Chapter 71: Su's Nightmare
The scene slowly began to unfold.
Cheerful music played as a beautiful girl with bandages wrapped around her chest and a giant bow on her back appeared. She held a lit stick of incense, and not far in front of her sat a firework tied to a Jumpy Dumpty.
Just then, Su's figure slowly appeared behind Yoimiya, and directly beneath him were characters: "Alhaitham."
"Um… excuse me… what is this place?" Su looked at the lively Yoimiya in front of him and couldn't help but smile, asking with a look of confusion.
"Director Su, this is the Elysian Realm, and I'm Pardo!" Hearing someone speak, Yoimiya immediately turned around. Seeing Su standing there, she casually explained things to him.
"Hahaha—this little sister really knows how to joke—" Hearing Yoimiya's words, Su couldn't help but be full of smiles.
"It's true! Can is here too—" Seeing that Su clearly didn't believe her, Yoimiya hurriedly summoned a Klee.
Klee descended from the sky with her arms spread wide, saying with an arrogant expression, "Kitty is here!"
"Speaking of which… this… isn't a cat at all, is it!" Looking at Klee, Su's mouth twitched, and he spoke with a complete lack of confidence.
Hearing Su's words, Yoimiya quickly pulled out a cat-ear headband and placed it on Klee's head. She turned to Su and said with absolute certainty, "Now it's a cat."
Seeing Yoimiya's maneuver, Su's eyes widened instantly. He stood frozen on the spot, not knowing what to say.
Just then, Yae Miko heard the noisy commotion and walked over from not far away. With her hands on her hips, she said to the three of them with an angry expression, "Why is it so noisy!? Do you want a taste of my Soul Steel Tachi!?"
"See! Sakura is here too!" Seeing Yae Miko with her hands on her hips, Yoimiya hurried to turn to Su and said with a grin.
"Ah-Hua is about to finish her painting—everyone, let's go have a group meal!" At that moment, Kujou Sara also walked up to the group with her hands on her hips.
"Yay! No more eating noodles!" Hearing Kujou Sara's words, Yoimiya tossed the firework in her hand aside and spoke with excitement.
The screen gradually faded to pure white.
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[ Genshin Impact - Yoimiya: Ah, why would I say I'm Pardo in the video? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Pardofelis: Yeah, why would you say you're me? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Klee: Hehehe, Klee got to be in the Ranking Live Room! ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Sakura: Hmm, Yae Miko? Although we both have pink hair, she and I don't really look that much alike. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Kujou Sara: Hua? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Jing Yuan: Don't you all think your voices sound very similar? Perhaps it's because your voices are so alike that this fan-made video exists. ]
Inside Fire Moth, Sakura and the others reacted instantly to Jing Yuan's words. Only then did they realize that the voices in the footage just now sounded exactly like their own.
[ Genshin Impact - Ningguang: Hmm, I wanted to say it earlier, but this Miss Yae Miko's voice is also very similar to mine. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Jingliu: … ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Firefly: Oh, look, there's more. This fan-made video isn't over yet. ]
The people in the Ranking Live Room saw Firefly's comment and stopped their discussion, focusing their attention back on the screen.
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The figures of Su and Kevin slowly appeared on the screen. At this moment, Kevin was holding a large bowl of instant noodles, slurping them down continuously.
"Kevin, did you know? I just had a super terrifying dream." Su ran over, grabbing one of Kevin's hands, and spoke with a panicked expression.
Kevin continued slurping his noodles, looking at the panicked Mr. Su with a flat expression as he said, "Mhm… I get it. Do you want a bowl of noodles? Calm down first."
"Ah, who wants to eat noodles? Is it time for noodles? What flavor?" Just then, Raiden Ei appeared out of nowhere, holding a spatula and wearing a white apron with the word "Immune" written on it.
"Speaking of which… who is this…" Looking at the somewhat familiar Raiden Ei, Su's hands trembled as he pointed at her and questioned Kevin.
"I am the Raiden Shogun. You can also call me Raiden Ei. I come from Inazuma." Hearing Su's question, Raiden Ei hurriedly provided an answer.
Hearing Raiden Ei's response, Su froze in place. A second later, Kevin stepped forward and gave him a light poke. Su fell straight onto the ground, and a tadpole-shaped soul floated out of his body.
Seeing Su collapsed on the ground, Raiden Ei became anxious. She stepped forward and shook Su, saying frantically, "Aaaaaah, pull yourself together! I really am the Raiden Shogun! I'm not playing a VA joke!"
Then, accompanied by cheerful music and the sound of Kaedehara Kazuha's laughter, the fan-made video came to an end.
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[ Genshin Impact - Raiden Ei: Ah, why do I have a part in this too? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Raiden Makoto: This… Ei, you don't actually want to cook, do you? Listen to your sister, be good and put down the pots and pans. You should just focus on practicing your martial arts. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: Eh, this Miss Raiden Ei's voice is so similar to Mei's, and they look alike too. The food she makes must be delicious, right? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Yae Miko: Oh, Miss Kiana, do you want to eat her cooking? No problem, I can go ask her to make some for you. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: Really? Thank you! ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Xuan Yong: Hahaha, isn't this the typical case of being sold by someone and then helping them count the money? ]
Eating Raiden Ei's cooking? You'd better go to Hu Tao's Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to order a service first; otherwise, I'm afraid you won't see the sun the next day after eating it.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kevin: Su, I suddenly realized that you seem a bit silly in this fan-made video, but it gives off a very cute feeling. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Su: Oh, really? Kevin, I still have the video of you dancing saved. Should I post it for everyone to see? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - MEI: Oh, that video of Kevin dancing from before, did you save it? Su, send it to me. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Su: No problem! ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Herta: Next should be the Q&A time, right? ]
"Alright, alright, since you're all so looking forward to answering questions, then let's begin."
"Su is responsible for maintaining balance among the Thirteen Flame-Chasers. At the same time, he is used by the other female Flame-Chasers as an indicator of the urgency of a situation. This indicator is divided into four stages. What are these four stages?"
[ Genshin Impact - Furina: Ah, what kind of weird question is this? How are we supposed to answer a question with no context? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Sakura: It's actually this question? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Elysia: Sorry, because of the restrictions of the Ranking Live Room, we have no way to tell you the answer ♪. ]
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