📋 "Husband Service Contract"
(Prepared by Dr. Lei Jun)
✔ Basic Benefits
Stable income 💼
Free medical checkups anytime 🩺
24/7 emergency care 🚑
Healthy lifestyle supervision (non-negotiable)
✔ Daily Husband Services
Prepare breakfast every morning 🍳
Ensure you sleep on time (strict rule) 😌
Walk you home safely every night 🌙
Provide warm drinks when you're tired ☕
✔ Special "Wife Priority" Services
Carry heavy things (even if unnecessary) 🛍
Give jacket when you say "I'm not cold" 🧥
Stay by your side when you're sick 🤒
Listen to complaints without arguing (…mostly)
✔ Romantic Services (Newly Added)
Say "Good morning" first every day ☀
Good morning kiss (optional… but recommended) 😳
Must allow wife to see husband body daily (for health reasons) 💪
Hold hands during walks (for safety purposes) 🤝
Occasional head pats when stressed 🫳💗
✔ Bonus Features
Can cook 🍜
Lives next door (already installed) 🏠
Will not give up once committed
✔ Terms & Conditions
Wife is not allowed to overwork ❌
Wife must eat properly ❌
Husband may become more affectionate over time (side effect) ⚠
Contract may turn into real marriage without notice 💍
✔ Final Question
"Do you accept these terms?"