IW: Chapter 153 - A Match Made in Heaven, Who Are You, Monster, to Object?
"You're right, but Daozhang, your sword-flying skill is truly amazing!"
After landing safely, Snowflake stared eagerly at the flying sword on Bai Ye's back.
Grandma always said that the outside world was fun, but there were also many bad people.
She had encountered bad people before, but they were all bitten by her insects. As for fun, she definitely felt it was very fun.
"I'm also a Daozhang, so why aren't there any young girls surrounding me, telling me how amazing I am?"
Ma Ma Di had a mournful expression, suddenly feeling as if he had lived his life in vain all these years.
Why was it that even though he was also a Daozhang, and his strength was inferior to Bai Ye's, and he wasn't as handsome as him...
But at the end of the day, just because he wasn't handsome and wasn't strong, did that mean he wasn't a Daozhang?
Apparently not!
"Awesome!"
Nine Uncle's expression was strange; he was truly shocked by Ma Ma Di's thick skin.
With their respective conditions laid out, he still had the nerve to say such a thing.
"Master!"
Awei, leading a group of people, was running rapidly towards Nine Uncle, shouting as he ran.
Just now, seeing a group of people fly down from the sky, Awei thought he had seen wrong. Looking closely, wasn't that his Master?
As he got closer, Awei's eyes widened. Not only had his Master arrived, but even his beloved cousin, Ren Tingting, had come!
Ever since his cousin left with Bai Ye, Awei felt his heart had been empty.
He swore that he would never fall in love with another woman in this life.
He originally thought he might never see his cousin again in this life, or at least not for a very long time, but he never expected to see her today.
And since the annoying Qiusheng and Wencai weren't here, wasn't this his chance to be alone with his cousin? Could he take the opportunity to win her over!?
Thinking of this, Awei walked towards Ren Tingting with a beaming smile, rubbing his hands as he walked: "Cousin, long time no see! Your cousin truly missed you so much!"
"Awei!"
Nine Uncle's face darkened, and he directly grabbed Awei's ear and pulled him over.
So embarrassing!
Had none of his disciples ever seen a woman before?
Each and every one of them acted as if they had lost their soul after seeing a woman.
"Your cousin is really interesting."
Ren Zhuzhu stifled a laugh. As for Awei, she had never met him before; he was from Ren Master's wife's side of the family, so this was her first time seeing him.
"Ahem, Cousin, who is this beautiful lady? Let me greet you all!"
Awei's eyes lit up. What was it like for a childhood friend to bring back a super beautiful woman?
The ear that was aching instantly felt no pain.
But what greeted him was an even more painful blow to the head. Awei was directly punched on the forehead by Nine Uncle, and the pain instantly cured Awei of his infatuation.
He needed to be alive to enjoy beautiful women! He had thought Nine Uncle was just talking earlier, but now it seemed Nine Uncle was serious!
"Awei, I asked you to investigate here. How have you done?"
Nine Uncle looked at Awei with a smile, but from his gaze, Awei naturally understood that if he didn't answer well, he would definitely get a beating today.
"Master, it's already been investigated clearly. The bandits will be arriving tonight!"
This Village was a bit smaller than Ren Family Town. Because he had listened to Nine Uncle's words to come here and investigate intelligence, and he wasn't good at anything else, he went back to his old profession, the Security Team.
As he muddled along, he even became the captain of the Security Team again.
After that, Awei had a clear understanding of everything here. The bandits had actually come once or twice before, but on a small scale. He didn't dare to fight them much, mainly because he had heard Nine Uncle say before that the opponent was a sorcerer, so he could only defend.
Now that Nine Uncle was here, he could act with confidence.
"That's good. If they're acting tonight, let's prepare in advance. Have you talked to the Village chief about this?"
Since they were going to act, it was naturally impossible to leave everything to them.
"Don't worry, Master, I'm the captain of the Security Team in the Village now, I can arrange it!"
Holy cow?
What a talent!
A hint of surprise flashed in Nine Uncle's eyes. He had thought Awei was just idling away his days here. You can also be a Security Team captain here?
A born Security Team captain Saint Body?
"Master, this is all I know. Can I go catch up with my cousin now?"
Awei asked weakly. He had already told everything he knew. He should be able to go chat with Ren Tingting now, right?
This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
"Normal catching up is fine, don't harass her!"
Nine Uncle nodded, not intending to stop Awei. He wasn't an unreasonable person.
"Am I that kind of person, Master!?"
Awei's voice suddenly rose. He was very hurt by Nine Uncle's doubt!
"Aren't you?"
Nine Uncle snorted coldly. If this guy wasn't, then no one in the world was.
And was this guy getting itchy again?
Starting to question his Master?
Looking at Nine Uncle's gradually darkening face, Awei realized that if he kept arguing, he would probably get a beating. He prepared to play it off with a cheeky smile: "Hehe, Master sees people so accurately!"
After speaking, he quickly ran to Ren Tingting's side, ready to talk about his recent experiences. Of course, he still kept some distance, as he certainly didn't want to get beaten.
Moreover, Bai Ye was also here, looking at him with a smile.
Awei recalled the lightning that almost struck him back then. Even now, Awei still felt fear towards Bai Ye.
"Daozhang, he seems very afraid of you."
Snowflake curiously glanced at Awei, then at Bai Ye. It seemed there was something between them, but then she suddenly thought of her own Gu worms and couldn't help but murmur, "My Gu worms are also very afraid of you."
"You're not afraid of me?"
"Why should I be afraid of you? Is Daozhang a bad person?"
Snowflake shook her head. She didn't sense any malice from Bai Ye, and her Gu worms' fear of Bai Ye was mainly due to Bai Ye's strong power, not because Bai Ye had strong malice towards them, so strong that the Gu worms felt afraid.
"You just came out of Miao territory, didn't you? So naive?"
"How am I naive? I'm the most talented witch of the younger generation in Miao territory, hmph hmph!"
"Strength is strength, naivety is naivety. No one writes 'bad person' or 'good person' on their face. Don't get sold by someone and then help them count the money."
Bai Ye finally understood why girls who came out of the mountains in the past were so easily deceived.
With such an unworldly appearance, he felt as if this witch could be tricked away with just a few words.
"It's exactly what my grandma said," Snowflake mumbled softly. Meeting Bai Ye's puzzled gaze, she turned her head away, no longer looking at Bai Ye, and looked up at the sky with her head held high, saying, "Underestimate me, and you'll suffer a big loss sooner or later!"
So cute.
Ren Zhuzhu, who was nearby, had been observing Snowflake. Not only was this little girl sweet and lovely, but her personality was also very good. She just wanted to hug and squish her.
"Miss Snowflake, how old are you?"
Ren Qingqing asked curiously.
On the way, because they were a bit scared flying in the air, they hadn't talked much.
It seemed they really knew little about each other.
"Eighteen."
Younger than herself?
Qing Qing was a bit surprised, but then she thought about it, and it made sense. An eighteen-year-old girl was indeed at a naive and romantic age.
"Then why would your Miao territory send you to kill Wang Po?"
To be asked to eliminate a traitor at just eighteen years old seemed a bit hasty.
"My grandma said this was a test for me. If I can complete this test, then after I go back, I can become the Saintess of Miao territory!"
At that time, when this test was presented, Snowflake didn't think too much and directly accepted it.
No woman in Miao territory didn't want to become the Saintess.
Either their strength wasn't enough, or their talent wasn't enough, or their status wasn't enough. In short, the conditions for becoming a Saintess were extremely strict.
The Saintess of Miao territory had not appeared for a very long time, and she had a talent that was rare in a hundred years. She had been cultivated since childhood, and this time was a test. After completing the test, she would go back and succeed as the Saintess.
"Miao Territory Saintess? You?"
Bai Ye was a bit surprised, but also felt it was normal.
Her talent was indeed good; it was just that his abilities restrained hers. If he hadn't been there, and Nine Uncle and Ma Ma Di had encountered Snowflake, they would most likely have been in a lot of trouble.
"Hey! You're discriminating against me!"
Snowflake shouted, her fists tightly clenched and her lips bitten, glaring at Bai Ye indignantly. At this moment, her emotions were hard to calm.
"I'm not. I just didn't expect your Miao territory's Saintess to be chosen so young."
Bai Ye explained. This little girl was really straightforward.
"Are you really not doubting my ability?"
"No."
"Then it's not because you think I'm not smart?"
"Not that either."
"That's good!"
The little girl's expression immediately changed from cloudy to clear.
Flipping through the textbook, Bai Ye only saw two words: easily fooled.
"Tingting, is she your Master's wife?"
Awei asked pointedly, his heart filled with joy, because he had always considered Bai Ye his biggest competitor.
Handsome, strong, and well-traveled—these had a natural destructive power over girls. Moreover, after Ren Tingting went up the mountain with him, being together day and night, it was likely they would develop feelings over time.
But now that he already had a wife, Awei could finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"No, don't talk nonsense!"
Ren Tingting shook her head repeatedly. They had just met, how could she be the Master's wife?
However, Ren Qingqing and Ren Zhuzhu felt that it would be a lot of fun if they could bring Snowflake up the mountain.
This girl is so cute.
"Oh, then she's the reserve Master's wife!"
Anyway, in Awei's mind, even if she wasn't the Master's wife, he would say she was, so he could eliminate Bai Ye's threat.
"Hmph hmph, no way!"
Grandma always said that all men in the world were equally bad, and not to believe men's lies. Before fully entrusting herself to someone, she must put the Miao Territory Saint Gu into the other person's body.
Their Miao tribe only had deceased partners, not unfaithful partners.
"Awei, are you getting itchy again?"
Nine Uncle's face darkened. He was already playing matchmaker without even knowing what kind of Dao the other person cultivated.
And how could Nine Uncle not understand Awei's little schemes?
"Master, I just felt that Bai Taoist and this young lady looked like a match made in heaven, so I just sighed. Bai Taoist, please don't misunderstand!"
Awei repeatedly admitted his mistake. He was a person who could bend and stretch, and his goal had been achieved anyway.
If he managed to create a marriage, wouldn't Bai Ye have to thank him?
Then he would ask Bai Ye to set him up with Tingting, and then give him ten or eight cultivation techniques. Wouldn't he, Awei, take off?
Just imagining himself embracing Ren Tingting, looking triumphantly at the bruised and swollen Qiusheng and Wencai, with Nine Uncle beside him looking at him with an expression that said he was indeed his proudest disciple, Awei felt as if his life was about to reach its peak because of this matter.
"Still dreaming!"
Nine Uncle's hammer blow directly knocked Awei out of his fantasy and back to reality.
Although he didn't know what Awei was thinking, from Awei's lewd expression, it was clearly not something good.
"Master, can't I even think?"
Awei pouted, feeling a pang of discomfort in his heart. Was thinking a crime now?
"Be serious. Since the bandits are coming tonight, we will wipe them all out and take the opportunity to ask that bandit named Wang Po about those evil cultivators!"
Nine Uncle frowned deeply. As for Wang Po, he wasn't very afraid. She was just a crooked path, easy for him to deal with. Nine Uncle already knew how to break her moves on the way here.
But the group of evil cultivators behind her were currently the top priority.
"I'm afraid it won't be that simple to get information from her."
"I have a way."
Bai Ye said lightly. To understand abilities from the other side, it wasn't necessarily required for the other party to genuinely speak.
Whether it was the Soul-Summoning Banner or the Sharingan, he could force all of the other party's secrets out.
"Alright, let's prepare now. When those bandits arrive tonight, we'll eliminate them all!"
Since Bai Ye had a way, Nine Uncle and Ma Ma Di also stopped talking. Bai Ye never spoke nonsense. If he said he could, then it was naturally possible.
Nine Uncle asked Awei to gather all the able-bodied young men he could to deal with the bandits tonight.
At the same time, Snowflake also told everyone some taboos for dealing with sorcerers.
Virgin boy's urine.
Nine Uncle and the others instinctively looked at Bai Ye.
He's so young, he should have it, right?
"Nine Uncle, if I remember correctly, you should have it, right?"
"..."
Who the hell blabbed it out!!!
Nine Uncle's eyes widened in disbelief as he stared at Bai Ye after hearing his words.
Whether Bai Ye was a virgin or not was no longer important!
The most important thing was that he, at his age, was still a virgin!
Was it Qiusheng or Wencai!!
He would definitely kill them when he got back!!
A flash of anger crossed Nine Uncle's heart. Awei, who was nearby, stifled a laugh, but then thought of something, glanced at Ren Tingting, and suddenly became serious.
"Actually, Nine Uncle, if you're unwilling, there are still many strong young men in the Village who can do it."
Bai Ye said, and Nine Uncle felt embarrassed. It had come to this, and he was still asking if he was willing?
Should he say you're considerate, or should he say you're a devil?
Although he couldn't save face, to avoid more accidents later, Nine Uncle decided to shut up. At least this matter of his had been exposed. If even his other secrets were exposed, he would truly have nowhere to hide.
With Snowflake's help, the team preparing to deal with the bandits was very well prepared.
Until night, the sound of horse hooves came from afar. Perhaps accustomed to being arrogant, the bandits had never encountered opponents, so they naturally didn't think of hiding. The group rushed straight towards the Village. Tonight, they were all ready to pull off a big job.
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