Gamindorf stared from above at the battle unfolding past the bridge. He snapped his gloved fingers at Kruel. The crocodile king went to all fours and crawled behind the dark king. The Great Dickness used him as a bench and lounged on him. He snapped his fingers again, but this time at Hero. Hero was mentally tasked to massage his shoulders. The phantom visage of Shade subsided once Gamer's life was put at jeopardy.
"Look at him, surrounded by whores and trouble. That is the major difference between us," Gamindorf rolled his neck and flexed confidence. "He is corrupted by carnal desires and selfish stupidity. I am forged by purity and player skill. It doesn't matter how much footage of weasels he's watched, he'll never escape my superiority."
Sonia pixelated next to the squad. They didn't know who it was until she was fully formed. By that time, she kneeled down to Kruel and put her bounce bracelet on him. It forced the crocodile king to buck Gamindorf off, which caused him to tumble into Hero. After another bounce, she nabbed the bracelet off and jumped into a spin.
"Sayonara, ball boy," Sonia spin kicked Kruel mid-bounce.
"Goodness gracious! What unfortunate timing, I do say," Kruel eloquently snapped and growled, but nobody understood. He went over the balcony and plummeted to the courtyard below.
"This bitch again! Where did you go?!" Gamindorf stumbled to his feet.
Sonia stuck out her tongue. Hero lunged forward and swung the dildo bat. Sonia flipped and dipped out of the way. Gamindorf aimed his zapper, knowing she'd banish herself if psychically caught, and fired at her. Sonia moved at erratically fast speeds, and avoided both assaults.
"This speed...is this more time manipulation?!" a vein bulged in Gamindorf's forehead.
"It's a chaos gem; items and power ups are the way to go. A called a favor in with Nuckolls and Talis," Sonia wore a cocky smile with each narrow miss of a dildo head.
Gamindorf stopped firing. Repressed memories stifled his mind. The two named individuals were familiar, and that's when Shade's shadow reappeared.
"Shade..." Sonia called out.
However, the elven swordsman persisted. He took out a new tool; it looked similar to a hookshot, but the body was composed of compressed anal beads. He fired the analshot and the beads extended on an elastic string towards Sonia. She dodged again, but the anal beads latched onto the balcony banister. Hero used it to launch her way, with a decisive stab to deepthroat Sonia. Instead, she ducked, equipped the bracelet momentarily, and forcibly hopped into Hero. The upwards momentum and grapple rocketed him up and over the railing. Like Kruel, Hero fell.
"Phew, two down. Looks like I'll be claiming all the points, Gamer," Sonia recovered.
"Gamer...Sonia..." the shadow of Shade spoke. His phantasmal image lingered over Gamindorf. Gamindorf became catatonic; the virgin's eyes were rolled into the back of his head and jaw slacked.
Sonia reached out again, "Shade, is that really you? Do you remember me?"
"Distant memories. Forgotten regrets," Shade snarled. The shadow glitched like static noise. It reminded Sonia of the corruption he spread on her UI. Even staring at his darkness invited a border around her sight that darkened and writhed.
"Shade – damn, they blacklisted your real name – listen to me, Shade. Remember how we used to race against each other. We'd motivate one another to excel?" Sonia edged closer to Gamindorf. If she could get close enough, she could...
"Race...excel..." Shade echoed.
"Yeah, the good ol' times. I mean, you'd lose most of the time, but you were practically my equal," Sonia was a few feet from Gamindorf.
"Equal? To me? Nooo..." Shade's tone shifted. "I am the reincarnation of evil. I am the dread that lives in Gamer's heart. I am the ultimate video game pro! I. Am. Sigma!"
Gamindorf burst with darkness that erupted out in a sphere. It plunged tendrils into Sonia, and the pain was searing and blinding. Thankfully, her gem took the damage, and popped out of her before shattering. The force of the darkness knocked Sonia from the balcony and she fell.
"Shit, shit, shit..." Sonia reached out for any means of safety. She was bound for the courtyard, where the body of King Kruel lay in a cratered heap. She gritted her teeth, "It...can't end this way..."
Gamer appeared out of thin air and wrapped his arm around Sonia. With the tome of wisdom open, he teleported them both into the center of the courtyard.
Sonia recoiled, taken aback by the save, "Woah! Sekui! You saved me! Wait, why did you save me?"
"You gave me french fries," Gamer closed the tome and pocketed it. "Besides, I kinda like the fire you light under my ass. It turns me on."
"Baka...don't say stupid things like that," Sonia snorted a laugh, and tried to hide her blush. "Where's everybody else? Is it just you and me?"
Gamer stuck a thumb out towards the other side of the slanted drawbridge, "Sam and Persica are dealing with Ripley and Lord Shellie. Minnie and Asterion went somewhere else on the mountain."
"I'll pretend like I care about these women you mentioned and ask how they are dealing with two dragons?" Sonia asked.
"One's fighting like a badass, the other is schmoozing their fiancé. Those ladies know how to handle bad dragons," Gamer really wasn't necessary over there.
"That's scalies for you," Sonia rolled her eyes.
Gamer glanced up at the fortress balcony. A wild vortex of darkness exuded like a building flame. He simply asked, "Shade?"
"Yeah," Sonia lamented. That's when she spotted Hero dangling from halfway down the fortress wall. He swung lower and lower, using the analshot to reach the courtyard. She hadn't killed him, "Damn, I thought I earned a chunky amount of points."
"I gotta me some dildo," Gamer licked his lips at the enemy.
"I'll just kill steal," Sonia smarmily answered.
Gamer glared at her, "Woman!"