If Kai knew Xiao Wu's inner thoughts at this moment, he would probably scold her a bit.
What is this if not paranoid delusion?
If you were truly so scared, why did you run to the Human world in the first place?
Aren't you crazy?
To be honest, buddy can never understand why a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast that has taken human form, with only a dozen Levels of spirit power, would run off to the Human world to wander. If you're not crazy, who is?
It's a good thing buddy is kind-hearted; if it were anyone else, you'd be the first one killed. It's the same with Tang San's mother; wouldn't it have been difficult for you to Cultivate in the Spirit Beast Forest until maturity before running out to wander? You've lived for so long, what's a few more years?
Xiao Wu: "..."
"Although he's scolding me, how can I refute him..."
Speaking of which, I just remembered, before Xiao Wu became human, as a rabbit... she must have gone through estrus, right? Hmm... I remember rabbits have three to four litters a year, with seven or eight kits per litter?
Alright, alright, then how many litters must Xiao Wu have had before? It's possible that all the rabbits in the Star Dou Great Forest are somewhat related to her... So, in that case, how is she a pure maiden? She's clearly a 100,000-year rogue rabbit!
Seeing this, Ning Rongrong could no longer hold back, and the water in her mouth directly sprayed out.
Zhu Zhuqing was also stifling her laughter.
"But I really didn't expect Xiao Wu to be a Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beast..." Zhu Zhuqing thought to herself.
With this, she also had some guesses as to why Xiao Wu's attitude towards Tang San had done a complete 180. Could it be that Xiao Wu discovered Tang San had ill intentions towards her? Or did Tang San deceive her?
In the Star Dou Great Forest.
"Ah!!!!"
Xiao Wu, furious, frantically threw stones into Star Lake. Kai had practically driven her mad.
What do you mean, rabbits have several litters a year?!
This old lady is a rabbit that has definitely kept her factory settings!
Your whole family has seven or eight kits in one litter!
"100,000-year rogue rabbit? What kind of strange nicknames are these... This Kai is really annoying. If he dares to come to the Star Dou Great Forest, I will definitely have Er Ming beat him to a pulp!"
At this moment, a huge bull's head emerged from Star Lake, looking at Sister Xiao Wu with a resentful gaze and saying, "Sister Xiao Wu, you've already given me a head full of bumps. What's wrong with you?"
"I'm sorry, Da Ming, I was thinking about some annoying things."
Xiao Wu smiled apologetically.
"Sister Xiao Wu, are you still angry at that guy named Tang San? Hmph, I'll go to that Shrek Academy tomorrow and kill him!"
The Titan Giant Ape on the side said coldly.
After Xiao Wu returned here, she told Da Ming and Er Ming how Tang San had deceived her. These two immediately couldn't hold back and wanted to go trouble Tang San. How dare he deceive Xiao Wu, and for nothing other than her spirit ring and Soul Bone?!
"Er Ming, if you go to human society, it will truly cause panic," Xiao Wu quickly advised.
Once a Spirit Beast of Er Ming's Level appeared, it would definitely cause panic, and even lead to an all-out war between humans and Spirit Beasts.
"Then we just let that guy off? Sister Xiao Wu, didn't you say that Tang San has a Titled Douluo father? I think he must have known your identity long ago, but he deliberately wanted to get close to you just to make it easier for him to create an 'accident' later, so that you would willingly sacrifice yourself to him."
Er Ming was filled with righteous indignation, wishing he could go and smash Tang San to death right now.
"No matter what, thanks to Kai, I was able to see Tang San's true character in time. Now that I have returned to the Star Dou Great Forest, I will never have any relationship with Tang San in the future."
Xiao Wu said coldly.
Da Ming then spoke, "Sister Xiao Wu, is that Kai you mentioned really trustworthy... He is a member of Spirit Hall..."
"We are naturally irreconcilable with Spirit Hall, but he, it seems, is different from the other people in Spirit Hall."
...I wonder if I'll have a chance to see the Titan Giant Ape and the Sky Azure Bull Python when I go to the Star Dou Great Forest tomorrow. Aren't those two guys completely brainless too? You like Xiao Wu but you don't say anything, and you're worried about Xiao Wu going to human society but you don't stop her?
And what happened? Xiao Wu sacrificed herself to Tang San, and you two also sacrificed yourselves to Tang San. Although you were later resurrected, ten thousand years later you still had to go to the Clear Sky Sect to help Tang San take care of his child. Oh, right, that child whose Soul was torn apart. Big brothers, you two are Hundred Thousand Year Spirit Beasts, how did you end up as nannies?
Otherwise, why do I say that these two were coaxed by Tang San like obedient grandchildren? Xiao Wu is definitely flat-chested and brainless, dragging her whole family into it, and in the end, tens of thousands of years later, she died of illness herself!
Don't tell me, I actually want to hear that... what was it...
Resurrect! My love!!!
What a mess, this love-struck brain needs to be cured! Just stay in the Star Dou Great Forest and have three litters a year, seven or eight kits per litter!
..."..."
Xiao Wu's face instantly darkened.
"Da Ming, Er Ming like me?" Xiao Wu looked at Da Ming and Er Ming in disbelief. All this time, she had treated Da Ming and Er Ming as her younger brothers, but it turns out you two wanted to pursue me?
And you two are brothers, yet you both like me?
What does that mean?
"No, I've always treated them as family."
Xiao Wu shook her head, then saw the content that followed and began to doubt life. She couldn't believe that following Tang San would lead to such absurd things.
Da Ming and Er Ming even had to take care of a child?
And it was the child whose Soul Tang San had split into several parts?
And she herself died again tens of thousands of years later? What is this, playing resurrection games?
"Tang San, you..."
Xiao Wu clenched her fists tightly, recalling the intimate moments she once shared with Tang San. Xiao Wu only felt nauseous. Now, she deeply regretted her stubbornness in insisting on going to human society back then, otherwise she wouldn't have met such an idiot as Tang San!
"Although Kai is sharp-tongued, he doesn't seem to have any ill intentions towards me. So... does he also have a way to change Da Ming and Er Ming's fate...?"
Xiao Wu sat by Star Lake, deep in thought.
What she didn't notice was that not far away, an incredibly disheveled black-robed figure slowly appeared in the night, his gaze fixed on Xiao Wu. Then, the black-robed figure vanished, perfectly blending into the night...
Host has completed the 'Complaint Diary' creation, obtaining a second martial soul: Desolation, and a second spirit ring! Lifespan: one hundred fifty thousand years!
Kai, who had been dozing off, immediately lost all his sleepiness, listening in disbelief to the reward the System gave him. He already had a second spirit ring so quickly? And it was a hundred fifty thousand year one. As expected, it was another day of continuous strengthening!
"Brother Xun, your choice to save the country through literature was so right. I truly feel it now: only through literature can one save the country and become stronger!"