At last, Arashi and Lao Cai arrived at the gates of the Second Treasure Navy headquarters.
Standing at the entrance, Lao Cai shrank his neck a little and called out nervously,
"Mr. Arashi?"
"Go on,"
Arashi replied with a squinting smile, nodding.
"Alright then…"
Lao Cai stepped forward, took a deep breath, and shouted at the top of his lungs:
"HUO LISHA! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!"
Passersby immediately stopped and turned to look.
"Boss Cai?!"
"Is that marriage rumor real? Damn, this is gonna be good—quick, come watch!"
Within moments, dozens of onlookers gathered around.
"HUO LISHA! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!"
As the crowd grew, Lao Cai's confidence surged, and he shouted even louder, acting outrageously bold.
"Boss Cai is badass!"
"He's giving her a pre-marriage warning, huh?"
"Worthy of the future leader of the Happo Navy!"
"Go, Boss Cai!!"
Just as his second shout echoed, the tightly shut gates burst open.
Dozens of suited members of the Second Treasure Navy poured out and lined up on both sides.
Then—
Huo Lisha stepped out.
Heavily made-up, more "manly" than most men, she swaggered forward with her thick waist swaying.
"Oh my, isn't this Lao Cai?"
she sneered.
"You've got guts coming to my doorstep shouting like that. Tired of living?"
A chair was quickly brought over. Huo Lisha sat down, crossed her legs, and looked every bit like a mafia boss.
Lao Cai gulped unconsciously.
"Speak,"
Huo Lisha said lazily, staring at him.
"Thought it through? Ready to marry me? If so, go prepare. I can't wait to share a bed with you."
Encouraged by Arashi's gaze, Lao Cai stepped forward boldly.
"Let's have a match! If you win, I'll do whatever you say. If you lose—you listen to me!"
"Hahaha! You think you can beat me?"
Huo Lisha laughed loudly.
From childhood till now, Lao Cai had always been the one getting beaten. Even though he had grown strong, she didn't believe he stood a chance.
"You just answer—do you accept or not?"
Lao Cai stepped closer, face serious.
"If you lose, after marriage, everything centers around me. You listen to me in all things!"
"Fine!"
Huo Lisha stood up, facing him head-on.
"If I lose, even if you tell me to die, I won't hesitate! But if you lose—you become my slave from now on!"
"Deal!"
"Deal!"
Lao Cai quickly stepped back, excited.
"Best of three! First round—rock-paper-scissors! Let's go!"
The crowd froze.
Huo Lisha froze.
Everyone stared at Lao Cai in disbelief.
"Boss Cai is… switching from martial to mental combat?"
"Are you trying to kill us with laughter? The future leader playing this?"
"Shut up!"
Lao Cai glared at the crowd, then looked at Huo Lisha.
"What, scared?"
"Scared?!"
Huo Lisha's eyes widened as she rolled up her sleeves.
"Let's go!"
No matter what it was—game or fight—fear didn't exist in her dictionary.
And so—
Two future leaders of major forces began a game of rock-paper-scissors in front of a crowd.
"Haha! You lost!"
After three rounds, Lao Cai won 3–0.
Huo Lisha clenched her fists, furious.
"That doesn't count! Again!"
Lao Cai, now brimming with confidence, grinned.
The "口诀" Arashi taught him? Totally worked.
Well… not really.
The real reason he won was that he always played a split second later than her—just enough to counter whatever she threw.
"Fine, fine!"
Now confident, Lao Cai waved it off.
"Those were just warm-ups. Now the real match—no cheating!"
"Stop talking!"
Huo Lisha snapped impatiently.
"Rock-paper-scissors, go!"
She clearly had experience with the game—but still lost.
This time, however, she didn't cheat.
Instead, she stared at Lao Cai with a hint of anticipation.
"You win this round. What's the second?"
"If I win the next one, I win the whole match,"
Lao Cai said calmly.
"And then I decide everything about the marriage. I'll be the head of the household!"
Huo Lisha nodded boldly.
"I said I'd keep my word. Do I look like someone who goes back on it?"
"That's true!"
"Everyone knows Huo Lisha keeps her word!"
"Boss Cai, win this and she's yours!"
The crowd cheered.
Despite her domineering nature, Huo Lisha was known for one thing—
She never broke her promises.
"Alright."
Lao Cai grinned.
Then dropped a bombshell:
"For the second round—we compete in peeing! Whoever pees farther wins!!!"
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