"Sir, how did you do tha----, sir? Where did he?" After exhausting all possible places i could've gone the kid looked up, ahm (mind you i was only just finding out i was no longer a old bag of felsh) only to see me..... standing on a lamp post".
"HOW THE FUCK?"
"That's a dollar in the swear jar kid"
"HAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING, LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO" (bear with me i beg you) I start spinning around the lamp post
"Sir please get down before the Poulet come!"
"Chickens? What the hell do chickens have to do with thi- " you ever heard metal snap. It's a sound you get used to during war, but in a dark silent alley. You wonder where it came from, in my case it came from the lamp pole which was on life support for the past millennium. So a god spinning around like a windmill tends to be a lit.
Lets play a quiz.
Q. In which direction is the me going to go?
A. Into the ground B. Headfirst into the ground
C. Into a neighboring building D. Back to Riko
Tick tock tick tock
Times up, the correct was b. Headfirst into the ground
"HMHhihwheuwhw" As it turns out even gods, can't speak without their mouths.
"Oh my God! He's dead?!!!"
"HMHMMMM" IM NOT DEAD. I don't care what you do just get me outttttt@!!
"God i can't ever get called for a normal job can i? Always get to handle the idiots? A new voice, the second one I'd heard. This guy sounded like douche. Heard a lot of them around the beginning of the war, even if they sounded douchy in the beginning, those who lived till the end got a makeover you could say.
"S-sir he was just-"
"Yeah yeah kid I've heard every excuse imaginable by now. Just tell me what really happened and I'll see whether to put this guy in the hub or not.
"HMMH" okay now I've had enough. Lets see how good this new body really is!
I attempt to pull my head out by pushing the ground with my hands.
PLOP Really? Thats the sound i make?
"Hello world im back!!"
"Oh thank zephyr, - i mean uh sir this man is here due to your 'commotion' "
"So You're the idiot who planted himself face first into the ground huh. No offense but you look the type. It was a man in his late 40's and built like a pirate and a underpaid detective did a fusion, grey hair, terrible manners eye patch, a real metal hand. Looked like something out of a game.
"TF you mean i look the type? I'll have you know where i come from i just might be the smartest man there was!"
"Could you give me the location of that place, ill make sure to steer cleear of that place"
"Earth"
"What did you just say? There was a change of atmosphere, his tone, russian accent all of it, just went away face in pure confusion, as if looking at an impossible being .
"What big man scared all ---" Before i could get the words out his hands were at my collar , this man he wasn't ordinary, rather if he was on earth. I could put him in the top 3 easily.
"You're coming with me. You're an anomaly the ments are going to have to take care of"
"I see. Take care of me huh. Well, i don't think that's going to happen" the look on my face changed, i was going to make sure, i lived no matter what
"Idiots like you are always itching for a beating" A wide grin covered his face, looks like he was looking for something for stress release, and found the perfect playmate
"Well? You gonna keep staring like an idiot or come at me?" He blatantly opened his arms wide, no guard whatsoever. He was positive i was no match for him.
'The hell?' he caught me off guard, there were two types of people who were so confident,
1. Egoistic idiots
2. Egoistic madmen
he felt like the latter
"Don't blame me if you find yourself in the hospital." I clenched my fist, ran fast enough to cut throught wind. BAM, direct contact, no way he's okay right now. My fist was in his face. But an uneasy feeling swept through me.
'Why didn't i feel any sinking feeling when i hit him in the face.'
"You're strong kid, but you really should pick your opponents wisely"
There he was, no change in posture, no change in expression, he took a direct hit from me, but there was no indication he even got touched by me.
"I'm gonna lose aren't I" My reaction should've been scared thinking this guy was out of my league.
But i hadn't felt better since coming here
"Yeah you are"as he said his he clenched his fist, i put my guard up and dug my feet into the ground. I was prepared to lose. But i wanted a hit that actually counted before i fell.