Chapter 27 Di Tian: For my lord, I'll eat this shit!
Before him stood a group of enormous creatures, heads bowed, eating.
They are two to three hundred meters long, covered with thick, yellowish-brown scales, and have bony spurs on their backs like mountains. With each breath, the air expelled from their nostrils can blow the rocks on the ground into powder.
Fifth-tier magical beast, Void Earth Armored Dragon!
These are pigs raised by the Ancient Void Dragon Clan, specifically for the younger generation of the clan to practice on or as food.
Although they were just livestock, the aura emanating from each of them was comparable to that of a Limit Douluo in Douluo Continent.
Even the lead dragon, which was dozing off, exuded a terrifying aura.
"This, this is a dragon?"
Di Tian trembled all over, his legs went weak:
"This is clearly an earth-type dragon with ultimate defense!"
"In our Douluo Continent, a soul beast of this level is definitely a regional overlord, and can even rival me!"
"But why are they wearing collars around their necks here? And why are they still eating grass?"
However, before Di Tian could recover from his shock...
An ancient dragon guard responsible for watching over the enclosure walked over, casually tossed him a huge iron shovel taller than himself, and said with a look of disdain:
"Hey, new black lizard."
"What are you looking at? Those are the meat dragons raised on our Ancient Dragon Island. We're going to slaughter two of them tonight to give the young clan leader an extra meal."
"Your task is to clean up the dragon dung in this area."
"Remember this: if you dare to slack off or get the flesh dragon's scales dirty, I'll chop you up and feed you to them!"
"Shovel... shovel manure?"
Di Tian looked at the huge iron shovel, and then at the fleshy dragons that were dozens of times his size. An unprecedented sense of humiliation rushed to the top of his head!
He is the Beast God!
He is the ruler of the Star Dou Great Forest!
You want him to shovel manure for a bunch of pigs?!
"No! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!!"
Di Tian's eyes turned bloodshot as he let out a grief-stricken roar, the remaining Dragon God bloodline within him burning wildly:
"I am the Golden-Eyed Black Dragon King! I am the pride of the dragon race!"
"I will never scoop poop!!"
However, as soon as his roar subsided, the Void Earth Armored Dragon that was feeding nearby seemed to have been disturbed. It turned its head in displeasure and gave the little insect a cold glance with its huge eyes.
Then it raised its enormous dragon claw, which was big enough to blot out the sky, and casually kicked it backward as if shooing away a fly.
Boom!!!
There are no fancy skills, just pure physical strength.
This kick shattered the air, creating a terrifying sonic boom cloud!
"Puff!!"
Before Di Tian could even react, he was kicked away like a cannonball and crashed into a towering pile of dragon dung!
...
Douluo Continent, Star Dou Great Forest, Core Area.
This scene was devastating for the soul beast race.
Lake of Life.
"Di Tian..."
As Gu Yuena watched the Beast God in the light screen being kicked away by a domestic animal and struggling to survive in a pile of dung, her beautiful body trembled violently, and she finally collapsed weakly onto the grass.
"That's Di Tian."
Gu Yuena's voice rang out, and two lines of clear tears slid down her silver hair, dripping into the Lake of Life and creating ripples:
"He is the guardian who accompanied me as I awoke, the Black Dragon King who inherited the claws of the Dragon God and Dragon King."
"In this Douluo Continent, all beasts submit to his command. Even human Limit Douluo have to give him some face."
"But now..."
Gu Yuena pointed at the light screen, her fingers trembling uncontrollably:
"In the eyes of those ancient dragons, he was not even as good as those pigs that only knew how to eat grass."
"Those creatures known as Void Earth Armored Dragons, despite their low intelligence and being mere food, can easily kick our Beast God half to death with a single kick."
"What exactly does our so-called hundreds of thousands of years of cultivation mean?"
Is it a joke?
"Lord Dragon God, if you were still alive, how would you feel seeing your people suffer such humiliation in another world?"
Behind Gu Yuena, the ferocious beasts that usually roamed freely in the Star Dou Great Forest seemed to have lost their souls.
The Dark Gold Terrorclaw Bear, who always defied Di Tian and plotted to usurp the throne, was now lying on the ground, burying its massive head deep in the soil, its whole body trembling like a leaf.
"That's... that's terrifying..."
Xiong Jun's voice was trembling with tears; the instinctive fear made him too afraid to even glance at the light screen.
"Di Tian's defense is stronger than mine, yet he was still crippled by a single kick."
"If I, this clumsy bear, were to go, I'd probably turn into mincemeat if those fleshy dragons sneezed, right?"
"I don't want to go to that world, I just want to raid beehives and eat honey in the Star Dou Great Forest, sob sob sob."
The three-headed red demon mastiff was so terrified it wet itself. Its three heads looked at each other, their eyes filled with horror.
"That's a fifth-tier magical beast? Only fifth-tier?"
"How exactly does that world rank people? A fifth-tier being can crush our Beast God?"
"With our cultivation spanning over two hundred thousand years, wouldn't we have been considered less than a first-tier magical beast in the past? Would we not even have been qualified to be ants?"
The jade swan covered its mouth, tears streaming down its face.
"It's too cruel to make someone as proud as Di Tian shovel manure. It's worse than killing him."
They once believed that as long as they cultivated for 100,000 years, they could transform into humans and become gods.
But now that higher-dimensional world tells them:
Stop dreaming.
Faced with absolute racial oppression, even if you cultivate for a million years, you will only be a slightly larger insect.
...
Battle Through the Heavens, Ancient Dragon Island.
Di Tian emerged from the enormous pile of excrement.
He felt like vomiting, going crazy, and committing suicide.
But when his skin came into contact with the warm, yellowish-white substance, a warm current actually seeped into his body through his pores!
That's pure earth elemental energy!
In just a moment, the bones that had been broken by the kick began to heal!
"This..."
Di Tian was stunned.
He grabbed a handful of dragon dung, feeling the energy contained within it, and his expression on his filthy face was incredibly interesting.
"This energy concentration is actually comparable to the water of the Lake of Life?"
"No! It's even purer than lake water!"
"If I were to cultivate here, even just by smelling these scents..."
"My cultivation level will definitely break through a million years, and I might even be able to reshape my dragon body and evolve into a higher-level dragon!"
For a moment, the humiliation in Di Tian's heart was suppressed by a thought called "it smells so good".
He's been stuck at a bottleneck in Douluo Continent for hundreds of thousands of years.
And here, all you have to do is shovel poop to break through?
"Call..."
Di Tian took a deep breath, and the smell that was mixed with sulfur and stench suddenly turned into the smell of power in his nose.
He silently picked up the huge iron shovel, his eyes hardening.
"Shovel!"
"To become stronger, I'll shovel this shit!"
"If we can bring back just one shovelful, the Lord's injuries can be healed!"
Thus, under the watchful eyes of countless people across the entire Douluo Continent.
The once high and mighty Beast God began to work extremely hard, even shoveling excrement with a touch of piety.
...
On the other side, in the Tagor Desert, at the palace of the Snake-People!
This is a magnificent palace built on an oasis, luxurious and full of exotic charm.
Deep within the royal palace, steam rises from a massive bath paved with the finest warm jade.
Various rare flower petals float on the water, emitting an intoxicating fragrance.
"Splash..."
Queen Medusa's perfect body was immersed in the water, her purple serpentine tail lazily slapping the surface and creating ripples.
She closed her eyes slightly, enjoying this rare moment of tranquility.
Beside the bath, a stunningly beautiful woman, dressed in a tattered red robe and bound tightly by colorful chains, was kneeling on the ground in humiliation, her hands forced to rest on the water inlet at the edge of the bath.
It is Bo Saixi, the High Priest of Poseidon Island!
"The water's gone cold."
Queen Medusa didn't even lift her eyelids; her languid voice carried an undeniable air of command:
"Heat it up. Then filter out the impurities in the water again."
"You..."
Bo Saixi gritted her teeth, her eyes filled with humiliation.
She is a level 99 Limit Douluo, and the spokesperson for the sea!
She used the light of the Sea God only to purify evil; she never used it to filter bathwater for anyone else!
"What? You don't want to?"
Queen Medusa's beautiful eyes snapped open, a chilling glint flashing within them:
"I've heard that the Soul Masters in your world have very tough bones?"
"I just don't know if your bones are harder, or if my Serpent Curse Seal is harder."
As soon as she finished speaking, the colorful collar around Bo Saixi's neck suddenly tightened!
"Ah!!"
In an instant, a piercing pain swept through her entire body; it was the burning poison that was directly affecting her soul!
Bo Saixi convulsed in pain, her noble and beautiful face contorted in agony, and cold sweat poured down her back.
"I... I'll do it! I'll do it!"
Bo Saixi collapsed; in the face of absolute power, so-called dignity was utterly worthless.
She trembled as she circulated the remaining soul power within her body, and the Sea God martial spirit barely condensed into a ball of pure blue light, which she then poured into the bath.
"Sea God, purify..."
With tears streaming down her face, Bo Saixi humbly used the sacred soul skill that was originally meant to protect Poseidon Island in a pool of bathwater.
Buzz!
As the blue light was injected, the water temperature in the bathtub instantly stabilized, the water became crystal clear, and even emitted a faint ocean scent.
"Hmm, that's more like it."
Queen Medusa stretched her waist with satisfaction, letting out a soft groan that made one's blood boil. Then, she casually grabbed a handful of red powder from the jade plate beside her and sprinkled it into the water.
"This is the dregs of a fifth-grade pill, along with the essence blood of a few third-tier magical beasts. Soaking in a bath with it all together is good for your skin."
Residue from medicine? Essence blood?
Bo Saixi was stunned.
As the red powder dissolved into the water, an immense energy surge, so powerful it suffocated her, instantly reached her hands with the flow of water!
Sizzle!
That energy rushed into her body through her pores!
"This, this is..."
Bo Saixi's pupils contracted sharply.
She felt that her level 99 bottleneck, which had kept her stuck for sixty years, had actually loosened under the energy wash of this bathwater!
"The energy contained in mere medicine dregs and bathwater is actually purer than that of the Sea God's divinely bestowed soul ring?"
"How is this possible?!"
Bo Saixi's worldview was shattered, rebuilt, and then shattered again at this moment.
She looked at the pool of bright red water and couldn't help but swallow.
"If, if I could drink a sip of this bathwater..."
"Will I be able to break through level 100? Will I be able to become a god?"
The moment the thought crossed her mind, Bo Saixi herself was startled.
But the body's instincts are honest. She knelt by the bathtub, tears streaming down her face, while secretly circulating her soul power, greedily absorbing every bit of energy overflowing from the water.
So what if you live like a tap?
As long as I can become a god, even bathwater smells good!
...
Douluo Continent, Poseidon Island.
"Splash! Splash!"
The guardians of the seven sacred pillars of Poseidon knelt down one after another.
Sea Dragon Douluo grabbed his hair and let out a devastating wail:
"Great Priest, what are you doing!"
"You were actually stealing someone's bathwater, and why did you look so blissful?!"
"Lord Bo Saixi has completely lost face!!"
Meanwhile, in Spirit Hall.
Qian Daoliu looked at the light screen, and he, who had been crying bitterly, suddenly stopped crying.
He stared blankly at Bo Saixi, his gaze shifting from grief to confusion, and finally to a deep jealousy.
"Energy, that's god-level energy."
"Although Xixi is acting as a tap, her aura is getting stronger!"
"Even bathwater can make people gods..."
"I really want to give that queen a back rub too!"
...
The images flow.
Battle Through the Heavens, Ancient Dragon Island, Dragon Dung Cleaning Area.
Compared to Bo Saixi's humiliation, Di Tian's experience was much more poignant.
In the enormous cesspool, Di Tian was wielding a huge iron shovel that was tens of meters long, frantically shoveling up piles of Void Earth Armored Dragon excrement that were as big as small mountains, just like a hardworking old farmer.
"Heave-ho! Heave-ho!"
Di Tian worked with great enthusiasm, his body covered in yellow and white substances, but he didn't care at all, and even had a strange, excited smile on his face.
Because he discovered a shocking secret!
"There's a great treasure hidden in this shit!"
As Di Tian shoveled, he couldn't help but take a deep breath.
The pungent stench, in his nose, was now more alluring than the fresh air of the Lake of Life.
"With every shovel strike, the poisonous gas it releases is tempering my black dragon body!"
"My dragon scales are hardening! My bloodline is being purified!"
"That Hei Qing wasn't lying to me! This really is a stroke of luck!"
Suddenly, Di Tian scooped up a golden-yellow, not yet fully digested, hard lump.
That was an undigested fourth-grade immortal herb, the Earth Core Tempering Grass!
"Gulp."
Di Tian stared at the remnants of the immortal herb, which were covered in indescribable substances, and his Adam's apple bobbed violently.
In Douluo Continent, he is a proud Beast God who only drinks the purest dew.
But here...
"Never mind! For the Lord, and to become stronger!"
"I'll eat this shit!"
[end of the chapter]