"Dad, stop messing around! We're on a battlefield."
"Besides, I have so many brothers and sisters. They gave you grandkids a long time ago. Who knows how many great-grandkids you have by now."
"That's different. Among all your siblings, only the fifth one is an elite hero. The other monkeys haven't even been promoted to hero rank."
"Right now, you're my only son who's a Legendary Hero. That excellent... that... what's the word..."
"Genes!" Yuan Xiaobo rolled his eyes.
"Right! The excellent genes must be passed down!"
"Dad, if you keep this up, I'm going to the Glacier World when we get back."
"If I meet someone suitable, I'll get married."
"Bah! Your standards for 'suitable' are way too high! She has to fit your aesthetic, look good in both monkey and human form, and be a Legendary Hero just like you. How are you supposed to find someone like that in our territory?"
"No way. Those are my minimum requirements. If her rank is too low, she won't be pleasing to the eye."
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