Sam landed the spaceship. Its systems were unstable after Shade's interference. The ship's doors opened up, deposited the trio of blondes, and they jogged over to join Sonia and the pants-less Gamer.
Shade, with the fortress stabilized, took out his zapper and fired upon the group. Gamer mentally directed Anubis to shield them. The summon had enough wingspan to protect everybody.
"Want me to fly up and shoot at him?" Sam asked. In the background, Minnie, thanks to her shell, ducked out to save Hero and drag him towards safety.
Gamer shook his head, "He'd only use his virgin powers to grab your ship. If only we could make him cum."
"Do you really have to make him...you know what? I already know the answer. Why am I even asking?" Persica put it in reverse and backed it up. Her shits and concerns were on vacation at this point. The ray gun's shots hit Hero and burst his chest open. Minnie flinched and gawked, but couldn't pull him away from the other five beams that riddled his newly dead body.
"Gamer, when I fought the guy earlier, I picked up on some weaknesses we can exploit," Sonia gave aid. Minnie quickly glanced about with bugged eyes, to see if anybody noticed her mistake. They hadn't.
Gamer's suspicion intensified like a samurai, as did his eyes and voice, "Go ooon..."
"I'll tell you if you let me kill him," Sonia struck a deal. Minnie left Hero's corpse behind and returned to the others. Shade's obscene amount of projectiles turned it into a pile of mangled elf.
"I knew it!" Gamer barked, his butt cheeks tensing in anger.
An individual shot out from a window in the fortress. Their quick movement was thanks to two broomsticks they flew. Cammy used her sisters' rides to fly over the lava and courtyard.
"How in a jet's set radio is she alive?" Gamer expressed disdain.
"Foolish fools befooled by foolishly foolhardy tomfoolery! Nobody defeats our lord! Ca-Ka-Qa Attackq!" Cammy squawked. She wiggled on the broomsticks and cast sparkly magic down into the lava. This wasn't enough for the lady, so she opened her robe and exposed her bare breasts. She wiggled her source of all her magic and they too sprinkled magic below, "I'm not defective!"
"That's my catchphrase!" Minnie shouted, though Samira interposed an image of an adorable plush Minnie over the real one. Sold in retail stores near you.
"Cammy, no! Lord Shellie is still under Gamindorf's control!" Persica cried out.
Cammy couldn't quite hear, "Gamer's a dork? Yeah, I coulda toldja that, sister."
Shade lined up a hand in his sight next to Cammy. A shadow tendril shot up and, with a flick of the finger, Shade slapped the shellie mage out of the air. She, and all her magic titty dust, landed in the lava pit.
"What magic did the C one have?" Gamer asked.
"Transmutation..." Minnie gulped.
The conkuqtion of magic kuased the magma pit to boil and bubble. A large body of the magma bowed upwards. It rolled across a figure from beneath the molten liquid. Horns sheared through, followed by a wild mane of red hair, and finally the snout of a dragon. The whole volkano quaced from the transformation. Lord Shellie grew to the same size as his fortress, and lorded over the drawbridge and kourtyard.
"Pookie bear!" Persica cried up.
Lord Shellie's eyes flashed with the Proforce marker. Shade laughed maniacally, "Crush them! Make them pop like cherries!"
Lord Shellie haphazardly swung his gigantic arm into the gate of the courtyard. The stone shattered like building blocks. Everybody below dodged the debris. Lord Shellie brought his other arm up and over. He put all his weight into dropping his clawed hand onto the group. Persica and Minnie answered; one with a shrooman shield, and the other with a blue shell. The group stood behind the two as their defenses collided with the meteoric palm. Their combined defense matched the power. They were at a stalemate. The force blew wind like a cyclone's gusts.
Gamer stabilized against the winds. He directed Anubis to attack, but Persica pleaded, "No! It'll kill him!"
"We need a plan, Gamer!" Minnie strained to hold Lord Shellie back.
"That shell of his is way too strong, and now he's a friggin' kaiju!" beads of sweat formed on Gamer's forehead. He tried to think of everybody's skills, abilities, items, and teamwork.
"Do you see now, Gamer?!" Shade called from the heavens. Gamer and his crew gazed up from hell at the Virgin King. He grinned, "You can cheat all you want. You can fuck all you want. Hell, you can win all you want. The only thing that matters is command and conquer. Supremacy is me! Bow to your sigma, and I may spare you!"
Asterion walked into the middle of the group, so deep in thought that he missed the Armageddon all around him.
"Asterion? Where have you been?" Gamer asked.
"Oh, hey, guys. I...woah, what the hell?!" Asterion finally noticed the giga lord.
"How did you get over here? The bridge is down," Sam asked.
"They made a new bridge," Asterion pointed at where the drawbridge used to be. Lord Shellie's league of minions clasped their hands to ankles to form a new bridge over the gap. The rest of them climbed over and swarmed the courtyard.
"We must stop Lord Shellie, in the name of our new queen!" the bowtie shellie led the charge.
"They're helping! Yes!" Minnie celebrated.
Gamer coughed a laugh, "It's time to turn the tables! If they want to help the new queen, then we have to make it official. Samira, hit it!"
Samira tossed on the eurobeat remix of Out of Touch. The minions rushed over and onto Lord Shellie. Some leapt to his blocked claw, while others jumped up to the waist by the cliffside. They were like ants to Lord Shellie, but enough of them started to teeter him. He retracted his claw and let out a mighty roar.
"Obey!" Shade snarled and held up the power glove. He entered a code and hit enter. The shellies, billies, and sniffers continued their ascension on Lord Shellie. They coated him like living chainmail. Their resistance to the Proforce called for confusion. The Alpha Sigma of Betas overworked the enter button, and grew angrier with each failed press, "What?!"
Shade glanced skyward. The Proforce faded from existence. The same thing happened to Lord Shellie. The giant dragon gained back his mind, though he continued to sway from mental exhaustion and the physical weight of his army. Shade no longer had the Proforce, "WHAT?!"
He glared downwards. Gamer met the gaze with a cocky smirk. He held two pieces of the tome of wisdom in either hand. Gamer ripped in half one of the most powerful artifacts in gaming. The vile villain dropped the ruined tome and busted out the Gangnam style.
The Virgin King vibrated with unspeakable volumes of wrath. The final string of sanity broke and he became enraged. The tantrum he threw came with stomps, shrieks, and expletives. He removed the power glove, useless in his eyes now, and smacked it against the balcony railing. The buttons broke free and flung out in different directions, "You can't do that! It's not fair! It's bullshit!"
Shade took out the zapper and fired at Gamer's head. Minnie blocked it with her blue shell. He wanted to unleash more shots to overwhelm them, however, he gasped when he witnessed the developments that progressed during his crash out.
"Nuclear Springboard!" Asterion used his Ultra. He propped Sam on one arm, Sonia on the other, and Persica on Sam's shoulders. With the same intensity of the center of the sun, Asterion launched the ladies at Lord Shellie.
At the apex of the throw, the ladies were eye level with the lulling lord. Persica put a hand back for Sonia to attach the bounce bracelet. Once she did, the princess auto-jumped and bounded from Sam's shoulders. The blue blur and bounty hunter fell back towards the ground.
Persica, meanwhile, shot over to Lord Shellie. When she reached him, she gave the greatest finishing blow a fiancée could receive, "I do."
Minnie exclaimed like the nun she faked being, "I now pronounce you husband and wife!"
Persica pecked Lord Shellie on the lips. His pupils evolved into fluttering hearts. The knock out kiss made him jump backwards from its power. Him and his followers officially fell head over heels for Queen Persica.
With Lord Shellie falling, his trajectory was towards the fortress. Shade's bloodshot eyes widened the closer the lord's taint lowered. He screamed out in agony, "Why is this always my fate?!"
Lord Shellie crushed everything under his giant size. The dark psychic power disconnected and the whole fortress came crashing down. Lord Shellie slowly reverted to his normal size as he disappeared in the destruction. Anubis intercepted the debris and protected the group. Asterion did his job and caught all three ladies as they reached the ground. After a few moments of tinnitus-inducing crumbling, the fortress lay in ruin.