Awkward. Seeing the string of speechless ellipses from the group members, could Kaito not understand the situation?
'Even though everyone had a high probability of getting something good on their first draw, it probably wasn't like mine, starting off with an SS-rank Gacha reward.'
'For them... were they mostly around A-rank?'
'Or even lower?'
[Sephie Michaela Deviluke]: Kaito-san, you are quite lucky. You are the only one who has drawn an S-rank or above reward, and it's even an SS-rank Guardian Spirit! No, it's a Guardian Deity, even stronger than Irisviel's Guardian Spirit!
[Irisviel]: Kaito-san's luck is truly insane. My Guardian Spirit is only B-rank, can only stay for 3 hours a day, and its combat power isn't strong either.
[Kaito]: U-uh hahaha... I-is that so?
[Kaito]: Sorry, I didn't Mikan to show off the card.
[Misuzu]: Hiss... Not fair! Why were everyone's first draws basically B-rank rewards, with only Tearju getting an A-rank, but you got an SS-rank on your first try!
[Shodai]: Darn it, are unlucky people not people anymore!?
[Akina]: Sigh, it's a long story. I'm going to lurk in shame.
[Mika]: +1, I'm going to rest. Everyone, goodnight.
[Irisviel]: Hehehe, this is really interesting, everyone.
[Sephie]: I won't comment, but it is indeed getting late. Everyone, goodnight.
[Misuzu]: Darn it! You two rich fellows!!!
[Shodai]: That's right! (Agree.jpg)
After that, everyone just chatted briefly, and then no one spoke in the chat group anymore.
Seems like the novelty had worn off, or maybe they were provoked by Kaito showing off his card and didn't want to talk.
Besides this, the chat group didn't have any admins or anything, so there was no way to sanction Kaito.
'Hmm, feels good.'
'Showing off cards feels great!'
But Kaito didn't mean to do it to them; he was just following Misuzu's request to post a picture of what he drew, right.
"Baal, if I remember correctly... you already mopped once, do you need to mop again?"
Putting down his phone, Kaito looked at Baal, who was currently mopping the floor, and asked somewhat speechlessly.
Even though he was busy with work, he occasionally did housework too.
Besides, precisely because he was busy with work, he didn't spend much time at home, so naturally there wasn't much cleaning to do.
So, Baal had only swept a few times, then started mopping. After finishing once, she was going for a second round.
Watching her back, which still didn't dare to face him, Kaito couldn't help but laugh.
'Was this archon really this shy?'
"Ah, ah? Y-yes, I just wanted to mop it again or something... Oh right, Master, are you going to take a bath? Shall I prepare the bathwater for you right away?"
"No need, my place doesn't have a bathtub. Besides, it's an electric water heater, you just shower directly."
"Oh dear... Then, would you like to have dinner? I'm very good at cooking, and I've received modern knowledge, I can use those kitchen utensils."
'Oh? Similar to the effect after summoning a Servant in the Fate Holy Grail War?'
Although Kaito was indeed looking forward to Baal's cooking skills, unfortunately, he had already eaten instant noodles around 11 o'clock and wasn't too hungry yet.
"No need for that. Instead, how about you tell me your clothing measurements now?"
"Ah, ah, ah, ah! D-do I really have to say them?"
"Otherwise... How am I supposed to take you out to buy them? That would cause problems for me."
To be fair, he wasn't wrong.
He just didn't know if Baal knew her own specific measurements.
"O-okay... Well..."
Baal's eyes started spinning, but she still came over, leaned down, and whispered a surprising number in his ear.
"Oh, that generous? I'm afraid clothing stores won't have that in stock!?"
"M-Master!!!"
Baal stomped her foot in a mix of embarrassment and anger, tossed the mop aside, and ran straight into his bedroom. It seemed she couldn't take it anymore.
"Hiss..."
Although she ran off, Kaito still hadn't snapped out of it.
He quickly opened Youtube and searched for Raiden Shogun's measurements!
[My heart is in Inazuma, but my body is at the Statue of the Omnipresent God...]
[I am eternity now]
[Hehe, being eternity feels pretty good]
...
The video first played its opening lines, and then he got the data he wanted.
After some comparison, Kaito silently opened his private messages and told him he might have calculated wrong.
Maybe because he was a night owl, or curious about his answer, this Youtuber replied to him!
Youtuber: Bro, don't tell me you calculated the specific data?
All Readers Are YanZu: Yes! You calculated too little! Trust me!
Youtuber: What? Please, master, tell me the real data!
All Readers Are YanZu: Sorry, due to personal reasons, I can't reveal it. My apologies!
Youtuber: ???
All Readers Are YanZu: You might not believe this, but Raiden Shogun's sister is in my room.
Youtuber: So you're saying you're invincible in the last chapter, but the next chapter brings an enemy from the heavens, right???
Youtuber: Bro, I wish you all hard pity on your pulls!
'Wow, was there a worse curse in the world than this!?'
But Kaito didn't care anymore; he was already satisfied with pulling Raiden God Baal.
"Hahahaha!!"
Laughing joyfully, he closed the chat and got up to go to the bedroom to sleep.
"Wait, I'm going to sleep. What about her?"
He lived in a single-person apartment, one bedroom, one living room. There was no extra space.
"Baal, I'm going to sleep. What will you do?"
Entering the room, seeing her with her head down, helping him tidy up the documents and clutter on the desk, Kaito sighed with emotion.
'Was this what it felt like to have a virtuous wife at home?'
'If it were the younger sister, Beelzebul, she'd definitely make things messier. Only the older sister, Baal, would be this considerate!'
"Master, it's fine. You sleep! I am an archon, I don't need sleep, you know!"
"That won't do. You are what you eat, and if you miss one night's sleep, your hair will all fall out."
"???"
Baal was instantly dumbfounded, 'From the modern knowledge I had received, the next line should be "if you miss one Meal, you'll be hungry", right!?'
'Why is this master too weird?'
"Alright, this bed is 1.5 meters wide anyway. We can manage for two people. Oh, change into my pajamas later. They've been washed, don't worry!"
"Master, y-y-y-you... Why is your face so thick?"