Chapter 30: Uncle Snake's Defeat!
"You... what exactly did you see?"
Orochimaru's voice was somewhat hoarse, even carrying a hint of a tremble that he himself didn't want to admit.
But the only response he got was a wild grin from the youth wrapped in red Chakra.
Uzumaki Naruto did not answer.
[Oho? Is Uncle Snake traumatized from the beating? Starting to ask philosophical questions now?]
[What did I see? I saw your end, you old pervert. I also saw my Wife Hinata's gentle and virtuous appearance, and Teacher Anko's fishnet stockings with a hole in them...]
[However, now is not the time for me, the trump card, to make a move. The chance for a single strike must be used when he is most relaxed and least expecting it to achieve a critical hit effect.]
Orochimaru could see nothing from Naruto's smile; he only felt a chill down his spine. He had a premonition that this Nine-Tailed brat was much harder to deal with than his father, Minato.
He couldn't drag this on any longer.
"Interesting brats... but, the game should end now."
Orochimaru's face darkened completely as his hands quickly formed seals. He didn't plan on holding back his strength anymore and prepared to use a defensive Ninjutsu.
"Summoning Jutsu: Triple Rashomon!"
As long as he blocked these inexplicable attacks, he would have enough time to plant a Cursed Seal on that Uchiha brat and then leave leisurely.
Seeing those three giant demon-faced gates about to emerge from the ground, Naruto, who had been squatting in a tree waiting for an opportunity, felt a bit anxious.
[Holy crap! Can't afford to lose, can you? Going straight to Gundam mode? If he really releases the Triple Rashomon, what difference would the attack power of Teacher Anko and the others have from a mere itch?]
[No, I must interrupt him!]
Naruto's brain whirred rapidly, his eyes fixed on Orochimaru, trying to find a flaw.
[Wait... the body he's using now is female, right? That's right, a young and strong girl!]
[Since it's a woman... then there are always those few days a month that are inconvenient, right? Unstable Chakra, irritable mood, backaches... their defense is at its weakest then!]
[Especially that lower abdomen area! That's a woman's vital spot! The central hub for all Chakraflow! Just give that spot a hard blow, and forget Triple Rashomon—he'll be lucky if he doesn't lose control of his bowels on the spot from the pain!]
This nonsensical tactical analysis was accurately transmitted into the minds of all the women on the battlefield.
In the distance, Hinata's cheeks instantly turned bright red.
Sakura, who was trying hard to keep up with the pace of the battle, was stunned as she listened.
And Anko, who bore the brunt of it, almost tied her hand seals into a dead knot when she heard the phrase "those few days a month." She felt her sanity being repeatedly ground into the dirt by this bastard kid.
"Teacher Anko! Don't hesitate! Now! Use those invincible long legs in fishnets and kick him hard three inches below the navel! Give him a 'Lineage Ending'... no, a 'Menstrual Disruption' Kick!"
Boom!
Anko Mitarashi's brain completely exploded.
"I'll kill you, you bastard full of yellow trash—!"
Anko's roar instead became her signal to charge. An immense sense of shame left her with only one thought—hurry up and kick Orochimaru away, then go back and hang that even more perverted brat up for a beating.
She abandoned complex Ninjutsu and concentrated all her Chakra into her right leg. Out of rage, her leg muscles tightened, bursting with power.
Orochimaru was momentarily stunned; Anko's figure had already turned into a bolt of red lightning, charging straight at his lower body in an unconventional posture.
That kick was fast, accurate, and ruthless, carrying unspeakable shame and killing intent.
Thump—!
A dull thud made all the males present subconsciously squeeze their legs together.
Orochimaru's pale face instantly flushed red, then turned an ashen green.
Intense pain transmitted instantly.
His nearly completed "Triple Rashomon" seal sequence was interrupted by this heavy blow. The Chakra inside his body surged back, making his throat feel sweet as he nearly spat out a mouthful of blood.
Now!
"Damn pervert! Get out of Konoha!"
A streak of red light cut through the sky.
Naruto seized this rare opportunity, concentrating all the power from the "Four-Tails Shroud" trial card into his right claw.
The violent Nine-Tailed Chakra tore through the air, howling as it clawed fiercely at Orochimaru's chest.
Squelch—!
Three bone-deep wounds were ripped across Orochimaru's chest, and he was sent flying, snapping seven or eight large trees in a row before stopping.
The entire field fell silent.
Orochimaru struggled to crawl up from the wreckage of tree trunks. Clutching his bleeding chest, he looked at his nearly ruined body, then glanced at the unharmed brats in the distance.
His gaze passed over the shamed and angry Ankoand the still-dazed Sasuke, finally pinning itself onto the Blonde Youth slowly landing on the ground. The red Chakra on the boy's body was slowly dissipating.
In those golden vertical pupils, there was no longer any composure, only greed and a desire to possess him.
"Uchiha Sasuke... and... the Nine-Tails brat..."
Orochimaru whispered hoarsely, leaving behind a threat.
"We... will meet again."
With that, he used a Substitution Jutsu and vanished in a puff of smoke.
As soon as Orochimaru left, Anko's tense nerves suddenly relaxed, her legs went weak, and she fell backward.
"Teacher Anko!"
Naruto dashed forward, catching her firmly in his arms before she hit the ground.
Warm and soft jade was in his arms.
The combat thoughts in Naruto's brain vanished instantly.
[Hehe... caught her. Wow, Teacher Anko's figure... she's so soft to hold. Smells so good, so elastic.]
[The battle is over, shouldn't the hero get a reward kiss?]
Just as Naruto was imagining beautiful things, two system notification sounds rang out almost simultaneously.
In Anko's mind:
[Ding!]
[As the protagonist holds a battle-damaged beauty, his inner thoughts of "taking advantage" and "healing" have synchronized to the peak.]
[heavenly curtain Reward: Your vitality and Chakra recovery speed are increased by 500%, and your battle-damaged state is rapidly being repaired.]
Anko, who was feeling completely weak, suddenly felt a warm current spread through her body from where she touched Naruto. Her fatigue and pain were quickly vanishing.
In Naruto's mind:
[Ding!]
[Congratulations to the host: Successfully repelled S-Rank Rogue Ninja 'Orochimaru', perfectly protected Konoha Village (future harems), and completed an epic achievement!]
[System Determination: Reward significantly upgraded!]
[Obtained Skill: S-Rank Ninjutsu · Big Ball Rasengan (Complete Version)!]
[Obtained Title: Guardian of Konoha (Primary). While wearing this title, your reputation acquisition speed within Konoha Village is increased by 20%!]
Sasuke stood frozen on the spot, looking at the two hugging nearby and then at the direction where Orochimaru had disappeared, feeling as if his worldview was about to shatter.
That dead last... he... really drove away one of the legendary Sannin?