Chapter 94: Reverie: Pardofelis
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Fu Hua: Inch Punch - Opening Heaven! ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Elysia: Hua, it doesn't matter, you'll grow later. Relax, just relax. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Hua: Damn this inventory live stream! ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Tesla: You're not good at this, learn from me, let me teach you. In this inventory live stream, you're just a xxxxxx, and later you will xxxxxxxx. ]
Tesla was not one of those people who couldn't even win an argument with a traffic light. If she started ranting, there were very few people in this inventory live stream who could outdo her.
[ Genshin Impact - Furina: What's the point of growing those two lumps of meat? Don't you feel tired having them on your chest? ]
At this moment, even if Furina was being silly, she knew what this fan-made video was talking about. She pointed directly at the inventory live stream and started cursing.
Nearby, Clorinde was just about to go over and tell Furina to mind her image, but then she thought about the struggle she faced every morning trying to button up her shirt, so she just fell silent and quietly took a few steps back.
[ Genshin Impact - Hu Tao: One client, two clients… ]
At this moment, Hu Tao's eyes were glowing red, and she gripped the table in front of her until it cracked.
Seeing Hu Tao like this, Zhongli, who was standing nearby, felt a bit terrified. He didn't understand why these women cared so much about the size of their chests; after all, Guizhong was as flat as a board back in the day.
[ Honkai Star Rail - Sushang: I feel a deep sense of malice. ]
[ Honkai Star Rail - Guinaifen: Shangshang, you have to train every day as a Cloud Knight, uh, growing that big isn't really a good thing, is it? ]
[ Honkai Star Rail - Acheron: It's just the size of a chest, why do you all care so much about this? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Raiden Ei: I agree! Too big is not a good thing either, it affects combat. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Yae Miko: Ei, are you showing off? Don't forget, you can pull a sword from your chest. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Bronya: But, did I actually grow up to be this beautiful in the future? ]
At this moment, little Bronya looked at the "big" Bronya on the screen, her eyes revealing a hint of envy. Although this was her future self, she still felt very envious.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Theresa: Hmm, this one called "Big Luna Kindred," could it be me? Will I grow up to be this big? ]
Theresa stared at the Big Luna Kindred on the screen, a flash of excitement in her eyes.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Murata Himeko: Principal, I don't really think she looks like you. ]
This fan-made video pushed the inventory live stream to a climax, with countless flat-chested women looking with envy at the three grown-up versions of Bronya on the screen.
"Alright, alright, next up is our question-and-answer time."
"In another world, some people like to make comparisons, but these comparisons are a bit baffling. For example, 8 > 50000, 10000 > 50000, 50000 ≠ 50000."
"So, may I ask why?"
"Here is a hint: you can find clues in the fan-made video just now."
[ Honkai Star Rail - Xuanyong: Oh, so that's what it means. ]
[ Honkai Star Rail - Herta: Is the math of people in other worlds this bad? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Zhongli: The inventory live stream says there are clues in the fan-made video just now. ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Otto: Hmm, I think I have an idea. ]
At this moment, Otto was standing next to Kallen. He looked at the comparison of these numbers on the inventory live stream and recalled the content of the fan-made video just now. He already had a guess in his heart, but this guess made the corner of Otto's mouth twitch.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Mobius: I have some ideas too. Damn this inventory live stream, and this group of people from other worlds, one day I will capture you all and use you as my lab rats. ]
[ Honkai Star Rail - Bronya: Let's not talk so much about this, let's just hurry up and answer the questions. ]
As the Supreme Guardian of Belobog, Bronya still had some brains. She quickly got the answer from the fan-made video. Thinking of this answer, she couldn't help but blush.
[ Honkai Star Rail - Seele: What are you nervous about? ]
The smart people in the inventory live stream had already figured out the answer, and they held their breath. As soon as the time came, they started frantically clicking the buzzer in front of them.
"Ding, congratulations to Honkai Star Rail - Natasha for winning the chance to answer."
[ Honkai Star Rail - Natasha: Me? Well, that's fine too! ]
[ Honkai Star Rail - Natasha: My answer is that this girl, who shares the same name as the Supreme Guardian, took eight years to grow larger than Miss Hua, so it proves 8 ] 50000.]
[ Honkai Star Rail - Natasha: And this little sister, Big Luna Kindred, took 10, 000 years to grow larger than Miss Hua, so it proves 10000 ] 50000.]
[ Honkai Star Rail - Natasha: And Griseo also lived for 50, 000 years, but she grew larger than Miss Hua, so this proves 50000 ≠ 50000. ]
"Ding, congratulations to Honkai Star Rail - Natasha for answering correctly!"
[ Honkai Star Rail - Natasha: I'm really sorry, Miss Hua! ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Hua: It's fine! ]
Although Hua said it was fine, the veins on her forehead were about to explode.
"Ding, congratulations to Honkai Star Rail - Natasha for receiving a Universal Capsule."
"Note: As long as you don't have a terminal illness, you can eat one of these capsules and recover immediately."
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kevin: This thing is quite interesting. If you are seriously injured, eating one of these can instantly restore you to full health. ]
People in the inventory live stream were a little interested in this Universal Capsule, but they didn't pay too much attention to it, after all, true experts don't need this kind of thing.
"Alright, alright, next we will inventory the last of the Flame-Chasers."
"She is 'Reverie' Pardofelis."
"She is also the cat who said, 'Sister Mei, I don't want to die,' the cat who brought smiles to countless people."
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Raiden Mei: … ]
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"Pardofelis is one of the thirteen Flame-Chasers of the MOTH organization in the Previous Era, ranked XIII, with the Signet of 'Reverie.' She was once a member of the secret unit 'The Poisoned Moth' and formed the 'Girls' Gossip Squad' with Mobius, Sakura, Elysia, and Eden."
"Pardofelis was a stray child living in Sunset Street. Her dream since childhood was just to be able to eat until full and take a nap. She learned stealing techniques from a black cat, which ended her days of not having enough to eat."
"Everything Pardofelis stole, apart from the money for her own rations, was donated to poor people like her."
"Over time, the title of 'Righteous Thief' became synonymous with Pardofelis. And Pardo jokingly referred to her stealing behavior as 'stocking up'."
"However, the act of stealing also brought danger to Pardofelis."
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