Lunch was fine if not noisy. Seras almost passed out from eating something that actually has flavor. I have underestimated how bland British food is. Runeas and Big Sis showed up part way through. They didn't want to go home, but they did when lunch was over. Rias was crying tears of joy that her engagements was over. Hmm should I still maim the Self-cooking turkey? Nah wouldn't work Phenex's regeneration is stupid broken. The only thing it doesn't regenerate is the mind. But souls are fair game for their dumb regen. Theoretically a Phenex clan half devil could survive the shock of having a sacred gear torn out of them.
I decided to wander around campus and collect my thoughts. I saw the perverted trio. What I saw was surprising, they weren't depressed. If anything they look like they reached enlightenment. Not my business they don't know who I am anyway. Nor is it my problem if they become Buddhist monks.
I was enjoying this time to think. Yasaka messaged me saying preparations were ready. I told her I'll move the house later today. However, all good things come to an end when some dehydrated girl solicited me.
"Hey your Nae Richter! I'm Aika Kiryu."
She looked down at my crotch. The nerve of this girl.
"Nice 7.9 inches."
Okay… what the fuck. Why can you tell a man's dick size by looking at it. I looked at her disgusted.
"Aaaahhhhnnnn! YES! Look at me like I'm garbage."
Ewww leave me alone. Fuck mind magic it is. I snapped my fingers and her gaze went blank.
"You will leave me alone, forget this whole conversation, and not appear before me again."
She blankly nodded. I left before she regained consciousness.
Ugh I feel dirty after dealing with her. I decided to go to class. At least there I wouldn't be sexually harassed by a depraved pervert. It was history class. Well, Japanese history. We were specifically talking about the shinsengumi and Okita Souji. I just looked at Rias. Human school really was a terrible idea. I should've just asked to be stationed here as an extra monitor.
Now here I am sitting in a class. "Learning" about a guy I could litterally talk too, because he's Lucifer's knight.
*sigh*
Hang in there Nae. It's just one semester then I can just use my relation with Yasaka to visit the human world. Your getting married in 3 months don't let boredom of all things beat you… fuck this. I can't just skip if mom hears about this she'll call me a coward. That is something I can't stand. Then let's do plan B get all tests early and turn them in early. I technically can't leave the human world to till the semester ends, but I hate this. I wish I could go tinker with magic tech or train.
After an agonizingly long day my peerage and I met up with Rias and her peerage. I heard something that made me mad just beyond the door.
"How dare you cancel the engagement! This Riser will make you regret it! I will force you to be my bride!"
I'm in a bad mood and this mother fucking self cooking turkey, with no respect, dares pull this shit!
I slammed the door open. Ria's peerage was lightly scorched but largely unharmed. Seras was scared because she was new to this supernatural stuff. Koneko was unharmed because of Kuroka. Whom I noticed Riser was looking at lecherously. Alright enough is enough.
"Hey you cock sucking, arrogant waste, throw away third son, self cooking turkey bastard! Shut the fuck up, or I'm sending you back to your parents in a coffin!"
"WHAAAT!? WHO DARES SPEAK TO RISER THAT WAY!"
He turned to look at me and paled slightly.
"You arrogant ass, you dare talk to both me and my cousin like we are equals."
My tone was sharp. If looks could kill his soul would be erased.
"You a mere Marquis dare act arrogant in front of not one, but two Ducal families. You must want to die. If you have a problem with your enegagment being canceled talk to Runeas Gremory!"
"Riser does not know that name. Therefore that person does not exist! I gaaahghhh"
I was done listening to his nonsense as I grabbed him by the throat. In all his jackassery I didn't notice his peerage there. They were being held down by Aina's creations.
"You need history lessons then Runeas Gremory is the ancestor of the Gremory family. And the one who personally had your engagement to Rias canceled. She was very, very mad when she heard about you. She said "If I ever see that divine bird wannabe I'll feed him to my camel."
I tightens my grip on his throat.
"Krghhghrh."
A magic circle appeared in the room. It bore the crest of Lucifuge. It could only be one person.
"Grayfia, are you here on behalf of my cousin for me to not kill him?"
"That is indeed the case Master Nae."
I hated this. I wish I could end him, but even with my information and blackmail killing him just because he's an arrogant ass isn't allowed. I posed my grip slightly
"Fine, but I demand a magic contract. It must say this word for word. The devil Riser Phenex is forbidden from contact with Rias Gremory or Nae Flauros outside of a rating game. This ban extends to our peerages and families as well. Furthermore the Phenex family will sell Phenex tears for a tenth of the price to the Gremory and Phenex families for the next 3 decades. Otherwise they will receive a visit from Kalana Flauros a transcendent class devil. In return I will not kill Riser Phenex here and now."
"You grck arrogant bastard esporting grk my fami- grk."
I tightened my grip slowly.
"Fine I'll sign glrgk just don't kill me."
I loosened the my hand to point he could breath.
"Grayfia."
"Here Master Nae."
Grayfia and her maid hobby/fetish.
I dropped Riser I could see the unwillingness in his eyes. But in the end, he signed the contract. I them kicked him in the groin hard enough to knock him out. Sending him flying to his peerage. Aina stopped restraining them.
"Take the garbage with you and leave."
Authors note: couldn't help it Riser abuse is necessary for… plot reasons clearly trust me bro. Anyway the house will be moved next chapter. Nae is really regretting coming to school and hey a wild Aika appeared.