"Jiaojiao! It was this slut who seduced me!"
"Jiaojiao, you know, you're the only one in my heart!"
Yan Yunxuan looked at Shen Jiaojiao and continued, pressing on.
"Jiaojiao, my heart is as clear as heaven and earth; even if mountains crumble and the heavens and earth unite, I will never part from you!"
Yan Yunxuan's eyes were incredibly sincere, and as soon as he finished speaking, Shen Jiaojiao's anger melted away like ice and snow!
"Brother Yunxuan, really?"
"Jiaojiao, of course it's true. You know, you're the only one in my heart! My heart can only hold you!"
"Brother Yunxuan!"
"Jiaojiao~~~"
Shen Mingzhu: This is terrifying! He suddenly become love-struck in the middle of the night!
Qingyu: What am I!
Second Prince Yan Yunxuan: You're just unlucky!
Shen Jiaojiao put her hands on her hips and immediately ordered someone to throw Qingyu to clean all the chamber pots in the mansion!
That little slut dared to seduce Brother Yunxuan! Let's see how she'll torment her!
At the same time, she realized a problem: her dowry was all gone, and she had to make some money.
In some things, it's better to be safe than sorry!
Suddenly, she thought of Zhou Hanchuan, who had always been in the Xuanwang Mansion.
He's the second senior brother of the Divine Doctor Valley, after all...
That night, the Second Prince Yan Yunxuan and Shen Jiaojiao poured out their hearts to each other, and under the moonlight, their figures gradually intertwined...
That night, it seemed as if only the two of them existed in the world…
...
The next day, in the Golden Palace, Shen Mingzhu was so shocked by the system's words that her eyes almost popped out.
So, Shen Jiaojiao believed it?
[Guagua, such a lame excuse, even a dog wouldn't believe it!]
The entire court of officials nodded repeatedly; even a dog wouldn't believe it!
Is the Second Prince Yan Yunxuan being so perfunctory?
But Shen Jiaojiao believed it!
Many ministers glanced at Shen Changyuan. After all, Shen Jiaojiao was a "daughter" of the Marquis of Changping who had been married off. She had been carefully raised for fifteen years. Was she just a decoration with such a big head on her head?
Then they looked at Shen Mingzhu, who was constantly watching the drama unfold behind her.
This daughter is truly exceptionally different.
[Host, she believes it! They're a match made in heaven, and there's more to the story. Don't be surprised, don't be shocked—there's nothing they can't do!]
[Close your eyes, count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and the battle is over! The Second Prince is terrible in bed and doesn't last long, and most importantly, his promises of a lifetime of monogamy are all lies. Doesn't she already know that? What is Shen Jiaojiao after?]
Cough cough cough...
Cough cough cough...
Immediately, a chorus of coughs filled the entire Golden Palace.
Some of the younger colleagues were already blushing, and they lowered their heads, not daring to look at anyone.
Because her younger colleagues, whose official positions were not high, were mostly concentrated around Shen Mingzhu, many of them simply moved away from her with small, quick steps.
Lord Qinghui was in a very awkward position. Should he make a move or not?
He looked up and saw his grandfather and his cousin, the Crown Prince, right in front of him. Ahhhhhh!!!
Please give me some instructions!
Shen Changyuan: My little darling, what are you talking about!
He looked around with a smile, then said with an awkward laugh,
"Hehe, hehe, I was talking about manual labor, ptooey, ptooey, hehe, I was talking about handicrafts~~~"
The ministers: Look into our eyes, tell you if we believe you or not!
Shen Changyuan then looked at Crown Prince Yan Beichen. Seeing the Crown Prince's composure in the face of imminent collapse, Shen Changyuan had to admit that he was indeed worthy of being the Crown Prince.
Crown Prince Yan Beichen: As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.
Anyway, I'm not going to stop after counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
I am tough, persistent, and have great endurance. I have superb physical strength. I can kill three cows with one punch. That's how powerful I am!
Bring it on if you dare!
Emperor Jingyuan felt helpless about his second son. No matter what, he was still his son, and he still had some fatherly love for him.
After the court session, he will reward him with some deer penis, tiger penis and other items. Oh, and the deer blood tea that had been presented to him as tribute will also given to him. He also asked to have the imperial physician prescribe some medicine.
Son, this is all the help your father can give you!
Shen Mingzhu was completely unaware of all this. Upon hearing the voice, she immediately bought a box of N95 masks from the system's online store.
She took one and put it on, and kindly gave one to Lord Lin next to her.
"Minister Lin, please wear this. The weather has gotten colder recently, and everyone has caught a cold. Wearing it will make it less likely to catch it!"
"Thank you, Master Shen."
Shen Mingzhu said generously,
"No need to be polite."
Lord Lin put on his mask expressionlessly and continued to stand there, dumbfounded.
The entire court: Oh dear, you got to get something for free!
Lord Lin: Don't envy me, my heart is a barren wasteland!
[Host, do you feel something are incredibly crazy?]
[Yes. ]
[Host, you must believe that there's no limit to how crazy this world can get.]
The entire court listened with great interest, wondering if there was anything even more outrageous.
Let us hear just how insane it is.
[Guagua, tell me about it.]
[Host, Princess Chang Le is currently enjoying a blissful life of chase and pursuit, where she has no chance of escape!]
[Guagua, I think I've figured it out now. Princess Chang Le's happiness is something most people can't understand. Luckily she's a princess; if she were a girl from an ordinary family, she would have been drowned in a pig cage eight hundred times over!]
Shen Mingzhu's words resonated deeply with the self-disciplined and cautious officials, who all looked toward Emperor Jingyuan at the head of the table.
The meaning is quite clear: His Majesty should discipline Princess Chang Le!
[Host, don't say that! Princess Chang Le's entire family, including her husband, went mining. Isn't it normal for her to keep a few male concubines to keep her happy? Besides, isn't it normal for a princess to keep male concubines and indulge in a little romance? We need to think about this from a male perspective. After all, she's of noble birth, different from ordinary people. She just wants to give all the outstanding men of the Great Yan a home.]
The entire court: ...
A minister clutched his heart and said, "If Princess Chang Le wants to give all the outstanding men in the world a home, then what is he?"
His love blossomed and then withered.
Knowing it's wrong, yet still doing it—is this his retribution?
[Host, host, look at the minister clutching his heart to your right! Hehe, he's also one of Princess Chang Le's admirers!]
As soon as Guagua spoke, the minister was so frightened that he quickly put down his hand, stood up straight, looked straight ahead, and remained motionless like a statue.
He can only brainwash himself, she can't see him! She can't see him! She can't see him!
After thinking about it for a while, he realized that he wasn't at a disadvantage!
He slept with a golden branch and jade leaf...
[Guagua, do you think if I write a storybook called "She Escapes, He Chases, the Domineering Princess Has No Way to Escape," it would become a huge hit in Shengjing? Hehehe~~~]
Emperor Jingyuan's expression changed drastically. Although Chang Le had acted out of line, he could not ruin her!
It would be bad if this were to come out in the open!
Moreover, the Su family is still very useful to Consort Li!
In particular, General Su from the Northwest is Chang Le's uncle, so they still need to be wary of him.
Most importantly, he only had two princesses, Princess Chang Le being one of them, and he still loved her very much.
[Host, it's definitely going to be a hit, but Emperor Jingyuan won't allow it. You can write something like "She Escapes, He Chases, the Stunning Beauty Has No Way to Escape" or "She Escapes, He Chases, the Domineering General Spoils His Wife Unconditionally," etc. There are so many stunning beauties and so many generals in the Great Yan Dynasty...]
Emperor Jingyuan glanced at Shen Mingzhu and thought it was feasible.
If that's the case, he'd be willing to take a look at the book.
The entire court: Looking forward to it...