Me : *I say to all the members of Akatsuki* Don't you want to come and move to Konoha? You can eat well and trade there. As well as looking for a life partner
Your statement is like breaking the curse that has been shackling the bloodthirsty souls before you. Offers about "eating well," "trading," and "finding a life partner" were the most absurd and most humane things they had heard since they became runaway ninjas.
The forest that was once full of a killing aura is now filled with funny mass confusion.
Collective Reaction: From Killer to Civilian
Kisame Hoshigaki was the first to let out the most sincere laugh he had ever uttered.
"Trading? Heh! Imagine me selling fish in the Konoha market with Samehada as the cutting knife! Itachi-san, you can help burn the fish with Amaterasu!" He sheathed his sword and began to walk towards you casually.
Kakuzu's eyes instantly lit up when he heard the word "trade".
"Konoha Market is one of the most prosperous. If I open a money exchange service or a bank there... I can become the richest person in the world without having to hunt people's heads anymore. I'm coming."
Deidara snorted, trying to keep her ego even though her eyes were shining.
"Hm! I can open a fireworks shop! My blast art will be enjoyed by everyone without anyone having to die! That's the real art!"
Sasori fell silent, staring at the doll's body.
"Maybe I can open a wooden toy craftsman's workshop... The children there will love my work. I'm tired of being a weapon."
Hidan shouted in frustration towards the sky.
"YES! Jashin-sama will curse me! But... if there are many beautiful girls in Konoha that I can take to the ceremony... Ah, that's it! Jashin-sama must understand!"
The Leader's Decision
Pain (Nagato) and Konan looked at each other. For those who live in the eternal rain and war in Amegakure, the offer of living in a warm and peaceful village like Konoha is a dream they dare not dream of.
Tsunade was shocked and wanted to protest, but she saw the sincerity in her eyes and the exhaustion in the eyes of her enemies. He finally let out a long sigh and smiled faintly.
"Alright... as Hokage, I will grant special amnesty under strict supervision. But if someone makes a fuss... I'll destroy your shop myself!"
The Legends' Parade to Konoha
Now, the strangest scene in the history of the ninja world is happening. The ten most feared members of Akatsuki, walk side by side behind you and Tsunade.
Itachi and Obito walked calmly, feeling that the weight on their shoulders had been lifted.
Kisame and Deidara are busy arguing about the location of the best store in Konoha.
Konan began to fold his paper into the shape of a flower, giving it to Tsunade as a sign of peace.
Black Zetsu who was still bound could only gawk, seeing his plan of world destruction turn into a plan to open a mass MSME in Konoha.
In front of the Konoha Gate
When Konoha's great gate was visible in the distance, the guards (Izumo and Kotetsu) almost collapsed at the sight of the approaching group. You stand in front of all of them, holding Tsunade's hand.
Pov : *Jiraiya and Kakashi, and Orochimaru are coming*
The situation in front of the gates of Konoha had really reached the pinnacle of the madness of ninja history. Izumo and Kotetsu had already fainted at the guard post, as standing in front of them was no longer just a group of refugees, but all the S-level threats in the world coming together.
From behind the gate, three legendary figures darted out alertly, but they immediately braked suddenly when they saw the scene before their eyes.
The Reaction of the Konoha Legends
Jiraiya almost dropped his giant scroll. His eyes bulge at his old disciples—Nagato, Konan, and Yahiko (Pain)—who are standing peacefully behind you.
"Nagato? Konan? And... Akatsuki complete?! Am I trapped in a hot spring that is too hot to hallucinate?!" Jiraiya rubbed his eyes many times. "Tsunade! What are you doing beside this man?!"
Kakashi Hatake instantly lifted his head shield, activating the Sharingan. However, when his eyes met the figure of the man without a mask behind you, he froze.
"O... Obito?" Kakashi's voice trembled violently. "You... are you still alive? And you're together... Itachi?"
Orochimaru appeared from behind the shadows with his trademark cunning smile, but even he seemed a little cold sweat at the sight of the real Madara standing there.
"Kukuku... it looks like I missed the big party," hissed Orochimaru, his eyes shifting from Itachi to yours. "So, the Uchiha Legend finally stepped in to clean up this mess? And he brought his entire 'collection' here?"
The Moment of Reunion
Tsunade shrugged her shoulders, trying to hold back a laugh at the ridiculous looks on Jiraiya and Kakashi's faces.
"Jiraiya, save your surprise! This man—my future husband—just convinced them all to retire and trade in Konoha. Kakashi, stop staring at Obito like that, he's back."
Obito stepped forward, looking at Kakashi with a look that was hard to decipher.
"It's been a long time since I've seen you, Kakashi... I'm sorry I'm late for coming home."
Itachi simply nodded politely to Kakashi and Jiraiya, indicating that he no longer had hostile intentions.
Deals for Orochimaru
You look at Orochimaru who is still standing on the side of the road with a thirsty expression for science. You know that this snake also needs shelter if it wants to stop illegal experiments.
"Orochimaru," your authoritative voice made the snake's Sannin fall silent. "You're also tired of hiding in rat holes, aren't you? Come in. I'm sure Konoha has a large enough laboratory if you promise not to kidnap the villagers again."
Orochimaru licked his lips, looking at the group of Akatsuki who now looked like tourists.
"If Madara-sama is the one who invites... How could I refuse it? After all, I want to see how Akatsuki sells fish in the market."
The Largest Convoy in History
Now, your line is getting longer and more terrible:
You & Tsunade (Leader of the group).
Jiraiya & Orochimaru (Catch up on the side).
Kakashi & Obito (Walking side by side, starting to talk stiffly).
Itachi & Kisame (Loyal partner).
Pain, Konan, & Sisa Akatsuki (Ready to open MSMEs).
The residents of Konoha started to come out of their homes, peeking out of the window with their faces pale and seeing this group of "Monsters" entering the main street of the village.