
Seeing Sasuke 'behave,' a slight curve finally lifted the corner of Kakashi's mouth. "Here, I'm going to tell the story of an Uchiha dead last..."
Huh?
Hearing the term 'Uchiha dead last,' Sasuke's brows couldn't help but furrow slightly. The combination of 'Uchiha' and 'dead last' was too absurd!
But he still held back and continued to listen.
The more he listened, the deeper his frown became. This wasn't an Uchiha; what she was describing was clearly that fool, the dead last Naruto!
However, when he heard that the Uchiha dead last angrily awakened the Two-Tomoe Sharingan because Kakashi's eye was scratched, he was completely stunned.
Wait, is that real or fake? Awakening directly to a Two-Tomoe Sharingan?
Uchiha Sasuke was very doubtful, but looking at Kakashi's serious expression, it didn't seem like she was making it up.
"In the end, because I couldn't see with my left eye, a blind spot appeared on my left side, causing me to not notice a falling rock, which led to him saving me but getting crushed by a large stone himself."
"This Sharingan was given to me by him before he died."
After speaking, Kakashi reached up and pushed her forehead protector upwards, revealing the crimson Sharingan underneath.
"...So, when you jokingly said your name was Uchiha Kakashi earlier, was it because he died, you couldn't marry him, and you felt some regret?"
After hearing this, Uchiha Sasuke felt a bit of sympathy for Kakashi, who should have been a member of their Uchiha clan.
"Huh???"
Upon hearing this, several question marks immediately popped up above Kakashi's head. Where did you get that conclusion?
Then, after she reacted, she couldn't help but raise her hand and give Sasuke a hard tap on the head.
"Hiss~"
He suddenly felt a tap on his head and quickly covered the top of it in pain.
Damn it! This violent woman!
"Even if he were still alive, it would be absolutely one hundred percent impossible for me and him, just like you and Naruto. Do you think you would like Naruto?"
Kakashi couldn't help but tap Sasuke's head again.
"Huh?"
Uchiha Sasuke quickly stepped back half a step, Kakashi's previous words still echoing in his mind. When he finally reacted, he felt a wave of chills run through his body. "Stop joking. Someone like Naruto, that stupid, idiotic dead last—never mind that I'm male, even if I were female, it would be absolutely one hundred percent impossible to like him."
"Exactly!"
Kakashi spread her hands, indicating that this was the logic. "So even if I like girls, it is absolutely impossible for me to be with Obito, that idiotic dead last!"
"Mm! Even if I liked guys, it would be absolutely impossible to be with someone like Naruto, that idiotic dead last!"
Sasuke deeply agreed and nodded in affirmation.
Only after he finished speaking did he realize what Kakashi had just said, and what he himself had said.
"No, I misspoke. Even if I were with someone annoying and troublesome like Sakura, it would be absolutely impossible to be with someone like Naruto, that idiotic dead last."
Uchiha Sasuke, realizing what he had just said, quickly blushed and rephrased it.
Damn it, what was I just saying?
It's all Kakashi's fault, that stupid idiot, for leading me astray!
Uchiha Sasuke cursed Kakashi incessantly in his heart, thinking it was fortunate that no one else had seen it, otherwise his image would be ruined.
"Maa maa! I understand what you mean, no need to explain again."
Seeing the embarrassed Sasuke, Kakashi found it very amusing.
"..."
Sasuke wanted to retort and tell her to shut up, but remembering what just happened, he sullenly closed his mouth.
"So, from the story just now, we can draw a hypothesis: the activation of the Sharingan might be related to emotions. Obito angrily awakened the Two-Tomoe Sharingan after seeing me injured."
After laughing, Kakashi became serious.
"That's impossible... I..."
Uchiha Sasuke's first reaction was disbelief. Back then, when his parents were killed by Itachi, he was both furious and terrified, so why didn't his Sharingan awaken?
"Oh, you mean to say that on the night your clan was massacred, your emotions were so intense, so why didn't your Sharingan awaken, right?"
Kakashi saw Sasuke's reaction and knew what he was thinking.
"..."
Uchiha Sasuke didn't answer, merely defaulting to her assumption.
"That shouldn't be."
Kakashi feigned a look of confusion, then continued, "Could it be that you already awakened the Sharingan that night, but you just didn't know it?"
"How... could that be?"
Upon hearing this, Uchiha Sasuke subconsciously looked up at Kakashi's eyes.
"We'll know if we try. I'll teach you how to use the Sharingan... Try it."
Saying that, Kakashi taught him the method for using the Sharingan.
Next, Uchiha Sasuke followed the method Kakashi described and began to try.
Soon, when he opened his eyes again, he could see that both of his eyes had turned red, with a single black tomoe in each pupil.
"This feeling!"
Even though there was no mirror in front of him so he couldn't see his own eyes, Sasuke could feel that his Sharingan was active because the feeling now was completely different from usual.
"One-Tomoe Sharingan, not bad."
At this moment, Kakashi took out a mirror from her ninja pouch and handed it to Sasuke. Don't ask why she carried a mirror; just know that it's normal for a girl to carry a small mirror when going out.
"..."
Sasuke's originally pleasant mood vanished without a trace after Kakashi said 'One-Tomoe Sharingan.'
The dead last Obito that Kakashi mentioned could angrily awaken the Two-Tomoe Sharingan just because his companion was injured, but he, whose entire clan was dead, only awakened One-Tomoe?
Could it be that he was actually the dead last?
"Maa, look on the bright side. How old were you then? And that dead last Obito was already twelve when he awakened his eye, so you shouldn't compare yourselves. Besides, this shows that your emotions are more stable, and stable emotions are more important in training and combat."
Kakashi saw Sasuke's reaction and knew what he was thinking, so she patted his shoulder and comforted him.