One night at the Hikigaya house.
I'm sprawled on the sofa, lazily playing games on my PS Vita. After dinner, I plan to read a book. Seriously, holidays are the best. I'm not stepping outside even once, except for cram school.
As I was lounging around like a panda, my eyes even more lifeless than usual, Komachi came into the living room. She's always so cute.
"Garbage-chan"
"Hey, you're starting off strong, little sister."
It's tough right from the start. You do like me, right, little sister?
"Well, Taishi-kun invited me, saying, 'Why don't we hang out and take a break from studying?'"
bean paste?
"There was a shotgun in my dad's room, wasn't there?"
"There's no such setting in the Hikigaya family."
"Then just reply, 'My brother will fulfill all my needs, so please stay away from me.'"
"Even Komachi would be taken aback by Gomi-chan..."
He put his arm around my shoulder and pulled me along. But I had to protect my beloved sister from poisonous insects.
"You can just brush it off somehow, right?"
"Hmm, but they said it in a way that made me think, 'I'd really like to do it at least once!'... so it's hard to refuse."
I thought this when my siblings and I talked with the Kawasaki siblings at Saizeriya before, but in this respect, I feel a little bit of sympathy for Taishi... or rather, Poisonous Insect. Just a little bit.
Komachi, who had been thinking about what to do with her index finger on her chin, suddenly had a look of inspiration on her face. I could see a lightbulb above her head. Had she come up with some kind of technique?
"Oh, that's right. If we invite my brother and Saki-san and the four of us go out to play, Komachi might be able to enjoy herself too!"
"Hmm, so all I have to do is look at Komachi and pet her all over?"
"Gomi-chan..."
Don't look at me with those sad eyes. Which Yukinoshita are you?
However, it's not a bad idea. Going outside is a pain in the ass, but when I'm with Kawasaki, I don't have to force myself to talk, or even if I don't talk at all, things generally work out.
Going outside is a hassle, but at least I can play with Komachi.
...But going outside is a pain in the ass.
"Fine, I'll go with you. Just in case, I'll hide a frying pan on my back."
"Hey, big brother, sometimes you say things that I don't understand."
Oh well, it seems my dream of world domination won't get through to anyone...
"Oh, so I wanted to ask you, big brother, are there any gestures from girls that make your heart flutter or that you find attractive?"
"What do you plan to do with that information?"
"Hmm, I thought I might try using it when the four of us go out to have fun."
"Wait, wait, wait. No, no. If we try to lure that poisonous insect into doing something like that, who knows what it might do to us. To protect Komachi from that poisonous insect, I'll even become evil."
And then I became homeless.
"Oh no, no. I'm going to use it to help my big brother. If I know what makes my big brother happy, I can get a lot of money out of him by asking for things... I thought I could make a profit!"
I didn't like this either.
Even if you rephrase it, the content is still what it is.
"I understand why that purpose might be appealing, but being aroused is something else entirely..."
"It's okay, it's okay! Is there anything else?"
Hmm... The only girls I know personally are Yukinoshita and Yuigahama. And also Komachi the angel and Totsuka the archangel.
Oh, Totsuka's gender is Totsuka. That was a close call.
"Hmm... Oh, a crying face might be pretty good."
I remembered the time when Yukinoshita and Yuigahama reconciled. I wouldn't say I was aroused by what I saw then, but I actually quite like girls' tears.
Also, the person with the vertical curls somehow came to mind. I've only heard secondhand that she cried, though.
...Wait, Komachi looks completely disgusted.
"Huh, what, Gomi-chan is a sadist? Being a sadist with those rotten eyes is dangerous! If a girl gets hooked, she'll probably never be able to get out."
law….
"Really?"
"Hey, big brother, don't ask me to repeat myself. It's tiring to say it twice."
I'm sorry about that...
If this were Yuigahama, I'd probably say "gross" about 15 times.
"A crying face, huh... Well, I guess I'll practice pretending to cry."
"You idiot, my eyes aren't so rotten that I'd be swayed by fake tears."
"Huh? It's rotten?"
This guy...
Don't say it with that bewildered look on your face. It's cute, isn't it?
"Oh, that brings me to the point. What kind of person is Saki, from your perspective?"
"Hmm? Oh, Kawasaki... not very talkative, scary, has a brother complex, something like that. Also, black ray... never mind."
"Oh, I see, you're pretty much the same as my older brother."
Wait, you're taking a pretty broad view of the meanings of each word, right? Right?
I'm not wearing black lace pants or anything like that.
"I see, but I can kind of tell. When Saki is talking to Taishi, her eyes are really gentle."
Wow, I didn't know you'd notice something like that. Just like my little sister.
"Also, she's incredibly beautiful. And she has big breasts too."
"…yeah?"
Hey, what's wrong all of a sudden?
"Oh, since we're at it, I thought I'd add another flag to the list of potential romantic interests around my big brother."
Which manga's slutty pink character are you? Don't you dare start talking about a harem plan!
"You idiot, there isn't a single flag raised around me. It's a plain as wide as Yukinoshita's chest."
"...Gomi-chan... You're just too amazing, it's truly impressive."
Komachi will do her best to find someone to adopt Gomi-chan as soon as possible!
Please don't say sad things with such a radiant smile...
"Oh, I'll make sure to report all the bad things you've said about Yukino."
"What do you want? Haagen-Dazs? Hey, what?"
I desperately tried to flatter them.
...And that's the situation.
Something has become a little troublesome.
A crying face, huh... Oh, now that I think about it, I actually saw her look like she was about to cry once during the Kawasaki Cultural Festival.
...That face is quite alluring.
No, no, if I get excited over something like this, I'll really get arrested.
Oh, so it's okay if it's done with consent?
...No, getting consent is out of the question...
To be continued.