Chapter 31: Night Raid on Shrek! Bibi Dong Erupts!
Within Blazing Academy.
Huo Wu stroked her chin, staring at the light screen in front of her, her confusion deepening.
Her name was Huo Wu, so could this "Xiao Wu" in the title be her nickname?
"That can't be right… no one's ever called me Xiao Wu since I was little," she muttered.
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Within the Speed Clan.
Bai Chenxiang sat on her bed, wearing a light purple camisole, gently combing and tidying her twin ponytails.
The sudden appearance of the light screen in front of her left her puzzled.
Still, after she spoke, someone responded.
[Yan Yan is Proud]: A newcomer actually joined? Does every Milestone Sharp Commentary have a chance to invite new participants?
[Sea God's Most Loyal Believer]: @Needle-Tailed Swift @Hot Girl There's even an evil existence like Spirit Hall in this link! You'd better be careful with what you say; don't expose any personal information."
[I Am an Orphan]: @Hot Girl So your name also contains the character 'Wu,' right?
[Bingbing is Polite]: Ah, finally some newcomers. Let me explain a bit so you don't get confused. This is actually a special linked light screen. Every night, it will…"
Compared to others, Shui Bing'er was relatively kind and not very scheming, so she took the initiative to explain everything clearly to the two newcomers.
As expected, after hearing the explanation, Bai Chenxiang and Huo Wu understood it to some extent.
Both of them were shocked. They never expected such a mysterious existence in this world, and this commentator seemed to know everything.
Especially after hearing that it had previously commented on the Spirit Hall's Pope Bibi Dong, as well as some so-called theoretical grandmaster, the two girls were even more terrified.
So now… it was going to comment on Xiao Wu from Shrek?
[Hot Girl]: Got it! This light screen can even guide us. I wonder if we'll appear on it in the future.
[Needle-Tailed Swift]: Probably depends on whether someone is worth commenting on. Someone like me probably has nothing worth evaluating. Anyway, let's just watch for now.
The two quickly blended in, chatting with the others. Most of them were young girls, so they had plenty of common topics.
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Within the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.
Only Xiao Wu and the other two had no mood to care about the newcomers.
Xiao Wu was still extremely nervous, her attention fixed entirely on the commentary.
Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing kept comforting her.
Soon after, the light screen began displaying the official commentary content. It included the three of them, and even the others who had been chatting turned their attention over.
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On the light screen—
[Xiao Wu, hahaha, even this most famous accessory is finally getting evaluated!]
[As for this girl's love life, I can only say that Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing at least retain some family influence later on. But you? Once you're with Tang San, you completely become an accessory!]
[Xiao Wu's brain simply isn't up to par. From her first appearance to the ending, everything about her is full of contradictions and stupidity!]
[As a transformed 100,000-year soul beast, and without losing her original memories, how can she act so foolishly in daily life?]
[I seriously suspect that when Xiao Wu transformed, her brain got struck by lightning. Or maybe rabbits just have small brains that can't develop properly even after 100,000 years?]
[You were a perfectly fine 100,000-year soul beast, yet after transforming into a human, instead of protecting yourself and staying cautious, you follow Tang San around everywhere, stirring up trouble.]
[What, lived too long and wanted to die in the human world? Trying to experience some masochistic thrill?]
Song Ye didn't even bother with love at the start; he directly unleashed a barrage of insults at Xiao Wu's intelligence.
These past few days, following Xiao Wu to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, he had been thoroughly annoyed, so this was a convenient outlet.
And with that opening, his "Zu'an bloodline" activated. He completely trashed Xiao Wu, leaving nothing untouched, instantly shocking the three Shrek girls.
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Inside Ning Rongrong's room.
The three girls stared at the light screen, wide-eyed, almost thinking they had misread it.
Ning Rongrong spoke first:
"Did this commentator take the wrong medicine recently? Starting off with insults?"
"It's never been this harsh before!"
"Xiao Wu, don't believe it. The light screen is just dragging you to the lowest point. It shouldn't be like this, no matter what."
Zhu Zhuqing gently stroked Xiao Wu's back and said,
"It calls everyone stupid anyway."
"Although you, as a soul beast, suddenly came to the human world, weren't low-profile, and even fell in love with Tang San… that still doesn't count as stupidity. At most, you weren't cautious enough."
Hearing this, Xiao Wu's eyes twitched. She didn't know how to respond and could only force a bitter smile.
"Maybe…"
"It insulting me isn't a big deal. Thinking about it carefully, I really was too reckless back then."
"I just want to know… if I truly end up with a Third Brother, would our relationship even be suitable…"
Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing fell silent. They were beginning to feel that Tang San wasn't as good as they once thought, but they couldn't say it outright.
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However, aside from the two of them—
This opening revelation shocked all the other viewers connected to it.
Because the light screen clearly stated that Xiao Wu was a transformed 100,000-year soul beast.
Didn't that still make her a soul beast?
In an instant, the entire comment section exploded:
[Sea God's Most Loyal Believer]: What? A transformed 100,000-year soul beast? Shrek Academy actually has such a being!
[Bibi Dong]: Well, now. I was just casually watching the light screen, yet I've gained such a harvest! A 100,000-year soul beast hidden within Shrek!
[Bibi Dong]: I was still hesitating about whether to send people to wipe out this so-called Shrek. Now it seems unavoidable! A 100,000-year soul beast, and a rabbit at that… likely the descendant of that rabbit back then…
[Must Not Eat Bunny]: Bibi Dong, you still dare speak! A madwoman like you—I will kill you sooner or later!
[Bibi Dong]: @Must Not Eat Bunny, so you're Xiao Wu? A mere soul beast dares to step into the human world seeking death! Shrek, I will come tomorrow for sure!!
[I Am an Orphan]: Hmph! Regardless of anything else, a soul beast daring to stir trouble in the human world deserves to be killed!
[Bingbing is Polite]: Ah? Does it have to be this harsh? Even if it's a 100,000-year soul beast, it hasn't harmed anyone, right? This doesn't feel right…
[Demon Fox]: What do you people know! Soul beasts and soul masters are natural enemies. Not a single one can be spared! When she grows stronger, do you think she won't kill humans?!
[Bibi Dong]: Well said! Little beast, just wait for me! If you try to run, I'll overturn every street in Suo Tuo City, where Shrek is located, to find you!!
Although Bibi Dong said this online, seemingly giving a night's time—
Reality was different.
Now that she knew the location of a 100,000-year soul beast, how could she let it go?
Inside her palace, she immediately dressed and issued orders without hesitation:
"Yue Guan! Gui Mei! Get over here at once!!"
She couldn't afford to waste this opportunity.
Tonight, she would capture Xiao Wu no matter what, before she could escape!
End of Chapter