"Ding! Today's slacking progress is complete. Would you like to draw a reward?"
"Draw."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the talent [Sea King]."
[Sea King: Will not let go of any fish in the pond.]
A gentle breeze brushed past, lifting Cao Zhong's short hair. His handsome, refined face was mesmerizing, and his starry, watery eyes were even more captivating.
Hearing the crisp system notification in his ears, Cao Zhong raised an eyebrow and put down the Raiden Shogun doujin in his hand.
[Sea King] talent… interesting.
A faint smile appeared on his lips—this talent suited him quite well.
After all, having transmigrated to Teyvat, if he didn't have some "interesting interactions" with his many wives, wouldn't that be a huge regret?
Yes, that's right.
Cao Zhong was not a native of Teyvat—he was a transmigrator.
Or, as Teyvat would call it… a Traveler.
Originally, he was just an ordinary content creator on Earth with millions of followers. Because he stayed up all night helping fans make guides, he ended up working himself to death.
When he woke up again, he found himself in the world of Genshin Impact.
Just thinking about being able to interact face-to-face with all those "wives"…
Ah… this is too awesome!
He was happy, excited, thrilled—completely ecstatic!!!
Not only that, he had also awakened the Slacker System.
As long as he completed daily slacking tasks, he could earn chances to draw rewards.
Godly physiques, Rubber Fruit…
This was even more amazing!!!
After two and a half years since transmigrating, relying on system rewards, his strength had already reached godhood.
Traveling across nations, using his precise knowledge of characters and storylines from Genshin Impact, he quickly built extraordinary relationships with many female characters.
Even monsters were no exception!
In the end, at the place where everything began—Mondstadt—Cao Zhong settled down.
With the "financial support" (definitely not important) from wealthy ladies like Eula, Amber, Barbara, and others who wished to remain anonymous, and through his own "hard work," he opened a small odd-jobs shop.
Of course…
The rich ladies' support was optional.
The main thing was that Cao Zhong worked hard!
"Cao Zhong, Cao Zhong, what are you thinking about?"
A sweet, bell-like voice suddenly rang in his ears.
Looking up, he saw a girl dressed in a fiery red knight outfit.
Slender legs, a willow-like waist, a delicate face, and bunny-ear accessories on her head—she was adorable.
After glancing at her chest, Cao Zhong calmed down a bit.
He smiled charmingly.
"So it's cute Amber! I was just thinking about you, and here you are!"
As a… uh…
As Teyvat's number one devoted man, this kind of response was effortless for him.
"You're lying again!"
Amber's originally fair face was now flushed red, even her ears turning pink.
Though her words sounded like a complaint, anyone could hear the shy sweetness in them.
"Here—this is Sweet Madame I packed for you from Miss Sara at the Good Hunter. Eat it while it's hot."
Amber carefully opened the box, handed him chopsticks, and sat beside him, ready to watch him eat—her favorite daily activity.
Cao Zhong smiled slightly.
Girl… you've fallen too deep.
Just as he was about to enjoy the Sweet Madame Amber brought, another voice came from outside—cold yet elegant.
"Cao Zhong, look what delicious food I brought for you!"
A girl with short ice-blue hair walked in.
That's right—Eula Lawrence, the Spindrift Knight.
Her fitted knight outfit outlined her graceful figure perfectly.
Especially those long legs… longer than Cao Zhong's life itself.
Looking at Eula, then at the Sweet Madame in front of him, Cao Zhong suddenly felt the food wasn't that tempting anymore.
Eula also noticed Amber's presence, her smile growing even brighter.
"Hey, sister, you're here too?!"
She seemed genuinely happy—she hadn't seen Amber in a while.
But when she saw the Sweet Madame in front of Cao Zhong, her expression froze slightly, as if realizing something.
Amber grew shy, like someone whose relationship had just been exposed.
Then she noticed the food box in Eula's hand.
"You also came to bring Cao Zhong food?"
Eula quickly hid the almond tofu behind her back and put on a cold expression.
"Bring him food? What a joke!"
"Sister, how could you think I'd bring food to a man?"
"I'll remember this grudge!"
As expected—the vengeance queen strikes again.
But the hint of panic in her eyes didn't escape Amber.
After all, she was a reconnaissance knight.
Amber sighed inwardly.
Eula… you're still as dishonest as ever.
She knew Eula also had feelings for Cao Zhong.
But in love, there's no such thing as yielding.
Even if you're my best friend.
Seeing the subtle tension between the two, Cao Zhong naturally stepped in.
He walked over and smoothly took the almond tofu from Eula.
"I was just thinking about both of you beautiful ladies. Now that we're all here, why not eat together?"
Amber's eyes flickered.
"But you just said you were thinking about me. Now it's both of us?"
She looked at him shyly.
Wait… why does this suddenly feel a bit… scheming?
Eula's expression turned cold as she stared at Cao Zhong.
"Cao Zhong, are you trying to date two people at once?"
Her hand rested on her greatsword—if his answer wasn't good, it would turn into a 1v1 battle.
"Eula, you misunderstood him! Cao Zhong isn't that kind of person!"
Amber immediately defended him before he could speak.
Whoa.
That's next-level subtle competition.
Eula looked at Amber in disbelief.
Sister, why are you defending this man?!
Facing Eula's soul-piercing question, Cao Zhong remained calm.
When people doubt you, don't lie—lies are easy to see through. The truth is the hardest to judge.
"Eula, you know me. I'm Teyvat's number one devoted man!"
Just as he finished speaking—
BOOM!
A thunderous sound echoed across the sky.
A massive light screen spread out, covering the entire continent of Teyvat.
Then, a mysterious voice appeared in everyone's minds:
[This video will randomly broadcast past, present, and future events of Teyvat.]
[Additionally, all residents will receive personal UIDs and access to an online group chat.]
Cao Zhong looked around but couldn't find the source of the voice.
Amber and Eula beside him were still in shock.
At the same time, a screen appeared before him, with messages constantly popping up:
Paimon: "Wah! That scared me! Something weird suddenly appeared in my head!"Lumine: "Same here."Arataki Itto: "Me too!"Kaeya: "So everyone experienced this? I thought I was hallucinating from overwork—I was about to ask Jean for leave!"Jean: "You'd better actually be working!!!"Kaeya: "Hehe~"Venti: "Kaeya? Is that you, Kaeya?"Kaeya: "Yes, my dear friend. What's wrong?"Venti: "Emergency! I got detained at Angel's Share—they're making me work to pay off my debt. Come save me!"Kaeya: "What the—there's something cursed in this chat. I'm out."Venti: "?"