I opened the door to the dining area and found my parents sitting on opposite sides.
I looked at them carefully and made sure they were the same parents I had from my past life.
And fucking damn, they were!
This is some multiverse fucking dream!
"Damon, what are you staring at, looking shocked?"
Uh, Mom, I missed you.
"Hmm… your mom's right, why do you look like someone who saw ghosts?"
Dad, I don't fucking miss you. But I hope in this timeline you're better.
But fuck you, still.
"Uh, nothing."
I walked to one open seat and sat down.
"Hmm… so how's your week? Anything you'd like to share?"
My mom asked as if she was curious about my life outside the home.
Of course, she did, always, that's why I loved my mom the most.
"I got nothing this week, maybe next week I'll have something interesting. I don't know, though."
I shrugged my shoulders as I answered.
As soon as I looked at my mom's face, both of them looked at me like I was some kind of alien, or something like that.
Fuck, did I make a mistake already? I have no fucking clue about this kid's life before I isekai'd you know!
"Son… something happened. Right?"
My father asked, and he looked at me suspiciously.
Oh my fucking God, what happened? I did fucking mess up!
What should I say in this fucked up situation?
"Honey, you could be right! Damon? Did you meet a new friend at school?"
Oh shit, thanks, mom! You're the best!
Thanks for the save!
"Uh, uh, yes, Mom!"
Fuck, let's go with it!
"Oh… I hope it's a girl."
Huh? What's up with a specific gender?
"Oh, if it's a girl, it would be a wonderful thing! Should we ask her to visit sometimes?"
Mom, you just saved me! Now you're fucking killing me!