Chapter 47 Nine-Tailed Fox: Don't come any closer!!!
"Naruto, wake up."
Kurama's voice rang in Naruto's mind, waking him from his slumber.
Okay, don't ask why it wasn't Hashirama.
Hashirama: Whoosh~
Yesterday, when Naruto successfully entered the Ninja Academy, Hashirama received a reward.
There were three options on the blue screen at the time.
1. Talk to Tobirama for one minute.
2. Obtain a ninjutsu from the Book of Sealing.
3. Obtain a design blueprint for an entertainment activity.
At that moment, Hashirama touched his chin and ruled out the second option.
That's a joke. The ninjutsu in the Scroll of Seals were mostly developed by Tobirama, and he sealed most of them in himself.
Tobirama: Big brother, I've developed a new ninjutsu.
Hashirama: Oh? Is it Water Release?
Tobirama: No.
Hashirama: Oh, the Book of Seals is in that drawer over there. Go get it yourself.
Back then, Tobirama developed quite a few ninjutsu techniques that were harmful to the body or threatened the health of the village.
For example, multiple shadow clones; the feedback from too many shadow clones could overwhelm a person's body.
For example, the Illusion Technique: Dark Travel Technique is designed to target a single Uchiha opponent and is extremely effective against the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan.
Tobirama: Guess what drives me to develop one forbidden technique after another?
Then comes the first item: have a one-minute chat with Tobirama.
Indeed, it's been a long time since I've chatted with my little brother.
The last time he spoke was when he was summoned by Tobirama during an experiment with the Impure World Reincarnation.
Hashirama was furious that time, believing that the ninjutsu Tobirama was researching was against human ethics, so he forced Tobirama to put the ninjutsu back into the Scroll of Seals.
Tobirama: If I can't find you, then Naruto will do?
Hashirama: What a joke! Naruto is my prized student, and it's even been shown on the screen that he's the Child of Prophecy, and I'm supposed to be the one to save him.
How could I possibly refuse!
However, seeing this option now, Hashirama does miss his younger brother a little.
Therefore, Hashirama's finger touched the third option.
Tobirama: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ
Oops, my hand slipped.
(．^_・)ノ
Entertainment activities—you need to know, what were entertainment activities in Hashirama's time?
gamble.
LOL, how could there be any activities to entertain people in that war-torn era?
After Hashirama and Madara established Konoha, gambling became the only form of entertainment they developed.
Oh, you're asking about pornographic books.
It hadn't been developed yet at that time.
After all, neither the first nor the second generation were exactly lewd individuals.
Don't you see how Hashirama left home at night to secretly meet with Uchiha Madara, leaving Mito alone to guard the empty bed?
Didn't you see that Tobirama only had feelings for the Uchiha clan his entire life?
He remained unmarried for the rest of his life because of the Uchiha (and because he researched ninjutsu to counter the Uchiha)?
Right? The Hokage are all people of good character.
Right, monkey?
Sarutobi silently put the crystal ball back into the drawer, tidied his appearance, and answered righteously.
Yes, that's right!
Danzo grinned, looking at the two-faced Hokage with great displeasure.
The moment Hashirama selected this option, 54 playing cards flew into his enormous brain.
"Wait a minute! My older brother has an enormous brain capacity?
What's stored in his brain?!"
Tobirama jumped out.
Hehehe, Hashirama secretly locked away his cherished memories.
"Playing cards? Dou Dizhu? Run Fast?"
Hashirama touched his chin, his eyes lighting up.
As a seasoned gambler, his intuition told him that this deck of cards held great potential for wealth!
But how do we do it?
Those 54 playing cards that are both sturdy and resilient?
Huh? Why not ask about the amazing Wood Release technique?
As is well known, the phloem of a large tree is extremely flexible.
This perfectly matches the nature of playing cards.
In that case, why don't we use Wood Release to create wooden playing cards?
Just thinking about it is exciting!
"Alright! Let's get started!"
Hashirama clapped his hands, and a tree of just the right size burst through the soil of the sealed space, coming into view.
Okay, we have the raw materials, but how do we process them without a knife?
This is a problem.
Hashirama stroked his chin, pondering for a moment.
Hey!
The sleeping Kurama suddenly sensed a malicious intent.
This malice ran very deep, deep into its fingernails.
"Hot Mom from Hasirama! What are you doing! Stop it!"
Little Kurama suddenly opened his eyes, and the next moment he found himself being picked up by Hashirama.
That man actually used his sharp claws to chop down his tree?!
Is he crazy, or is the world crazy?
This tree already has PTSD, damn it, don't touch me!
Kurama struggled to break free from Hashirama's control, but unfortunately, it was no use.
Such a small amount of chakra is not enough to resist Hashirama's power.
"Good boy, Kurama, let's not move. Let me borrow your paw for a bit."
Hashirama smiled gently, giving off a kind of "beautiful on the outside, cunning on the inside" vibe.
"No! Don't you have fingernails? Stop it, stop right now!"
"Yamete!"
Five hours later.
The vacant look in Kurama's eyes, as if he had lost his fox-like ambition, contrasted sharply with Hashirama's excited expression as he kept touching the cards.
You beast! No, you're worse than an animal!
As everyone knows, Hashirama's hands might not be very steady, and coupled with Kurama's struggles, this resulted in five whole hours of torture.
After the contributions of six large trees, a total of 54 playing cards were created.
Absolutely perfect!
Hashirama stared intently at the 54 blank sheets of paper without any drawings.
"Hey, Kurama."
Hashirama called out "Kurama".
"Don't touch me!"
Kurama didn't want to pay attention to this madman.
Damn it, he was sleeping peacefully when the madman suddenly went crazy, picked him up, and started whittling down the tree with his claws.
Fine, I'll cut it then. I'm not going to struggle anymore.
This thing still made nearly a hundred mistakes.
It's unbearable to repair!
"How about we draw on these signs together tomorrow night when Naruto comes home from school?"
Hashirama's voice reached Kurama's ears as he lay prone.
The little lama's ears twitched, and his eyes gradually lit up.
"Can this old man draw whatever he wants?"
"I ask this with a hidden agenda," Kurama asked.
Hashirama didn't pay much attention and simply nodded.
"Of course, how about we split it equally among the three of us?"
Hashirama suggested.
"It's possible, but... how can we divide 54 cards equally?"
Over the course of so many years, the Kurama have also learned some knowledge.
Back then, the Six Paths Elder also taught them some human knowledge.
For example, Shukaku even learned sealing techniques in order to challenge Kurama's position.
Unfortunately, it was overwhelmed by the Nine-Tailed Fox's firepower.
"It's okay, we'll draw the last one together."
Hashirama had been busy for so long, and without thinking too much, he just said it directly.
...
"Alright."
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