Chapter 57: The Beautiful Life of Eden and Elysia
The screen slowly faded into view. Eden was dressed in casual attire, holding a large blue package, which she handed to Elysia with a smile. "Elli, I bought a new pillow!"
"Together, you and I, we've long since drawn closer."
"Want to go to the Antarctic with you, want to watch shooting stars with you."
Hearing Eden's voice, Elysia immediately rushed over, took the package, and asked curiously, "Huh? Why is it so big?"
At this moment, Elysia held the large blue package, looking curious, and thought to herself: So fluffy.
But the next second, Eden took the package, wrapped Elysia directly inside it, and swept her up in a princess carry.
In the video, Eden was all smiles, with two large hearts constantly circling above her head, while Elysia looked flustered and at a loss.
"Attracting your attention, so I can tell you."
"I love you, this sweetness, it's enough to make me suffocate with happiness."
The scene shifted. Eden and Elysia were snuggled up in bed. Eden pressed Elysia's face into the pillow and hugged her tightly.
"Mmph, Eden, I can't move~" Elysia, pressed into the pillow, struggled a bit, but Eden held her fast, and no matter how she struggled, she couldn't break free.
"Come collect my heart, listen to my voice."
"I follow your footsteps, counting down four, three, two, one."
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[ Star Rail-Xuanyong: Oh my, this title isn't accurate at all. It should be changed to 'The Married Life of Elysia and Eden'. ]
[ Genshin-Jean: This is so shippable, so shippable! ]
[ Genshin-Lisa: Jean, you're…. ]
[ Genshin-Jean: Lisa, you saw wrong. I didn't say anything. ]
[ Honkai Impact-Eden: This is… ]
Although Eden was a bit shy at this moment, for some reason, she felt a little envious.
[ Honkai Impact-Elysia: This… this is just too wonderful! ]
As the number one yuri fan of the Elysian Realm, Elysia was extremely excited to see this daily life of herself and Eden.
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"Elli, I have to go out for a while. Stay at home and behave yourself." The scene shifted again. Eden was wearing an exquisite outfit, holding a handbag, and spoke toward the house behind her.
"I know!" Elysia, standing at the door, waved her hand, pouted, and watched Eden's retreating figure with a look of dissatisfaction.
"This melody of mine, I want to sing it for you."
"The law of gravity, finding what you want to tell me."
"Together, you and I, we've long since drawn closer."
A few days later.
"Elli, I'm home!" Eden pushed open the front door with excitement and walked in. But the next second, as if she had seen something shocking, she froze in place, mouth agape, looking completely incredulous.
The screen shifted to show three Elysias sitting at the table, chatting happily while eating desserts and drinking beverages.
But if one looked closely, they would notice that the three Elysias were slightly different, most notably their eyes.
One had pink eyes, one had deep pink eyes, and one even had blue eyes.
"Want to go to the Antarctic with you, want to watch shooting stars with you."
"Strange, how can I still think about growing old with you."
Just as Eden stood there in shock, all three Elysias pounced on her simultaneously, hugging her.
"Welcome home, my dear Eden!" The pink-eyed Elysia hugged Eden's arm, shaking it incessantly.
"Do you want to eat dinner first, or… do you want to eat me first~" The blue-eyed Elysia hugged Eden and whispered softly in her ear.
Hearing the blue-eyed Elysia say that, Eden shuddered and turned her head to look at her.
But this immediately caused the other two Elysias to pout. One of them, looking jealous, grabbed Eden's head and turned it back, while the other simply hoisted Eden onto her shoulder and threw her onto the bed.
Watching Eden thrown onto the bed, the three Elysias pounced on her directly.
"Come collect my heart, listen to my voice."
"I follow your footsteps, counting down four, three, two, one."
And the screen instantly turned completely black.
"No, Elli."
"Don't grab!"
"The video ends here!"
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[ Star Rail-NPC: Damn it, why did the screen go black? Don't you know that was the most precious part? ]
[ Genshin-NPC: Exactly! I already took my pants off, and this is what you show me? ]
[ Honkai Impact-NPC: Inventory Livestream, you are truly wicked! ]
At this moment, countless NPCs across the three worlds saw the screen go black and were jumping with rage.
[ Honkai Impact-Kiana: Miss Elysia, you already have Miss Eden, don't fight with me over Mei. ]
[ Honkai Impact-Elysia: No, I want to give a home to all the beautiful girls in the world. Actually, Kiana, you and that cute little Bronya can come to the Elysian Realm too. ]
[ Honkai Impact-Kiana: …Are you trying to round us all up in one go? ]
[ Star Rail-Xuanyong: Miss Elysia, you are really hungry, you'll eat anything. ]
[ Genshin-Albedo: I can't stay in this inventory livestream for another second. Subway, old man, mobile phone, meme.jpg ]
[ Honkai Impact-Eden: This kind of life seems… not bad. ]
The others in the inventory livestream also began to tease the relationship between Eden and Elysia.
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"Ahem, ahem, everyone, next is our exciting Q&A time."
"The Golden Eden was once a world-renowned superstar. During that time, she was extremely overworked, going from one concert to the next. Because of this tight schedule, she basically had no time to enjoy gourmet food, but there was one set of dishes that she liked immensely."
"May I ask, what is the Golden Eden's favorite food?"
"A, Stargazy's Pie"
"B, Kung Pao Chicken"
"C, Mapo Tofu"
"D, Grilled Fish"
"E, Pineapple Pizza"
"F, Mille-feuille Cake"
[ Genshin-Xiangling: Stargazy's Pie, Kung Pao Chicken, Mapo Tofu, Pineapple Pizza, Mille-feuille? What kind of delicacies are these? ]
[ Genshin-Chef Mao: As expected, the food of other worlds is just as brilliant. ]
[ Honkai Impact-Kiana: Star… Stargazy's Pie? Doesn't this thing look off-putting? ]
Kiana had traveled all the way from Europe to Asia, so she had seen Stargazy Pie before. Those countless fish eyes staring at her, dead and unblinking, made her feel uncomfortable and nauseous.
[ Honkai Impact-Rita: Pineapple Pizza? I'm afraid that would get you killed by those Italians. ]
[ Star Rail-Guinaifen: Kung Pao Chicken and Mapo Tofu, I love those too. ]
[ Star Rail-Firefly: Mille-feuille? I actually quite like eating that, but unfortunately, I don't have the money. ]
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