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Chapter 55 - Sis, don't hit me!

"Can you tell me, what exactly are you?"

"How much do you actually know about Lion El'Jonson?"

Guilliman's cute gaze was fixed on the other party; although there was a hint of seriousness in his eyes, Guilliman's cute appearance now held no majesty.

Even when Guilliman threw a tantrum now, he could only pout like an angry child.

Sicarius could only stifle a laugh when he saw this scene.

His own Primarch was the cutest in the universe!

"Are you talking about Sister Lion? Sister Lion is actually quite nice; he often plays games with me!"

"And Sister Lion is really good at games!"

"His reaction speed is incredibly fast. We can often control the Astartes or Iron Men soldiers under our command to beat up those damned Chaos traitors!"

The machine spirit girl, who looked like a maid, said this, and Guilliman felt slightly relieved.

Judging by what the other party said, it seemed that this guy, known as the Mother of All Machines, was often with Lion to deal with Chaos traitors!

"Phew!"

Perhaps it was because the pressure had been too great recently, but Guilliman actually let out a small sigh of relief at this moment.

"Wait a second, can you tell me why you call him Sister Lion?"

"Is the Lion you and I speak of really the same Lion? I don't recall that I should be calling him Sister Lion!"

Sicarius didn't know why, but at this moment, he suddenly wanted to cover his ears.

He felt like he had heard something truly heaven-defying; perhaps it wasn't just his Primarch who had become a mother!

"Yay, you're talking about Sister Lion!"

Alice revealed an innocent smile.

In the scene, she was just a cute maid holding a broom, looking harmless and without any danger.

Perhaps because of Caleb's mental distortion, Guilliman was still very trusting of Alice's words now.

Guilliman's previous caution and rationality were gone at this moment.

At the very least, Guilliman could listen to what Alice had to say now.

"It seems Sister Lion hasn't told you about me!"

"That's true, Sister Lion was furious for several days after you hung up on him!"

"When I played Space Marine with him before, I lost several games!"

"During that time, he played games like he had an aimbot; he was especially angry!"

"Eh?" Guilliman suddenly jumped. He suddenly remembered that he had indeed heard a strange female voice from that phone booth before.

At the time, he had suspected whether there was any connection, but now it seemed things were not that simple.

Hanging up on Lion—

Honestly, Guilliman was already starting to fear whether Lion would rush over to breathe on him!

Guilliman was even wondering if he should return to Terra in his current state. What if Lion was waiting for him on Terra, ready to beat him up?

Without Sanguinius, how could he possibly deal with the breathing cat?

If a conflict arose with Lion this time, there would be no peacemaker left in the middle!

Through chatting with Alice, Guilliman understood the current situation.

Especially upon learning that the Dark Angels' reinforcements were about to arrive, he felt a sense of relief!

Ah, as expected, his good brother from the past, now a good sister, would still look after him.

At the very least, the Dark Angels of the First Legion were already on their way. Perhaps if he could hold Ultramar, he could perform a pincer attack with the First Legion.

At that time, no matter how many bugs came, they could be dealt with!

"By the way, Alice, since you said you were created by Father, then strictly speaking, you can be considered our younger sister!"

"Although I don't know why you can control the machine spirit!"

"But do you have the ability to contact Lion now?"

Upon learning that the Primarch intended to contact the Primarch of the First Legion, Sicarius felt only excitement and shock.

Excitement that the Imperium had finally welcomed the return of two Primarchs; this way, the originally broken Imperium had finally welcomed a turn for the better that hadn't been seen in ten thousand years.

Shocked that, from what he understood now, whether it was Lion on the Dark Angels' side or Guilliman on the Ultramarines' side, both had become girls. Both Chapter Primarchs had become girls.

This was absolutely huge news for the current Imperium.

"Bang bang kabang!"

"Since Sister Guilliman has this need, then I will naturally help you contact Sister Lion!"

"Ah, right, I have already contacted Sister Lion, but Sister Lion seems to want to talk to you in person. I have already sent your coordinates!"

"Sister Lion is even warming up his muscles now!"

"He said he wants to 'love' Sister Guilliman properly!"

"What? Warming up his muscles?"

Guilliman's brain crashed for a moment. It wasn't until a forest suddenly appeared in front of him that he realized his ship seemed to have been invaded by some kind of Warp power!

"Slap!"

A pair of childish palms stretched out from the jungle and suddenly slammed onto Guilliman's head!

Originally, Lion had come here intending to give Guilliman a resounding slap, but as soon as he reached out his hand, he realized Guilliman was a bit short, so he could only flick his forehead!

"Ahhhhh!"

Guilliman's head was knocked, and he immediately screamed.

Guilliman's current stats were very different from Lion's. The awakening level of the Emperor's sword was not high, and the signal was bad. In a frontal battle, he might really not be as good as Lion!

Meanwhile, because this area was already in the shadow of the Warp, the Emperor could not directly take over the account, nor could he favor either side.

This resulted in Guilliman's stats being exposed, and he was flicked on the forehead right in front of Sicarius.

"Guilliman!"

An angry voice came from the other side of the jungle.

When all the vines behind him disappeared, Guilliman finally spotted a girl whose aura was very similar to Lion's!

The girl stood with her hands on her hips and directly lifted up Guilliman, who had become a loli!

"Fine, fine, fine. Sister Guilliman, your wings have hardened, right? You even dare to hang up on your sister's phone, right?"

"I'm going to beat you up offline along the network cable today!"

"It seems I must teach you a lesson today so you won't dare to hang up on your big sister's phone in the future!"

Seeing this, Caleb could only say that as expected of Lion.

Being tsundere and hot-tempered was truly flawless.

Upon seeing Guilliman, he didn't show dislike or reminisce; he just picked him up to teach him a lesson. How loving!

"Let go of Lord Guilliman!"

Sicarius naturally could not sit by and watch someone grab his Primarch.

Even if the other party was very likely the Primarch of the Dark Angels, it wouldn't do!

He was a sinner among the Ultramarines now. If he really let his Primarch leave with a bruised face, Calgar would probably kill him later!

"Hah, your brat is not bad, quite courageous!"

"I seem to have heard Azrael say that this is one of the three heroes of your Ultramarines Chapter, right?"

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

"Courage is commendable, but pay attention next time!"

While being tsundere, the Lion King completely forgot that his current body type was also just a young woman.

Guilliman really couldn't reach his knees when jumping.

But—Lion wasn't much better; even if he jumped up with his greatsword, he couldn't reach his chest!

With a bang!

Sicarius became the only person among the Ultramarines to witness Lion's way of expressing motherly love.

His entire body was thrown over the shoulder by Lion and almost smashed into the wall.

The Ultramarines' huge body was thrown away by the other party like a sandbag.

"Holy crap!"

Sicarius could only stand up again, attempting to snatch back his Primarch.

However, after seeing that Lion was just playing with his mother's face, Sicarius instantly switched to eating melon mode.

"Forget it!"

"I won't hold it against you this time!"

"Next time the phone booth rings, answer Sister's and Dad's calls!"

"Our Dad doesn't even know how many calls he's made!"

"You even dare to hang up on Dad's call, Guilliman, you really have guts!"

"Ah, this?" Guilliman was put down, and his short legs finally touched the ground again.

Guilliman was particularly depressed now. Not only had he turned into a loli, but he was also a head shorter than his big sister.

Now he had really turned into a maggot on the side of the road.

Although he was stronger than ordinary children in terms of strength, he was still too far behind someone like Lion.

"Wait. Is that blue robot really a nanny robot sent by Father?"

"Could it be? Is this thing the reinforcement sent by Father? Did Father know long ago that my Ultramar was invaded by bugs?"

"Doraemon, right?"

Guilliman shook his head, indicating that he didn't know the answer.

However, after Lion saw Doraemon locked in a cage, he instantly understood why his dad scolded Guilliman so harshly!

Lion rubbed his forehead, looking helpless—

Often, Guilliman's ability to obtain information was really quite poor.

Couldn't he let Doraemon finish speaking?

Doraemon was such an awesome cheat, and Guilliman used it like this!

His dad lending Doraemon to Guilliman was simply a waste of talent.

In front of the two, the Lion King directly released Doraemon.

And it was the moment the Lion King released Doraemon that Caleb could finally release all the abilities he had deployed in Ultramar.

"Waaaaah~ Lion!"

"You are still the best!"

"I was caught by your sister as soon as I came over!"

"He wouldn't even give me dorayaki; he's too heartless!"

The released Doraemon immediately hugged Lion's thigh and burst into tears.

The sight of this blue cat crying really left the current Lion speechless.

"Alright, let go!"

"You're disgusting!"

"Doraemon, you should still have useful gadgets in your pocket!"

"I wonder if you have those peach boy dumplings?"

"If we feed the peach boy dumplings to the bug mother of this fleet, would it be useful?"

Hearing that Lion had a request for him, Doraemon immediately stood up, patted his four-dimensional pocket, and guaranteed.

"Oh, Lion, don't worry!"

"That peach boy dumpling will definitely satisfy you. As long as the target is not a human, and not some weird thing, and has a physical form, it will definitely listen to you!"

"As long as you tell it to go east, it will never disobey!"

"I am also a top-tier nanny robot from the Dark Age of Technology, after all!"

"Except for being a little afraid of mice, I really have no shortcomings!"

Mentioning this, Lion had black lines all over his head.

He even couldn't help but reveal a secret in front of Guilliman.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, no shortcomings, but when you saw a mouse, you almost blew up my homeworld with WMDs!"

"My dad is really something, why would he put things like cyclone torpedoes in your pocket? You really scared me to death!"

Hearing this, both Guilliman and Sicarius were startled.

Guilliman's brain even went blank for a moment, finding it hard to believe that such terrifying cyclone torpedoes could be pulled out of that small pocket.

If a cyclone torpedo exploded at Hera Fortress, Macragge would be finished.

Without the protection of void shields, one cyclone torpedo would truly end the entire planet.

"Peach boy dumplings!"

Doraemon took out the previous gadget from his pocket. This peach boy dumpling was very effective on Yvraine, so it must be effective on the bug mother of the swarm.

Caleb did not come forward to stop Lion's decision.

Although Doraemon did have some better gadgets, after understanding Lion's thoughts, Caleb silently gave a like.

[Caleb: Little Lion, you have good ideas. Are you planning to subdue the bug mother for your own use?]

[However, Guilliman probably won't believe that the current Doraemon is so magical. Perhaps the next battle will still require you to do it yourself!]

[Lion: It's fine!]

Lion glanced at the stunned Guilliman, then secretly rejoiced in his heart.

[Lion: I'm much more useful than Guilliman now, right?]

[Look, a while ago, Dad, you were so angry!]

[As the sword of the Imperium, it's up to me to save the Imperium. As for this guy Guilliman, he can just go back and work overtime properly. I won't manage the Imperium's government affairs!]

It would have been better if this little Lion hadn't mentioned it; Caleb got angry as soon as it was mentioned.

At that time, not only was Caleb a little angry, even the Emperor couldn't help but raise his palm, preparing to give Lion a psychic slap.

Of course, if we have to say it, Guilliman was more extreme; Guilliman really ate a psychic slap.

When it comes to Chinatown operations, Guilliman really deserves the credit!

"Guilliman, this is Doraemon's dumpling. With this kind of thing, as long as it's a non-human alien race, it can be controlled!"

"In this battle, if your Macragges Glory can approach the mother ship, then we just need to rush in and feed the bug mother inside the mother ship a dumpling, and we can directly control the entire mother ship!"

"At that time, the crisis of your Macragge can be solved!"

"You happen to have the infinite corn that I scattered outside before. With the bugs for our use, plus this endless biomass!"

"Even if the main force of the swarm comes, they will have to roll back!"

"Just this?" Guilliman pointed to the few small pills in the plastic bag.

Guilliman always felt that his sister now seemed a bit unreliable.

It wasn't to say that his sister's combat power was not good now.

But his sister's next plan seemed a bit too certain about the gadgets in his hand!

What if the gadgets didn't work? How to retreat unscathed?

If this control was time-limited, what if these bugs touched the endless biomass? Wouldn't that be a disaster?

At this moment, Guilliman felt that he still had to keep a backup plan.

After all, Guilliman was too rational in the current warhammer 40k, which made him incompatible with other brothers and sisters.

"I actually think that fighting like this is very risky. Boarding the bug nest mother ship directly is no different from suicide!"

"Of course, Sister Lion, if you insist on doing this, I will support you!"

"However—perhaps when your Dark Angels arrive, the probability of success will be higher!"

"Here we go again!"

The Lion King felt his anger rise upon hearing this sentence.

Too classic, too classic, this was Guilliman's circular logic again!

Guilliman often said these strange things to brush him off. On the surface, he cared about the relationship, but in reality, it sounded really timid!

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