Chapter 151: Kurama's Review of Bubble Tea
Considering Naruto's Shadow Clone, Lord of Heavenless, in Wudi City, there shouldn't be any factors related to a Demon King.
However, he did have one here.
Moryo.
If you were to call it a Demon King, it would be barely acceptable.
At the very least, in the Land of Demons, it was an absolute world-ending Demon King.
Tsk.
Life as a Demon King isn't easy these days.
Add the words 'part-time job' to the mix, and Moryo definitely couldn't escape it.
Better strive to reach number one in performance.
Shine bright for the Land of Demons.
Maybe one day there will be a chance to be released.
Naruto glanced at Jiraiya, who was soaking until he looked like a steamed crab, and put on his clothes.
He planned to change locations to draw cards.
He had accumulated two draws so far; as per his usual practice, he would use one first.
"I'm leaving first. Don't soak for too long, or you might faint."
Naruto pulled the door shut and returned to his room.
Since he had just washed his whole body, there was no need to wash his face separately.
[Drawing card... Congratulations, host, you have obtained an item card.]
[item card: Bubble Tea.]
[Description: Permanent item. Use Chakra to exchange for the corresponding bubble tea. Each attribute represents a different flavor.]
A weapon for gaining weight.
Naruto didn't feel disappointed.
He couldn't get a gold card every single time.
He was only the child of prophecy, not the Child of Fortune.
Being too lucky would shorten one's lifespan. ♡♢ ♦♦
He sank into the Sealing Space.
When Kurama saw him, he gave a soft snort and didn't want to speak.
He was still brooding over the previous incident.
Although he had kicked him back, it wasn't enough to vent his anger.
Moreover, he recalled two instances of sensing malice from a long time ago.
He hadn't found the culprit back then, but thinking about it now, it might very well have been Naruto.
"Kurama."
Naruto raised an eyebrow and used his own Wind attribute to exchange for a cup of bubble tea.
A faint green color showed through the plastic bottle.
Black pearls rolled at the bottom of the bottle.
Though the color was a bit strange, drinks produced by the system shouldn't taste bad.
"Want a drink?"
Naruto placed the bubble tea in front of him and said, "This isn't any worse than cola."
"Impossible!"
Although Kurama wanted to ignore him, he couldn't hold back when cola was mentioned.
Cola is number one in the world, okay?!
What kind of trash do you think dares to compare itself?
"Talk after you've drunk it."
Naruto only wished he had a camera right now; otherwise, he could capture Kurama's 'heroic posture'.
"Fine, since you put it that way, this old man can satisfy you."
Kurama shrank his body and picked up the bubble tea, giving it a sniff first. It had a faint milky fragrance.
He glanced at Naruto, feeling like he was about to be proven wrong.
Stay calm, stay calm.
Kurama bit the straw, and an indescribable sense of refreshment exploded in his mouth.
"Ohhh!"
He couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "It's as if I'm on a high mountain, transformed into a majestic eagle soaring into the sky. The taste of the wind is so rich it won't dissipate. An unprecedented sense of freedom makes one want to shout: Wuhu, take off!"
???
Naruto was a bit dumbfounded.
What's wrong with you?
It's just some bubble tea.
Kurama finished the tea in a few gulps and asked, "Is there more?"
As for his grumpiness, it was nothing in the face of food.
Naruto took out another cup, this one Fire attribute. He wanted to see if this fox's mouth could actually produce something poetic today.
Without any hesitation.
Kurama took a large gulp. Suddenly, his entire face turned bright red, and he opened his mouth to spit out a stream of flames.
Good grief.
No poetry, but flames certainly came out.
He was a flying fox just now, and now he's a fire fox?
Naruto dodged the flame, which wasn't particularly hot.
"So spicy!"
Kurama stuck out his tongue, panting like a dog. "But it feels so good! It's like my whole body has finally reached a moment of explosion after long endurance and a lengthy wait!"
He felt like that sentence was full of things to complain about.
Naruto roughly understood that different attributes meant different flavors.
He thought for a moment and used Kurama's Chakra to exchange for a cup.
His Chakra had no attribute.
Does that mean it has no flavor?
He watched Kurama take a sip, and then a very strange expression appeared on the fox's face.
"What's wrong?" Naruto asked.
"It feels like I'm tasting myself," Kurama said hesitantly.
???
What a terrible description.
Naruto threw the card to him and said, "Play with it yourself. It can make different flavors based on different attributes."
He couldn't be bothered to stay and listen to Kurama's reviews.
As for whether the fox could produce other attributes, Naruto didn't know.
He had his own business to attend to: continuing his cultivation.
The aftermath in the Land of Demons was left to The Fool's Shadow Clone to handle, and naturally, he didn't need to worry about the White Lotus Sect.
The only thing left was the potentially attacking Xuanyuan Group.
But Naruto wondered if they simply couldn't find him?
And those chasing En Yui hadn't come back either.
It was probably because they were busy besieging Wudi City and temporarily lacked the energy to deal with this runaway princess.
Of course, it was also possible they couldn't find her.
Their group had gone from the Land of Fire to the Land of Sea and was now in the Land of Hot Springs.
They moved too fast over too wide an area.
The afternoon passed by.
Besides practicing Sealing Jutsu, Naruto was thinking about how to improve the Flying Thunder God Technique.
He soon realized that one person's strength is limited, so he created a hundred Shadow Clones to fill the entire courtyard.
"What is Teacher doing?"
En Yui noticed his actions and couldn't help but turn her head to look.
Some were sitting cross-legged in meditation, some were hanging upside down from trees, some were pointing their index and middle fingers at their heads, and others were resting their chins on their right hands in deep thought.
"I don't know."
Isaribi shook her head.
This teacher of hers would occasionally act strangely, just like the other teacher, Merlin.
Last time, he even asked her if she knew Jiang Feng.
He said something about 'the moon sets, crows cry, and frost fills the sky'.
This might be the legendary style of a master.
After all, even Jiraiya wasn't as good as him.
When evening came.
A group of Shadow Clones realized that death was imminent.
One of them stepped out, looked at En Yui and Isaribi, and shouted: "My thoughts are sent to the cold stars, unheeded by the people; I offer my blood to Xuanyuan!"
He crashed into the wall and died, shattered to pieces.
Then another one, also looking at En Yui and Isaribi, roared: "I smile as I face the blade, leaving my loyalty and courage to the Kunlun Mountains!"
He took out two blades and stabbed himself.
The third one had only walked a few steps when his expression suddenly changed: "Bastard!"
All the Shadow Clones disappeared.
En Yui and Isaribi looked at each other.
"Teacher, has he been under too much pressure lately?"
"Could it be because we are too stupid?"
The two little lolis began to doubt their lives.
Mainly because the eyes of the first two dying Shadow Clones were full of hope and tragedy, as if they were passing something on.
"..."
Naruto sighed helplessly, digesting the results of the Shadow Clones' day.
Aside from those three drama queens, the rest were normal... yeah, right.
They just didn't have time to perform.
After dinner.
Naruto transformed into Merlin, called the two little lolis over, and began teaching.
For some reason, they were exceptionally serious and hardworking.