Chapter 29 Zhou Yi begins teaching again in the dark world, and the Soul Masters can't hold back anymore!
Beyond the sky, a dark world.
The discussions surged like a tidal wave, and this time, public opinion completely turned against them.
"They're both Zhou Yi, so why is there such a big difference?"
One parent said indignantly.
"Zhou Yi from the White World teaches according to aptitude, even personally instructing on meridian circulation, and can even produce divine-level cultivation techniques. What else can Zhou Yi on our side do besides corporal punishment?"
"Don't mention Zhou Yi, I think the root of the problem lies with Xuanzi."
Another Soul Master snorted coldly, his gaze sweeping disdainfully toward Shrek City.
"Bai Xuanzi was able to create the Supreme Heavenly Soul Technique, but what about our Xuanzi? Besides drinking and eating chicken legs, what contributions has he made to the Soul Master world all these years?"
"Exactly! That guy should be called 'Lord of the Sea God Pavilion,' while ours... well, 'Lord of the Rice Bucket Pavilion' is more like it!"
A cacophony of insults and mockery rose and fell, causing the veins on Xuanzi's forehead to bulge as he crushed the chicken leg in his hand into a pulp.
"Outrageous! Utterly outrageous!"
Xuanzi was so angry that he trembled all over. He took a big gulp of wine, trying to suppress the anger in his heart.
"I've risked my life for the academy for so many years, how could I be considered a good-for-nothing? We Shrek Academy have real strength! We just haven't shown it yet! Just wait and see, sooner or later we Black Shrek Academy will definitely have our day to shine!"
Just then, the image on the sky suddenly froze, followed by a blur.
"What's going on? Is it stuck?"
The audience, who were engrossed in the dark world, paused for a moment before realizing that the perspective was about to change!
"No! I want to see other things in the White World!"
"Who wants to watch those high-blood-pressure-inducing plots from the Dark World?! Switch back now!"
"Protest! Strong protest! We want to see the beautiful white world, and we refuse to watch the depressing content of the black world!"
In the square, countless Soul Masters waved their fists and protested loudly; the scene was even more fervent than when they were fighting against evil Soul Masters.
However, it is clear that Tianmu has no intention of listening to the opinions of the masses.
A line of cold, impersonal text slowly appeared:
[The comparison continues.]
[Next up is—The Dark World, Shrek Academy!]
"well..."
A unified sigh echoed across the entire continent, a sigh of helplessness in the face of the impending "torture".
...
The scene shifts, and the perspective changes.
[The familiar Shrek Square, the familiar old face like withered tree bark.]
[Zhou Yi, still dressed in gray cloth, wore a wrinkled mask that made her look sinister and mean.]
"vomit--"
Someone couldn't help but make a vomiting gesture, "My eyes! I just got used to seeing the intellectual and beautiful female teachers in the white world, and suddenly I'm shown this? Who can stand it!"
"That's right! Give us back that beautiful Zhou Yi! Who wants to see this old woman!"
"I bet that old hag is up to something again. I haven't forgotten about how she inexplicably expelled those students earlier."
The viewers' comments and criticisms seemed to float in the air as if they were tangible.
[In the scene, Zhou Yi coldly surveyed the surviving trainees and said in a stiff tone:]
"Alright, you have fifteen minutes to go back, shower, and change. Then assemble in the classroom. Anyone who is late will be expelled!"
After saying that, she turned and left without uttering another word.
Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong exchanged a glance, not daring to delay, and quickly ran back to their dormitory to wash up, then rushed to the freshman class classroom without stopping.
Soon, everyone was seated in the classroom.
Zhou Yi stood on the podium, picked up the chalk, and wrote two large characters on the blackboard in a very messy handwriting—
[Offense and defense.]
"Huh? That's it?"
The Soul Masters of the Underworld stared wide-eyed, waiting for what would follow.
"I know that many of you may have some resentment towards me."
Zhou Yi braced herself on the podium, her gaze icy. "But I don't care. Trash should get out of Shrek Academy! Even if I don't expel them, they'll be eliminated sooner or later anyway. I'm just making them realize their limitations sooner."
"Alright, enough chit-chat, let's begin today's lesson."
As she spoke, she casually pointed at Wang Dong: "You, stand up. Tell me, among all types of Soul Masters, which tend to be offensive, and which tend to be defensive?"
Wang Dong paused for a moment, then stood up and answered with some definitions from the textbook.
Zhou Yi nodded, then shook her head, and began to explain some theories about soul tools and the so-called "attack blurring."
"In the future world of Soul Masters, simply being a Soul Master is outdated. We must learn to combine Soul Tools..."
This theoretical explanation lasted for several tens of minutes, and the content was so basic that even a shabby elementary school on the roadside could teach it.
Finally, Zhou Yi waved her hand dismissively:
"Alright, that concludes the theory lesson. For the next three months, our training will focus on only one thing—physical fitness!"
"Every afternoon, everyone go to the track and run laps! How can you withstand powerful soul force without a strong physique? get out of class dismissed!"
After he finished speaking, the image froze again.
...
quiet.
A deathly silence.
The Soul Masters of the Underworld stared wide-eyed, as if their jaws had dislocated.
That's... that's it?
Is this the teaching method of Shrek Academy, which is known as the "Number One Academy on the Mainland"?
This was the first lesson taught by Zhou Yi, the legendary "devil teacher" who was not only strict but also had extremely high teaching standards.
"Pfft—Hahahaha!"
Finally, someone couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"I can't take it anymore! This is hilarious! Is this the teaching level of Black Shrek?"
"Write down 'attack' and 'defense,' ask two idiotic questions, say something even a three-year-old knows, like 'you need to combine it with a soul tool,' and then go run laps?"
"This is what you call teaching? This is what you call a teacher? The private schoolmaster at the village entrance teaches much more profound things than her!"
A theoretical master who had just been awestruck by Bai Shijie's "Supreme Heavenly Soul Technique" was now trembling with rage, pointing at the sky and cursing loudly:
"Misleading the youth! Absolutely misleading the youth!"
"Look at what Zhou Yi from the White World is teaching! Meridian circulation! Attribute conversion! Divine-level cultivation techniques! Teaching according to aptitude!"
"And look at what this old woman is teaching? Running! Running! And it's fucking running!"
"Physical fitness is certainly important, but does it really need to be taught by these so-called 'famous teachers'? Every Soul Master knows how important physical health is!"
"It's like one is teaching you how to build a nuclear bomb, and the other is teaching you how to do calisthenics. They're not even in the same league!"
The stark contrast in their perceptions instilled a sense of humiliation and anger in the Soul Masters of the underworld, as if their intelligence had been insulted.
The Shrek Academy they once admired now seemed like a huge makeshift troupe, utterly ridiculous and laughable.
Another wave of sighs arose.
"It still has to be Shrek from the White World!"
"What is this Dark World Shrek?!"
"That's so stupid!"
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