Chapter 80: Three Years Completed! This is the Ultimate Training Result!
Three years passed in a flash. It was summer when he left, and it was autumn when he returned.
On the main road leading to Konoha, two figures, one large and one small, were walking slowly.
That "dead last" who used to only follow behind adults was now much taller. Uzumaki Naruto wore a black and orange tracksuit; although he still looked quite casual, his straight back and the confidence between his brows already gave him the aura of a "protagonist."
Of course, that was provided one ignored his eyes, which were darting around, searching for pretty passersby.
"Hey, Uzumaki Naruto."
Jiraiya stopped, jumped onto a high rock, crossed his arms, and struck a teacher's pose. "A few more kilometers, and we'll be at the gates of Konoha."
"I've taken you everywhere for these three years. Besides buying local specialties and sending letters to your female confidantes, how has your real skill improved? I don't want that Granny Tsunade, who just became the Fifth Hokage, to laugh at me for not knowing how to teach a student."
Upon hearing this, Uzumaki Naruto threw the large backpack, which was almost filled with local specialties from various countries, onto the ground, flexed his wrists, and curled his lips into a mysterious smile.
"Pervy Sage, you're underestimating me."
Uzumaki Naruto gave a thumbs up, his white teeth shining brightly in the sunlight.
"Traditional Ninjutsu? Rasengan, and what else... Chakra nature transformation... those are all basics! I'm already sick of practicing them!"
"What I've truly researched with all my heart over these three years is the ultimate forbidden jutsu I developed by combining psychology, biology, and human aesthetics, plus my love for peace!"
Jiraiya raised an eyebrow, becoming interested. "Oh? An ultimate forbidden jutsu? Did you improve the Rasenshuriken?"
"No! It's stronger than that! This move can strike directly at the soul and instantly dismantle the enemy, especially the psychological defenses of a certain old hag and that group of women!"
Uzumaki Naruto took a deep breath and performed hand seals, his speed so fast that only afterimages could be seen.
[Hehe, tremble, Pervy Sage! This is the ultimate dream I conceived over countless nights!]
[This is also the welcome gift for the Goddesses to stabilize my harem... wait, no, to greet the Goddesses after I return to the Village!]
A heavenly curtain suddenly appeared above Uzumaki Naruto's head, like the opening of a grand play.
"Ninjutsu: Goddess Alliance Family Bucket: Immersive Dream Limited Edition!"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Following a few explosions, pink smoke enveloped the entire forest. After the smoke cleared this time, it even brought with it background light that made one's heart beat faster.
Four beautiful figures appeared in Jiraiya's line of sight.
"This... this is?!" Jiraiya's eyes were about to pop out.
Standing on the far left was none other than Hinata.
But she wasn't wearing her heavy hoodie; instead, she was in a sexy black bunny girl outfit! The tight leather outfit outlined the figure she had developed so well over these years, and fishnet stockings wrapped around her slender thighs. The most lethal part was the shy and fearful expression on her face, her hands helplessly tugging at the hem of the garment that couldn't cover anything.
[How about that! This is the peak of contrast moe!]
Uzumaki Naruto's inner voice began to passionately explain.
[With Hinata's shy personality, if she isn't paired with such a bold bunny girl outfit, how could it embody that destructive power of 'willing to try everything for the person she likes'?! Looking at those bewildered eyes, any man would want to take her home immediately, right!]
Next to Hinata was Tsunade, wearing a white nurse's uniform.
Although the clothes covered her tightly, the buttons seemed like they would pop off at any moment. She held a giant syringe in her hand, her gaze domineering, looking like a queen who would say "I'll give you a shot if you don't listen," but her collar was slightly open, revealing a patch of snow-white skin.
[Granny Tsunade has to be like this! Do you understand uniform temptation? A combination of violence and gentleness! This is the ultimate version of the 'private consultation' I've been thinking about in the office for three years!]
Further to the right was Temari, wearing a maid outfit and black silk stockings on long legs. She held a small fan covering half her face, her sharp gaze containing a trace of gentleness.
And on the far right... Haku, wearing a school swimsuit, soaking wet, looking pitiful.
This scene was simply a precision strike for any man.
Every detail, every inch of skin's luster, every change in expression, condensed the life experience and pursuit of beauty of Uzumaki Naruto as a transmigrator.
"Pfft—!!!"
Before Jiraiya could finish looking at the circle, two streams of nosebleed sprayed out like water guns, his body drew an arc in the air, smashed heavily onto the ground, and emitted happy convulsions.
K.O.!
"Tch, you're down already? Pervy Sage, you're too weak. I haven't even shown the Zodiac theme yet." Uzumaki Naruto dispelled the Ninjutsu with a bored look and casually covered this member of the Sannin with a piece of clothing.
But he didn't know that.
With this shocking move of his, the signal of the heavenly curtain ignored distance and appeared clearly in the minds of all his "subjects," conducting a forced broadcast.
At the same time, in Konoha, at the Hokage Office.
Tsunade, who was processing documents, suddenly had the image of herself wearing a nurse's uniform and holding a syringe pop into her mind, along with Uzumaki Naruto's inner voice saying "ultimate version of the private consultation."
Crack!
The precious mahogany desk was directly split by a punch from Tsunade without any warning, collapsing into two halves.
"That... bastard kid!"
A large "#" symbol appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and her face was so red it was about to smoke. She gritted her teeth, looking like she wanted to kill someone, but if one looked closely, there was a trace of... expectation hidden in the corners of her eyes and brows that even she hadn't noticed?
The Hyuga Clan compound.
Hinata, who was watering flowers, had the image of her "bunny girl" self so clear in her mind that she could even feel the sensation of the fishnet stockings pressing against her thighs.
"Ah—!"
With a short exclamation, the watering can in Hinata's hand flew away, and she crouched on the ground like a cooked shrimp, her hands tightly covering her burning face.
"Bunny, bunny girl or something... Naruto-kunactually... actually wants me to wear this? It's too shameless... but... if I don't wear it for him to see, will he be disappointed?"
Inside the flower shop.
Ino, who was pruning flower branches, had the scissors in her hand go "snap," cutting off a freshly bloomed rose. Although she wasn't in the scene, the jealousy of "I'm actually not in the first batch?" made her grind her teeth in anger.
"Damn it! Why is that tomboy from Sunagakure even in there?! Is my figure not as good as that one who only knows how to play with a fan?"
Just as all the Goddesses were falling into a strange agitation.
Uzumaki Naruto, who was picking up his backpack outside the Village, suddenly heard a series of system notification sounds in his ears.
[Ding! Detected that the host has completed an epic-level Ninjutsu development and caused a strong mental critical hit to the core audience (Goddess Alliance).]
[Achievement Unlocked: Though not in the pugilistic world, the world is full of your legends.]
[Tsunade, Hinata, Haku, Temari, Kurenai Yuhi... the favorability of all members (and killing intent/shame and anger in specific situations) instantly MAX!]
[All bound targets have gained the Buff — [Longing Burst · Danger].]
[Effect Description: Their longing for you has reached a critical point. Under this Buff, their patience is negative, and possessiveness increases by 300%. Please wish yourself luck, host; it is recommended to find cover immediately after returning to the Village.]
Uzumaki Naruto scratched his head, looking at the system panel, completely failing to understand what the red "Danger" word meant.
[Longing burst? Isn't that a good thing? It means they all missed me!]
[Hehe, it's been three years; I've missed them too. This time when I go back, I must find them one by one to have a good "chat" and check if their figures have gone out of shape... ah, pfft, check their training progress!]
He put on his backpack and kicked Jiraiya, who was still lying on the ground.
"Hey, Pervy Sage, stop playing dead! Ahead is Konoha! Get up quickly; we're going to return in style!"
The sunlight shone on the gates of Konoha.
Uzumaki Naruto took a deep breath of his hometown's air, looked at the familiar Village, and revealed an incredibly brilliant smile.
"I, Uzumaki Naruto, have finally returned!"
He strode toward the Village, completely unaware of how many "gentle traps" were waiting for him behind those two gates, all ready with sharpened knives, prepared to swallow him whole, skin and bones included.
This grand show has only just begun.