"What happened?" he asked himself. The last thing he remembered was enjoying fucking Gwen and Julie, and after filling them up, he was going towards bathroom, when a strange hole opened up in thin air and he was sucked into it.
Wobbling to his feet, Ben looked around. Much to his surprise, he found himself in some kind of desert. It was night time, obvious from the fact that the sky was dark and there was a crescent moon up there.
"Okay," Ben said. "Where am I? Did it was Ben's trap, or Mad Ben's trick."
"Whatever, they can't do anything to me," He murmured, while looking to the left, then to the right. Nothing as far as the eye could see.
But that changed as soon as he turned around.
"Whoa," he breathed.
Standing in the distance was some kind of massive dome. Ben had never seen that before in his entire life. Did it belong to humans or aliens? Was it safe to go there?
"Well," Ben admitted. "It's better than staying out in the desert and waiting for something to happen." He activated the Ultimatrix and switched the dial to Jet Ray. With that, he slammed down on the dial and transformed into the giant red stingray.
"Bad Jet Ray!" Jet Ray yelled despite the fact that there was no one there to hear it. "Man, I never get tired of that."
Taking off into the sky, Jetray zoomed at his fastest speed to get to the giant dome. As he flew, Jetray thought about the events that brought him to this wasteland.
"Okay, Bad Ben. Think. You were having a threesome with Gwen and Julie, then when you went towards the bathroom, a hole opened up and you got sucked in. But what was that hole in the first place? It didn't look like any portal I had seen before. And what made the portal anyway?"
All this and more jumbled through Ben's mind as he got closer to the giant dome. He wondered what kind of people lived in that dome and if they could help him. But then the possibility that there was no one there at all occurred to Ben. A big dome like that in the middle of a desert?
Well, Ben had encountered many bizarre places that turned out not to be deserted. But usually the inhabitants of those places were far from friendly. But just as he was within walking distance of the dome, a giant hand of sand came out of the ground and grabbed Jet Ray in its fist.
"Hey!" Jet Ray yelled. "What in the… Bastard, let me go!"
And then Jet Ray saw that the giant hand belong to a giant made of sand. It rose out of the ground and looked at Jet Ray, who was struggling to get out of the giant's clutches.
"Who dares trespass to the sanctity of Las Noches?" the creature bellowed at Jetray. "What manner of creature be you? You are not a Hollow or an Arrancar."
"Las Noches?" Jet Ray asked. "Is that what that dome thing is called?" If he recalled correctly, there was no place on Earth that went by the name of Las Noches. Then again, it sounded Spanish. Did he somehow wind up in Spain? Then he remembered the sand monsters other two questions. "Hollow? Arrancar? What in the world are you talking about? Where am I?"
"Do you jest with me, creature?" the sand giant rumbled. "You expect me to believe that you came to Hueco Mundo by accident."
Hueco Mundo? Ben thought. Was that the name of the desert? Now Bad Ben was really confused. He remembered studying deserts in geography. And he had never heard of a desert called Hueco Mundo.
"Do you take me for a fool, monstrosity?" the sand giant asked.
"Look who's talking," Jet Ray shot back, annoyed that this freak show made of sand had the nerve to call him a monstrosity. "Look, I'm just a little lost that's all. I have no idea where I am or how I got here. Just let me through and see whoever's in charge of this place."
The sand monster bellowed in laughter. "Now I know that you take me for a fool, creature. I allow no intruders to enter the sanctity of Las Noches. Aizen-sama does not need to be bothered by a creature like you."
Jet Ray struggled not to laugh. "Aizen-sama?" he asked. "What kind of a name is that?"
"You dare insult Aizen-sama?" the monster roared. "I'll crush you!"
"Yeah, right," Jet Ray said. He fired neuroshock beams out of his eyes and straight into the sand creature's head. It was a bull's-eye! But Jet Ray's victory was short-lived as the beams went through the creature's head and he merely reformed it.
"Uh-oh," Jet Ray could say.
Roaring, the sand creature raised its fist and slammed it down to the ground. Jet Ray groaned in pain as he struggled to get free. He tried using his beams on the creature's hand. It blasted the fingers, giving Jet Ray enough time to fly out before they reformed. The sand creature tried to swat at Jet Ray, but Jet Ray was much faster and easily defeated his opponents attempts at capturing him. He kept trying his neuroshock blasts on the guy, but it had no effect on the sand body.
Seeing his attacks didn't work, Bad Ben became angry, "You are making me angry, if laser beams don't hurt you, then how about —"
Jet Ray flew to the ground and landed. The sand creature noticed this and raised its fist again. Quickly, Jetray touched the Ultimatrix dial. In a flash of light, Jet Ray was gone. In his place was a humanoid creature in a reddish exo-skeleton with a domed helmet-like structure covering the back of his head. Overall, he looked like an oyster or clam on a human-like body.
"Bad Water Hazard!' this new form cried.
"What in all creation…" the sand being said, thrown off the intruder's bizarre transformation.
"Now, I will show you who is the boss," Water Hazard shouted and raised his hands, releasing powerful jets of water out of his hands, drenching the sand being.
"No!" it yelled. "Not water!" It let out a wail of despair that turned into a gurgling.
But Water Hazard didn't care about the same being, he kept shooting water at it. The sand creature was soon reduced to a pile of mud.
"Huh, a being made of mud, dare to fight me, sometimes if we not show them their places, they will start jumping up and down." He transformed back into Bad Ben, and while stepping on the mud, he came in front of the wall.
Then he touched the dial and turned into a wide creature with a white front and yellow back.
"Bad Cannonbolt!" he cried before curling up into a ball and smashing through the wall, before turning back into Bad Ben. He looked at the gaping hole he had just made.
"Well, I I should've used Big Chill instead," he said to himself. "That way I could've went through it without smashing it. But who cares."
Saying that, he decided it was time to look at his surroundings. It looked like some kind of dark tunnel. He couldn't so much as a single thing in front of him. The only light was the light of the moon behind him.
"Oh just great," Ben grumbled in anger. "I can't see a thing in front of me and I have no idea if there's anyone here who can help me figure out where on Earth I am. That is, if I'm still on Earth."
Well, he had never heard of Hueco Mundo and he had no idea what that sand beast was. What really interested him was the fact that his Ultimatrix didn't scan the creature. Just where in the universe had Ben been taken too?
"Well," he finally said. "Guess I have no choice." Taking a deep breath, Ben continued onward into the darkness.