"Hey."
At the sound of Aqua's voice, I turned around.
"What are you doing here?" I asked. "I thought you were already sleeping."
"I'm not sleepy," the goddess replied. She looked restless.
Did she need to go to the bathroom?
"So? Did many monsters attack while I was in the tent?" the goddess chuckled and sat down beside me.
"You can mock me if you want, but I'm not taking any risks. Besides, standing guard at night is one of the most common tasks in an adventurer's life. Or does your party not set up watches when you go on quests?"
Aqua considered my question for a few moments before answering.
"I suppose we do. But in our case it's different. We just sit around the fire while we wait for Kazuma to make dinner. Megumin and Darkness always have something to talk about, so it's really hard to get bored with them. And if the night gets too long, we have my party tricks."
I just stared at her, stunned.
"Is that a joke?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"Because what you're describing sounds more like going camping with friends than going on quests!"
"Really? Well, that's how we've always done things," Aqua explained.
Ah, I see. Now I get what's going on here! Her party is probably so efficient that they can afford to let their guard down during quests. After all, with an archpriest, an archwizard, and a crusader, it's not surprising. As for that Kazuma Sato guy, if he really stood up to a formidable enemy like the Dullahan, he must be an extraordinary warrior.
"W-Well, sorry for not being as competent as your companion Kazuma!" I complained, feeling a bit jealous. Just a little.
"Oh, come on. There's no need to get like that. After all, it's not like I expect anything great from such a pathetic guy who got kicked out of his own party."
"Okay, I've had enough. I'm going to sleep."
"Wait! I-I was just joking," the goddess grumbled. "You sure are sensitive, huh?"
"Is that all you're going to say?"
"And what else am I supposed to say? I already told you I was joking." She looked around. "Have you seen my booze?"
"No," I answered dryly. "Didn't you take it into the tent? You usually sleep hugging the bottle. And for your information, when you offend someone, you're supposed to apologize."
"Did I offend you?" she asked in a mocking tone, leaning her body toward me.
She was so close that the skin of our arms brushed together, and I could even smell the alcohol on her breath. Those plump lips… so close…
I felt myself starting to get hard.
"Could you get off me? You reek of wine," I told her. I didn't want her to notice how much it turned me on having her this close. Besides, I was still mad about what happened at the mansion.
"Sorry, okay?"
"Oh, so you're sorry."
"YES, I mean it. Besides, I have fun being with you and…"
Aqua left the sentence unfinished, and for a moment the only sound was the crackling of the flames.
"And?"
"Let's just say I feel… Mmm… protected? No, no, not that much. Safe… that's it! I feel safe when we go on adventures. So—" her lips curved into a bold smile "—thank you for protecting me from the threats lurking in this dark forest, Mr. Paladin!"
"You were doing well until you started talking sarcastically."
"Hey! I apologized, wasn't that what you wanted? Don't be so stingy!"
I shrugged.
"Well, considering it's you we're talking about, I guess I'll take what I can get."
"Very well! Now it's your turn."
"Huh? What do you mean by now it's my t—"
Aqua lifted her legs and placed her feet on my lap.
"W-What are you doing!?" I asked, startled.
"I've been walking all day and now my feet hurt. Give me a massage."
"What? I'm not giving you a foot massage!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not."
Aqua wiggled her toes, inviting me.
"Really? I can apologize to you, but you can't give a simple massage to your beautiful companion who does so much for you?"
My eyes slowly lowered to where her feet were. They were delicate and well-shaped, with slender toes aligned in perfect harmony. A purely natural beauty that showed no signs of any prior care, because they simply didn't need it.
Almost instinctively, my hands moved to her instep. The skin of her feet was soft and smooth, a little cold from walking barefoot.
"Mmm… your hands are warm."
"If I give you a massage, will you leave me alone for the rest of the night?" I asked in an annoyed tone I didn't even believe myself.
She let out a playful giggle.
"Oh, come on, why do you pretend to be annoyed when we both know you're dying to touch them?" And she started pushing one of her feet—the right one—against the palms of my hands, which were warm from the campfire.
I held it firmly.
"That's what you'd like to hear, right, goddess of ego? That any part of your body is simply irresistible to mortals."
"I don't know what you're talking about," she kept smiling, while the flames of the campfire seemed to dance in her dazzling blue eyes. "I'm just asking you for a massage. Is that so wrong?"
"Fine, if that's what you want."
And I began massaging her feet.
The feeling of her delicate skin under my fingers was so warm, so comforting, that if pleasure could burn, my hands would have melted right there.
"Mmm… not bad, not bad at all," the goddess said approvingly.
The more my fingers ran over the surface of her feet, the harder it became to hide the erection under my pants. Shit, why didn't I keep my armor on?
"This feels really good, you know?" Aqua let out a soft sigh of pleasure as my hands now massaged the arches of her feet. "Have you done this before back in your world?"
"Giving a foot massage?"
"Well, that's what we're talking about, right? What's wrong? Do my feet feel so good that you can't even hear me anymore?"
This damn goddess!
I tried to distract myself, thinking about anything else, while my fingers continued exploring her perfect, delicate feet.
"Could you do me a favor and shut your mouth? I'm just focused. If I'm going to do this, I want to do it right. I'm not in the mood to listen to your shitty complaints afterwards."
"Oh! I didn't know you were so eager to please my whims, Mr. Paladin."
"Okay, so you admit this is nothing more than a whim? I'll call the heavenly realm to report you, corrupt goddess!"
"EEEH!? Who are you calling a corrupt goddess, you idiot hikiNEET!? After everything I've done for you! Apologize right now for calling me a corrupt goddess!"
"Fine," I told her calmly, "but in that case we stop the massage. How does that sound?"
The goddess's face twisted into a doubtful expression.
"W-Well, considering this is the first time you're good at something, I suppose it would be very cruel of me to ask you to stop. Go on, continue."
"Or is it just that my hands feel too good and you don't want me to stop because you're a perverted goddess?"
"Oh, so I'm the pervert?" While my hands massaged her right foot, Aqua moved her left one and placed it right on my crotch. "In that case, could you explain what this hard, hot thing I feel under my foot is?"
"That's b-because… Aah…"
The goddess took advantage of my moment of weakness and seized the initiative, moving her heel a little further forward to begin rubbing it against my erection with smooth, straight strokes using the tips of her toes.
When I looked up, I could see her eyes shining with lust and a triumphant smile on her face.
"Wow! This is really incredible," she said. "Not only has it gotten huge, but I can even feel it throbbing, even through the fabric of your pants. You really are such a pervert, Mr. Paladin!"
"Are you stupid? It's obvious that if you do th—"
I tried to fight it, but it was impossible. The words simply got stuck in my throat, and all that came out was a moan of satisfaction when my thick, hard cock ended up trapped between two of Aqua's toes. She started moving it up and down, making my body shake with pleasure.
"Now that I think about it, it's pretty pathetic, don't you think?" she asked mockingly. Her foot didn't stop moving, making the fabric rustle. "Getting this excited over a foot… how embarrassing…¡Puukusukusu!"
By then, all I could do was lean my head back and let myself be carried away by this current of pure pleasure, completely forgetting that I was still angry with her.
"Ara, ara! It's so hard," she sang. "I wonder if it's really my feet that get you like this. Could it be that… you're thinking about something else? Mmm… let me think… about that undead's breasts, perhaps? Don't think I didn't notice the way you kept staring at them with those lewd hikikomori eyes of yours. Oh! Wait. If it's not Wiz, then maybe that other girl? The Archwizard? Her breasts were also quite big, weren't they?"
I gripped the goddess's foot firmly between my fingers.
"What's wrong, Aqua? Are you jealous?"
"Me? Jealous? Pfff! Don't make me laugh! As if a goddess with a divine body like mine would be jealous of an undead or some big-titted little girl. I just want you to confess how perverted you are."
Aqua freed her foot and began caressing my cheek with it, while the other one continued rubbing my erection in a torturous and delicious way.
"This turns you on a lot, doesn't it?" She smiled again through her teeth, and now the toes of her foot gently caressed my nose. "Come on, don't be shy about admitting it," she whispered sensually. "If you do, I'll let you kiss them. How does that sound? Isn't it a good deal?"
I felt my last bit of strength abandon me and then…
"This turns me on… it turns me on so much…" I answered between gasps.
You could say I had no pride, and maybe you'd be right. But honestly, resisting the charms of this damn woman while she was practically giving me a footjob was harder than any high-level quest. So, with no trace of dignity or self-respect left, I began to lean forward, my mouth watering, eager to delight in the divine feet of this shitty goddess.
But before my lips could make contact with her skin, Aqua pulled her foot away.
"You know, now that I think about it, I don't think it's a good idea," she said. "I'd better go back to sleep."
What? Is she fucking with me? Was she going to do the same thing to me again?
Aqua was already getting up from the log and heading toward the tent when something inside me simply snapped.
You stupid, shitty goddess!
"WAAH!"
With a brusque movement of my arms, I lifted Aqua and sat her on top of me.
"Hey! What do you think you're doing? Put me down right now!"
Of course, I had no intention of doing that. So instead, I opened that pretty blue vest she was wearing, making her breasts bounce into my face.
Yes, they might not be as big as Wiz's or that girl whose name I still didn't know. But they were still huge and soft. And they drove me crazy. So I started groping them.
Aqua's reaction was immediate. She began writhing on my lap while my hands played with her tits.
Her moans were a delicious symphony to my ears.
"S-Stop! I'm telling you to stop, you shitty hikikomori! Mmm…"
"You ask me to stop when you've been teasing me all night with your stupid foot? Not to mention what you did to me at the noble's house!"
"At the noble's house?" Aqua repeated with a confused expression on her face. So she really was so clueless that she didn't know what I was talking about, or she was just playing dumb.
I started licking her nipples. Flicking my tongue from side to side and sucking hard on the tips with a series of wet sucking sounds.
SLUUURP!
Her hot moans soon echoed through the entire forest.
"You made sure to get me rock hard and then left in the middle of the night. Or did you already forget?"
Aqua's face had twisted into an expression of immeasurable pleasure. Her adorable cheeks burning red.
"E… then… that was it… t-that's why…? Aaaaah…. that's why…. Ah! That's why you were angry with me… AAAH! D-Don't bite them so hard, you pervert!"
A wet smack was heard when I pulled my lips away from one of her breasts, sending a string of saliva flying through the air.
"That night I really wanted to do it… I was dying to," I confessed. "But you left and didn't even consider my situation… or my feelings."
"Ah, so that was it. Well, in that case let me tell you that we're even now. Because I've been waiting for you inside that tent for a while, but you preferred to stay out here alone instead of with me." The goddess looked at me defiantly. "Are you an idiot?"
Then I began sliding my hand along her creamy legs until I reached her pussy. Which, I should mention, was a complete soaking mess.
"You're the idiot," I replied. "If you wanted to fuck so badly, you should have said it from the beginning. What's with that nonsense of 'aRe YoU nOt CoMiNg To SlEeP'? Look how wet you are."
Then I started fingering her.
The amount of fluids that came out of her every time my fingers hit the back of her vagina was impressive.
Aqua grabbed onto my shoulders and hid her head. Probably so I wouldn't see the embarrassing expressions she was making while I fucked her so good with my fingers.
"My hand is already soaked and I just put it in. No wonder they call you the Goddess of Water," I teased. "Tell me something, did you touch yourself a lot while you were inside the tent?"
I felt Aqua's body move on my lap until her blue eyes were in front of mine. She bit her lip hard, fighting against her own divine pride.
"Kaizer… I want you to fuck me…"
"Is that all?"
"I want you to fill my goddess pussy with your cum," her cheeks flushed even more. "Is that clear enough? Or do you need me to be even more explicit?"
Wow, she really turned into a total slut.
Needless to say, I was already taking off my pants. Aqua, for her part, stood up and spread her legs wide open. Ready to sit on my cock.
I can't wait to stick it in and bury it all the way inside her!
"Aaaah… It's so huge!" she exclaimed with a terrible slutty face.
"You'd better get that pussy ready, because I don't plan on taking it out until dawn."
"Shut up and put it in already!" the goddess ordered.
So I started positioning my cock, looking for that delicious hole that wouldn't stop dripping.
I began rubbing her entrance with the glans.
"Aaaah! I can feel the tip! Ah! It feels so good! Come on, come on! Put the rest in! Don't make me wait any longer or I'll go crazy!"
And then…
"HEEEEELP!"
"Huh?"
"SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEAAAAASE!"
…screams for help tore through the night.