"Hogwarts is the greatest, greatest, greatest Mage School in the world!" Dean shouted excitedly.
"Hahaha, impossible! Repin is the best Mage Academy," Soron said, falling into his usual habit of arguing seriously with children. "I've never even heard of 'Hog-something-warts.'"
"That's your problem."
At this, Soron's brow furrowed. 'This kid is something else.'
The parents felt a rush of blood to their heads, certain that this was the end for them.
"Oh? Then what makes Hogwarts so great?"
"Uh, it has the most powerful headmaster of all time, Headmaster Dumbledore!"
"Never heard of him. I know every Legendary Mage worth their salt. Who in the world is Dumbledore?"
"Umm…"
Dean also realized that while Hogwarts was a real place, the people in it seemed to be fictional characters from a novel.
'Who were the important people at the Deepwater City Hogwarts again?'
He struggled to remember, then said, "There's also Professor El, the best Mage among the Elves."
"Hm?"
