"Ah, it's been a long time since I came back to Konoha. Still the same as ever."
A tall white-haired figure appeared at the main gate of Konoha.
It was Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha.
"First thing after returning—I should go see Sarutobi-sensei. Of course, I also need to gather material."
"It's been so many years since I last came back. I wonder how Konoha's girls compare to those outside. As a rigorous literary master, I must observe carefully."
"I, the Toad Sage, am off to gather material!"
Jiraiya shouted loudly.
In an instant, two puffs of smoke were left behind as he vanished.
What he didn't know was that Konoha was no longer the same as before.
The surrounding villagers calmly crushed an alarm insect with practiced ease.
Alarm Insect: The world now advocates sustainable development, emphasizes green environmental protection, and recycling. Humans, I urge you to be kind.
A blue flare shot up into the sky above Konoha.
This was the signal of a violation.
The Uchiha Police Force only needed to dispatch a single junior officer.
A few minutes later, a female Uchiha ninja rushed to the scene.
Her crimson two-tomoe Sharingan, the Uchiha fan crest on her back, and her standard blue vest all revealed her identity.
"Where is the violator?"
The reporting resident smoothly recounted the situation.
"A burly man with long white hair was standing in the middle of the road, shouting nonsense about gathering material. Then he vanished in an instant."
"Understood. White-haired man… gathering material?!"
The Uchiha kunoichi's eyes shifted as something seemed familiar.
She quickly opened a handbook.
"Konoha Dangerous Individuals List"
On the previous page was the blonde gambling debtor.
Tsunade: I feel like you're talking about me directly.
And here it was—
White-haired pervert who peeps into bathhouses.
Public security S-rank dangerous individual.
Female safety SSS-rank dangerous individual.
She turned to the reporting resident and said:
"The reporting reward will be issued as usual."
"Oh my, how could I accept that? Thank you so much, officer of the Police Force."
Report without a reward? Who would bother reporting then?
Such a situation stemmed from a famous judge's remark: "It's not you committing the crime, so why are you reporting it?"
Though slightly modified, the meaning remained the same.
Thus, the Uchiha Police Force implemented a reward system for reporting.
And the results—
Remarkably effective.
The Uchiha kunoichi quickly ran back to headquarters, shouting:
"The white-haired bathhouse peeping pervert has appeared!"
"What?!"
The First Division captain, Uchiha Raiden, appeared immediately.
"Sakura, are you sure?"
"A report from residents of District C468. It's recorded."
Uchiha Sakura held up a recording insect.
"Good. First Division of the Uchiha, mobilize! Watch every bathhouse in Konoha. Don't let a single white-haired ninja slip through. Sakura, go notify the chief."
"Yes!"
The two split up.
Uchiha Sakura quickly rushed to the training room.
If he wasn't busy, Chief Uchiha Kamito would usually be there.
"Too slow, too slow! At this level, you think you can become the first female Police Force chief in Uchiha history? Yumi, are you overestimating yourself—or underestimating us Uchiha?"
"Shut up. Take this!"
Uchiha Yumi's three-tomoe Sharingan spun rapidly as she searched for Kamito's weakness.
"Lightning Release: Gratitude Lightning."
Blue electricity wrapped around her blade as she slashed toward Uchiha Kamito.
"Chief, something big has happened!"
"Body Flicker."
In an instant, Uchiha Kamito appeared behind Uchiha Yumi.
A single chop to the neck—
Done.
Before losing consciousness, Uchiha Yumi muttered:
"Damn you, Uchiha Kamito… I could've stopped on my own…"
"This is faster."
Uchiha Kamito placed the unconscious Uchiha Yumi on an empty spot in the training room, then stepped outside.
After leaving, he activated the room's sealing barrier.
He spotted Uchiha Sakura running toward him.
"What is it?"
"The white-haired pervert has appeared."
"Excellent. Konoha's anti-obscenity crackdown operation officially begins."
"Yes, Chief!"
Uchiha Kamito led a unit of the Police Force and quickly converged on the target location.
According to intelligence, a suspect resembling Jiraiya—
No—
That white-haired creep—had already been spotted.
Today, I, Uchiha Kamito, will show you what happens to peeping voyeurs.
And as for those with x-ray vision—
Hyūga Hiyasu: ??? I've never done anything like that.
Uchiha Kamito: Whether you have or not doesn't matter. The moment you have that ability, you've already committed a capital offense.
Hyūga Hiyasu: …Wow. 6.
Just as Uchiha Kamito was about to contribute to the noble cause of protecting women's privacy—
Boom!
A loud explosion rang out.
The white-haired pervert—no, Jiraiya—was already lying in a pile of rubble, coughing up blood.
Well… when the suspect suddenly becomes the victim, what do you do?
First, check the other party involved.
Blonde hair, large chest, bath towel—
It was Tsunade, wrapped in a towel.
…Did Jiraiya see anything or not? If he did, honestly, he didn't lose out.
"Chief, Chief! What should we do in a situation like this?!"
Uchiha Sakura was flustered.
The suspect had suddenly become the victim, while the supposed victim seemed to have turned into the clear aggressor.
How do you even handle this?!
It's not in the "Police Force Rookie Handbook"!
"Ahem, Sakura."
"Yes, Chief! I'll make sure to record everything carefully."
"As a rookie, at times like this, you should observe more and speak less."
"Ah…"
"First, send Jiraiya-sama to the hospital. Jiraiya-sama bears full responsibility. Then notify Jonin Namikaze Minato and Jonin Hyūga Hiyasu to come take statements on behalf of their teacher."
Standing beside Sakura, Uchiha Raiden reacted instantly and echoed:
"Yes!"
After all, keeping up with the boss's subtle intentions is key to getting ahead.
Ah… what a pity.
Couldn't use this chance to teach that brat Hiyasu a harsh lesson.
Damn it—using that recording insect to disgust me…
A burly northern man and a delicate southern wife—
Ugh, disgusting.
Hyūga Hiyasu, just you wait. This isn't over.
Uchiha Kamito thought bitterly.
Jiraiya: No wonder you were jumping around trying to arrest me the moment I entered the village. So that's what this is about. If there's a grudge, take it up with them—what does it have to do with me, a man in my thirties?
As for Tsunade—
Uchiha Kamito had one response: I'm not messing with women. Too troublesome—especially one who's just been peeped at and is furious.
Meanwhile, unconscious in the Police Force training room, Uchiha Yumi:
Not messing with women?
...
A dim sky.
Sparse, scattered rain.
The Land of Rain, no longer known as a battlefield between three nations, welcomed several uninvited guests.
A masked Hanzo stood at the entrance of the Hidden Rain Village.
"Hmph. Is this how the Hidden Rain Village treats its guests?"
"Heh. A village that dares let the darkness of the ninja world act freely—there's probably not another like it in the entire shinobi world."
Konoha: Who said that?
Crack—
A flash of lightning illuminated the face of one of the uninvited guests.
It was Shimura Danzō.
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