Sheila moved closer to the bed.
Her body was so close Kai could smell the fresh scent of sweet soap and winter air coming off her skin.
He instantly regretted just lying down in his clothes instead of taking a quick bath first.
He was covered in forest dirt and monster blood.
But she did not seem to care at all about the mess.
She was totally focused on him.
"I am so ready," Kai said.
His voice was a little rough.
His hands moved right to her chest.
He did not hesitate at all.
The white silk was incredibly thin under his fingers; her breasts were so big that even his hands could not cup them properly.
They were soft and heavy, completely spilling out over his thumbs.
She let out a soft "Hnng" as he pressed against her breasts.
Kai paused for a second and looked up at her face.
'Holy shit, why is she acting like this is her first time?' he thought.
'Maybe it actually is.'
She was a powerful boss monster who lived alone in a giant ice castle.
It made sense that she did not get a lot of male visitors in this hidden zone.
She moved her hand to his face and gently lifted his chin so he had to look right in her eyes.
Kai was sitting on the edge of the mattress while she was standing right between his knees.
She was towering over him, looking absolutely stunning and very much in control of the room.
"Can you handle it?" she whispered.
A small smile played on her lips.
"I will till I pass out," Kai replied.
He was trying to sound like a cool and confident guy.
They moved closer and finally kissed.
It was a very soft and slow kiss at first.
Her hands ran through his hair, holding his head still while he kept holding her heavy breasts through the covered fabric.
The game mechanics were working perfectly, sending hot thrills right down his spine.
He really thought he was going to have the absolute best night of his life in this crazy fantasy world.
Ding!
A red warning screen flashed right behind his closed eyelids.
[System Overload!]
[Warning: High Level Target.]
[If you try to get intimate with her at your level, you would pass out.]
Kai opened his eyes for a second and glared at the floating red text.
His system kept sending him urgent flashing messages, but he did not care at all.
He was a gamer who ignored warning signs and skipped tutorials all the time.
He stood up from the bed and gently pushed her shoulders to make her sit down on the soft mattress, clearly wanting to dominate the situation while they were still kissing.
He leaned over her, completely ready to show this boss how it was done.
As he was about to move his face down to her chest to really get things started, a wave of pure dizziness hit him out of nowhere.
The red warning screens multiplied and covered his entire vision.
Then everything just went dark.
It was exactly like someone pulled the plug right out of the wall.
After seven hours, Kai slowly opened his eyes.
The room was very bright now.
Sunlight was pouring in through the tall frosted windows.
He groaned loudly and grabbed his head.
It was pounding with a massive headache.
He felt totally dazed and confused.
'What the fuck happened?' Kai thought as he rubbed his eyes and looked around the empty room.
He looked down at his own body, shocked at how he wasn't naked at all.
'Did I go too rough?' he wondered.
'I cannot even remember the details. How the fuck can I not remember my first time with a hot boss character?'
Click.
The wooden door slowly creaked open.
"Are you awake, young master?" a sweet voice asked from the hallway.
Kai turned his aching head to look.
An older witch was standing in the doorway.
She had green hair tied up in a neat bun and wore a classic black and white maid uniform with a frilly apron, holding a silver tray with a steaming cup that smelled exactly like strong coffee.
She walked over to the bed and set the tray on the nightstand next to him.
She had a very polite smile on her face, but her eyes looked a little bit amused by his messy state.
"Uhm, what happened?" Kai asked.
He sounded terrible, and his throat was dry.
"You fainted last night," the maid said softly.
"Lady Sheila was quite surprised. She had to put you in bed and tuck you in all by herself."
Kai just stared at her, his jaw literally dropped.
The reality of the humiliating situation hit him super hard.
'Huh?' Kai was completely shocked.
Then he remembered the red warning messages right before the blackout.
'Oh, fuck off,' Kai cursed in his head.
He did not have a crazy wild night, but literally just passed out from being way too under-levelled to handle a boss's aura.
The system totally cockblocked him to protect his low stats.
His own joke about going until he passed out actually came true in the worst way possible.
So the harsh truth is he actually had to go fight monsters and level up his stats first before enjoying himself with the high-tier bosses.
The game developers were incredibly cruel for making the game work this way.
You could not just skip the grind and get the final reward on day one.
He sat up and started arguing with the system in his mind.
It was totally unfair. He had the girl right there.
He had the perfect mood and the game just shut him down like a total loser.
Ding!
A new notification popped up in his vision.
This one was blinking yellow.
[Alert.]
[Host is low on power.]
[Get intimate with someone before you pass out again.]
Kai read the message twice just to make sure he was not seeing things.
His new Greed Feast skill was acting up.
He used up way too much energy yesterday fighting and then trying to handle Sheila, and now his own mana pool was draining fast just to keep his body awake.
'The fuck am I supposed to do now?' he thought in a total panic.
He could not go find Sheila.
She would probably just laugh at him or accidentally knock him out again with her high stats.
He looked around the empty room.
It was just him and the coffee.
Then his eyes landed right on the maid.
She was standing next to the bed with her hands folded neatly in front of her skirt.
She was an older witch, maybe in her late thirties, but she looked incredibly good.
Her maid uniform hugged her curves perfectly, and she had a very gentle and patient vibe about her.
[Green Witch Maid.]
[Level 6.]
He could definitely handle a level six without his brain shutting down and embarrassing himself again.