Chapter 57: The Surgically Enhanced 36D
Who would have thought that buffs could actually be added.
This was beyond Zhou Han's expectations.
Originally, Zhou Han only wanted to make a quick profit in gold and be done with it.
He never expected that this group would have such a function.
This was an unexpected surprise.
"I wonder what kind of buff will appear?"
Full of anticipation, Zhou Han opened it.
[Group Buff]
Group Level LV1: Each member gains 2000 HP, administrators gain 4000 HP, and the group leader gains 6000 HP.
Group Level LV2: Level not reached, cannot be activated.
Note: The group leader has the authority to block members' buffs; they can even turn them into debuffs, reducing all attributes by 30%.
Amazing!
This group is way too powerful!
It directly gives every member an extra 2000 HP.
You have to know that Zhou Han's +3 Heart-Protecting Lotus, after three upgrades, only provides 1500 HP.
And that only works on a single target.
Zhou Han couldn't help but marvel at the power of the Group Card +6.
And the insane strength of an SSS-tier talent.
Administrators effectively receive double the boost,
while the group leader gets triple the boost.
Once it reaches LV2, new buffs can be activated.
"Looks like I'll have to manage this group properly in the future."
Seeing the buff bonuses also changed Zhou Han's original plan.
He would continuously upgrade this group and make it stronger.
When he saw the note, Zhou Han was also a bit shocked.
"The group leader's authority is way too strong! Not only can they strip members of their buffs, they can even give them a debuff."
This completely controls others' lifelines!
After all, reducing all attributes by 30% would be miserable—no one would want to experience that.
[Detected that the LV1 buff has been activated. Enable it?]
"Enable!"
As soon as he spoke, Zhou Han immediately felt a stream of white light flow into his body.
The sensation of gaining 6000 HP was incredibly refreshing.
At the same time, after the buff was activated, it was announced in the group.
[Group Announcement: LV1 buff activated. All members gain 2000 HP.]
Jia Feiqiu: Damn, a stream of white light entered my body, and I directly gained 2000 HP.
Zhou Kai: Awesome, Boss Zhou Han. That 1000 gold was totally worth it.
Wan Cheng: This is insane. There are even buffs. I feel like I'm about to take off.
Zhou Zhuang: Brother Han is awesome. We even share the same surname. From now on, I'm your little brother. Just say the word if you need anything.
…
Everyone's attitude quickly changed—from initial complaints,
to ecstatic joy.
What does 2000 HP even mean?
Many of them didn't even have 2000 total HP before.
Suddenly gaining such a boost—how could they not feel excited and grateful?
So what if they lick up to Zhou Han?
As long as they can get greater benefits, being a bootlicker is the way to go.
Kim Dagen: Zhou Han, consider yourself lucky. For the sake of the buff, I won't argue with you.
Park Dachang: You must have realized the power of our country. That's why you're scared and made this compensation.
Park Dehao: Glory to our great nation. These guys from Zone 666 are terrified of us.
Jung Daji: Hahaha… Soon enough, our country will sweep across all zones.
…
On the other side, after receiving the buff,
those people became even more arrogant, completely looking down on others.
Mei Aoxue: You people are shameless. Not only are you ungrateful, but you say such disgusting things. Do you have no shame?
Zheng Zaipiao: How dare you speak to us like that? Watch your tone.
Liu Bo: Shut up, you shameless trash. You're disgusting.
Cui Daji: Kid, don't be ungrateful. When we invade, we won't let you off.
Kim Xiumei: You're all garbage. Our oppas are the strongest.
Lee Jiyan: Zone 666 belongs to us now. This group too.
…
Soon, the people from Zone 666 were overwhelmed.
When it comes to arguing, they were no match for these arrogant fools.
The other side kept spamming the chat,
proclaiming their superiority.
They even wanted to take over Zhou Han's group.
"Hmph! Arrogant fools. Time to teach you a harsh lesson."
Zhou Han couldn't stand it anymore. These people were utterly shameless.
He had reached his limit.
"Block the buffs of all members from Zone 1000, and apply a debuff to them."
Zhou Han directly stripped away their buffs.
But that wasn't all.
Since he said he would teach them a lesson,
he would absolutely follow through.
He immediately applied a debuff, reducing all their attributes by 30%.
[Operation successful. Debuff effect applied.]
With the system notification,
a black light shot into the bodies of the affected members.
Like a demon from the abyss, it wrapped around them.
Their energy visibly weakened at a rapid pace.
"Damn it! Why is my energy disappearing? My body suddenly feels weak—what's going on?"
"Shit! Not only did my HP drop, even my movement speed slowed down. What's happening?"
"I can't even beat a level 10 monster now. My combat power dropped too much. How am I supposed to survive?"
"Look, look! There's an announcement in the group. It's all Zhou Han's doing!"
These people suddenly became extremely fragile, filled with fear.
After all, in such a dangerous world, once you become weak, you'll only be eliminated.
Soon, they saw the group announcements.
[Group Announcement: Group leader Zhou Han has blocked all buffs for Zone 1000 members.]
[Group leader Zhou Han has applied a debuff to all Zone 1000 members, reducing all attributes by 30%.]
"Damn it! A 30% reduction in all attributes—how are we supposed to live?"
"It's over, completely over. What do we do?"
"Let's go beg him now. Maybe he'll go easy on us."
"Right, people from that country are the most kind-hearted. They love peace. They'll definitely let us go."
The once arrogant group suddenly remembered how "kind" others were.
They hurriedly sent messages in the chat.
Kim Dagen: Honorable group leader, we were wrong. Please forgive us!
Park Dachang: Great leader, please spare us. We're nothing but trash. Don't lower yourself to our level.
Lee Xiuyan: Oppa Zhou Han, please spare us. Let me serve you well.
Lee Jiyan: Oppa Zhou Han, I've got 36D tits. I'll make you feel amazing. I'm waiting at XXX coordinates—let's have some wild outdoor fun.
Zhou Han: Sorry, I'm not interested in your surgically enhanced 36D.
Zhou Han: If you want the debuff removed, bring gold. Whoever offers a satisfying price, I'll remove it for them.
After seeing Zhou Han's message, the members finally saw hope.
Each of them was willing to sell even their underwear for gold.
Hoping their offer would satisfy Zhou Han.
After all, gold can be earned again,
but a reduction in all attributes
means HP, defense, attack, movement speed, attack speed, and more would all drop.
That would be fatal.
If they didn't remove it, they might even lose their lives.
So how could they not go all out?
"What? Only 1000 gold? Are you begging? Get lost."
"Hmm, you're Kim Dagen? 6000 gold—barely acceptable."
"Park Dachang? That name is a bit inappropriate. You'll have to pay more!"
"Hurry up and pay. My time is valuable."
…
These people rushed to initiate trades with Zhou Han,
each one scrambling to hand over gold.
Their previous arrogance had completely vanished.
In its place was submission and constant flattery.
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