Once upon a time, there was a boy. That boy was a normal kid, who lived a normal life and grew up normally. He entered into a normal university and lived the normal life of a normal university student, until, one day, he found himself fighting a Jiangshi.
Now, he was looking at a grave robber face to face and had no idea what to do.
[This must be the Jiangshi's master!]
[Kill him!]
[Kill him! x2]
[Kill him! x3]
[Kill him x4]
The bald guy warily looked at Xiao Shen and took a step back. "Who are you?!"
He had just seen this fellow bounce in from God knows where, creating a deep trench. First, he was completely shocked at such an entrance. Then, before he had the time to rejoice that he had found a fresh corpse to turn into a Jiangshi, Xiao Shen had stood up and was relatively unharmed!
How the f*ck could a normal human survive such?!
At the very least, one was supposed to have a broken spine and become paralyzed!
Old Baldy grabbed the corpse on his shoulder tight just in case he needed to escape.
This corpse was the freshest one in this cemetery and he had spent a lot of time digging in order to find her!
[###: I am offering +10 strength pills for you to finish off that guy!]
[###: Corpse abusers are truly despicable! Kill him, anchor!]
[Look, he's holding the corpse by the butt!]
[Eww! Disgusting! Quickly kill him, Anchor!]
[Kill him! x2]
[Kill him! x3]
[Kill him! x4]
[Kill him! x5]
The corners of Xiao Shen's lips twitched.
Did these fellows not know that laws exist?!
The Jiangshi was something else, but if he were to wantonly murder this bald uncle, would he not spend his life in jail?!
He could already see the headlines trending on CCTV:
［Shocking! University student murders man in cemetery!］
Such a thing would make his poor mom weep to death!
Old Baldy saw that Xiao Shen had no aura whatsoever and did not seem powerful in any way. Thus, he decided to be a bit more intimidating.
"Hey! I asked who you were! Talk now or don't blame this senior for dealing a heavy hand!"
"Uh, I'm somebody..." Xiao Shen pursed his lips and continued to look at the man without speaking further. It was not like he would reveal his real name and details to a stranger he did not know.
Somebody...
Somebody...
F*ck, who the hell wasn't somebody!
Was this guy toying with him?!
"Who the f*ck do you think you are!" Old Baldy yelled, shaking his fist.
Then, he calmed down. He bent his back and cupped his fists. "I am Mu Laoban. My dao name is Zombie Master Mu. May I know who YOU are?"
It was common sense that some sneaky fellows would restrain their auras and go about annoying cultivators so that they would provoke someone into fighting them. Then, once the fight was ongoing, they would unleash their aura and reveal their high cultivation level, before proceeding to massacre the unfortunate fellow and their clan!
He could not antagonize this guy until he was sure that he was not an expert pretending to be a bot!
"Eh? Dao name?" Xiao Shen raised a brow and tilted his head slightly. "Oh! Are you a cultivator?!"
He had just experienced the strangest things today. If suddenly being able to carry out regression could not faze him, finding out that cultivators were real would not faze him either!
"....." Old Baldy blinked in surprise. "You... You are a normal person?"
Even expert cultivators pretending to be bots could not fake being a normal person!
He instantly spread his mental energy out towards Xiao Shen, and, answering his own question, there was not even the most infinitesimal amount of spiritual energy!
"F*ck! You really are a normal person!"
Old Baldy yelled out in a rage.
When he thought about how he had bowed to an ordinary mortal, he felt like jumping into the Yangtze kiang!
"I never said I was a cultivator..." Xiao Shen scratched the back of his head.
"Die!" Old Baldy yelled while making a complicated hand seal. Instantly, bodies dashed out of the holes that he had dug in the graves earlier and corpses at different stages of decomposition dived at Xiao Shen!
"F*ck!" Xiao Shen grimaced and took a step back.
The stench was so great that he felt like throwing up everything he had eaten in his life!
WHOOSH!
A gust of wind drove the stench away as he instantly appeared dozens of metres away.
Yes, he had the speed of a fighter jet!
The Jiangshi that had all dived at the spot where he had been ended up hitting nothing but empty air and each other, causing their bodies to explode with a bang.
BANG!
Brain matter and body fluids splattered the surrounding grass!
Xiao Shen narrowed his eyes and furrowed his brows. For the first time in his life, he had felt the phenomenon known as 'killing intent.'
Indeed, just the same way a happy man radiated with joy, a man planning to take someone's life radiated with hatred.
When a person habored Anger+hatred+determination, that was killing intent!
Just now, this man had tried to kill me!
He's not a good person at all!
Xiao Shen clenched his fists as his muscles bulged beneath his tattered clothes.
"Since you tried to kill me, it's only fair that I do the same!"
Like a flash of lightning, his figure suddenly appeared in front of the bald man.
F*ck!
Old Baldy cursed inwardly. Just from the speed, he could guess that the young man before him was definitely not an ordinary person!
He had ran into a shameless senior who took bot pranks so much that he was even pretending to be a normal person!