A soba shop.
That's right. At my core, I'm still a soba shop owner.
"Things have finally settled down with the other stores, and shopping for ingredients has gotten a lot easier lately."
Thanks to Reiza, I could now delegate the purchasing runs. She was incredibly reliable.
"Maybe I should try opening for lunch."
Currently we only operated from around 3 PM onward as a break-time spot, and alcohol was the main draw. The soba was basically a side dish—an awkward compromise I had made to slowly introduce soba to this world.
But now? "Yeah… it's fine. Let's do it."
Lunchtime had been impossible before because of ingredient runs, but with Reiza handling that, I could finally test daytime service.
"Soba! And booze!"
"Over here too—more alcohol!!"
I had heard stories back in Japan about people who drank from early afternoon while working. This world was basically like that every day.
I knew that, but still—
"Alcohol—!!"
If soba orders were 1, alcohol orders were easily 3.
"I've been waiting for this place to open during the day!"
"Well… I'm glad you're happy, but…"
Eat the soba, people. Eat the soba.
Of course customers were eating the noodles too, but far too many just drank and left.
"Well, it's not a big deal…"
I hadn't priced the soba high—only two copper coins (about 200 yen). Alcohol was one copper coin per cup (100 yen). Maybe that was the problem. Most people ended up drinking three or four cups anyway.
I thought hard about it.
Selling lots of alcohol was fine. But I really wanted people to eat the soba too.
I am a soba shop owner, after all.
Then it hit me.
"That's it! A lunch set! Let's do a lunch set!"
Back in Japan the chain I worked for only had morning sets, but they were popular and brought in repeat customers even at night.
"Alright! Lunch set it is!"
The next day I put up a huge sign:
**Lunchtime Special: Soba + Alcohol for 2 copper coins. Soba + Fruit Juice also 2 copper coins.**
I had been keeping the juice as a secret menu, but it was time to release it.
I expected a lot of customers who wanted the cheap combo.
"Juice!!!"
Instead, a swarm of kids showed up.
"It comes with soba, you know."
"We'll eat it!"
The kids attacked the mori-soba-style lunch sets like starving wolves.
"Soba and alcohol for only 2 copper? For real?!"
"Totally real."
"Set menu!"
Soba flew off the tables one after another.
I had set up standing tables for quick service, and the standing style was surprisingly well accepted. Eat, drink, leave. Fast turnover.
The place was packed, but it rotated nicely.
This could work.
I was feeling pretty good—until the next day, when the Guild Master summoned me.
"Too cheap."
The Guild Master wore a stern expression.
"Is it bad…?"
Ah. I should have consulted him beforehand.
"Before, when you were doing everything on credit, the price wasn't publicly posted so I could overlook it. But now you've written the price on a big sign? That's not allowed."
Hmm. Tricky.
Even after five years here, I still couldn't get used to some of the customs.
To me, posting prices was common sense. Otherwise customers could be ripped off.
But in this world, openly displaying prices was apparently considered vulgar.
"Alright, I'll stop posting the price, but…"
"Even so, it's still too cheap. Soba plus alcohol for 2 copper coins? On credit I could charge double—4 coins. This is way too low."
Difficult.
"I don't want to cause trouble for the other shops…"
Business here was all about helping each other.
"But the alcohol is the same price I charge everyone else, right?"
I was wholesaling barrels that could fill 600 cups for the equivalent of 10,000 yen—one cup roughly 16.6 yen. Dirt cheap.
I figured a 60-70% profit margin on alcohol was more than enough.
"…Ah. Yeah. About that."
The Guild Master suddenly became vague.
Don't tell me—
"Since it's on credit, the exact amount is left to the shop's discretion."
Meaning some shops were charging way more than 2 copper and pocketing nearly 90% profit.
"But I want to spread soba culture, Guild Master."
"Yes. That's the point. Actually, I have a great idea!"
"Seriously? Guild Master, I really trust you—you always give clear feedback and then offer a solid alternative right away!"
He really was reliable in that regard. He would say no when something was wrong, but always followed up with a solution.
"Remember when we were drinking and you told me about events from your country?"
Events? What did I talk about?
"Those eating contests."
"Oh! The big-eating championships!"
Yeah, I had mentioned them.
"You said there were soba-eating contests too, right?"
"There were, there were."
A soba-eating contest in the capital? Sounds perfect.
"Actually, an imperial prince is visiting the city right now."
"Oh?"
"He's quite the fat one."
"I see."
"And we need to entertain him properly. He has a huge ego—has to be the best at everything."
"So… a big-eating contest."
"Pretty much the only things he can be praised for are eating and sleeping."
"And it'll be in front of everyone?"
"We'll rent the coliseum. If you're willing, we can hold it soon."
"I'd love to! Please do it!"
When I got home, Merry-chan and Miu-chan were "playing."
Playing.
Yeah… I'm pretty sure it was playing. Probably.
"Oooooohhh♡♡♡ Nooo♡♡♡ My pussy's turning into a stupid mess♡♡♡♡♡"
"Ahaha♡♡♡ But Miu-chan's fermented cum inside your pussy tastes so good♡♡♡"
"I can't take it anymore♡♡♡ Don't move your arm around inside meeee♡♡♡"
Merry-chan had her entire slim arm buried deep in Miu-chan's pussy—full fisting.
What a maniac.
"Welcome home♡" Merry-chan greeted cheerfully.
"M-Master♡ Miu's pussy… is being ruined♡♡♡"
Miu-chan's face was bright red, begging for help with her eyes.
I smiled.
"Merry-chan, keep your arm inside her just like that."
I stepped behind Merry-chan and slammed my cock straight into her dripping wet pussy without any foreplay.
"Oooooohhhhh♡♡♡ Cock♡♡♡ No foreplay at all♡♡♡ Just raw cock♡"
"No need. You're already soaked."
I started pounding Merry-chan hard. Every brutal thrust made her body jolt, which in turn made her arm thrash violently inside Miu-chan's pussy.
"Funyaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! Nooo!!! Your arm—!! Your arm is moving too much!!!"
Every time Merry-chan came, her arm spasmed and punched deep inside Miu, turning the dog-eared girl's pussy into a complete wreck.
"Miu-chan, I'm basically done using healing medicine on you. If your pussy gets too loose and gaped, it stays that way forever."
"Funyaaaaaaaahhhhh♡♡♡ Nooo♡♡♡ Medicine♡ Fix me with medicine♡♡♡"
Hearing that, Merry-chan's arm moved even more aggressively.
"Fumyuuuuuuuuhhhhh♡♡♡♡♡ Nooooo♡♡♡ Merry-chan♡ Don't move your arm like thaaaat♡♡♡ My proud pussy is turning into a sloppy, gaping idiot cunt♡♡♡ It won't close anymoreeeee♡♡♡"
I focused on Merry-chan, gripping her hips and railing her tiny half-elf pussy.
"You just gave birth not long ago, yet your pussy is still so tight and small. Feels amazing."
"Gori gori♡ Being disciplined by Master's huge cock♡♡♡ I love it♡♡♡ I'm cumming so much I might die♡♡♡"
Her body bounced violently with every thrust. Miu-chan's body bounced in sync, completely at the mercy of Merry-chan's fisting arm.
So cute. Both of them.
I pulled Miu closer, laid Merry-chan on her back, and kept her arm buried deep.
"Alright, Merry-chan, pull your arm out slowly."
"Haa♡ Yes♡♡♡"
"I-I'm cumming—!!♡♡♡ This position is too much—!!♡♡♡"
Merry-chan's arm was still thrashing inside Miu.
Then—
"I'm cummingggggg!!!!!!"
"It feels so goooood!!!!!!"
Both girls screamed in orgasm at the same time.
Yeah. Adorable.
Merry-chan's half-elf pussy was still deliciously tight.
"Next is Miu."
Merry-chan obediently began to withdraw her arm.
"Hiiiiiigiiiiiiii!!!!!!"
*Splaaaaash!!!!*
A massive gush of girl-cum erupted from Miu's ruined pussy with an obscene sound.
"Aaah… it's so stretched open."
Steam seemed to rise from her gaping hole. Incredible.
"My arm is completely covered in Miu-chan's pussy juice♡♡♡"
Merry-chan started masturbating with the same hand that had just been inside Miu.
"Hey, Merry-chan. I'm going to creampie Miu again."
"Yes♡"
She looked delighted.
"Nooo♡♡♡ My pussy again♡♡♡"
"Yeah. And you're not allowed to wipe it out until tomorrow. I'm going to pump you full."
"I-I'm losing my mind♡♡♡ Miu's going crazy♡♡♡"
Miu was already twitching and bouncing from excitement.
"She's completely broken already."
"So mean♡♡♡ Miu loves Master's creampies and Merry-chan's rough arm-fucking♡♡♡ My pussy and my head are both turning into complete idiots♡♡♡"
I slid my cock into Miu's sloppy, gaping pussy. It went in smoothly—noticeably looser than before.
"Come on, tighten up. If you don't, I won't creampie you."
"I'll tighten♡ I'll squeeze with everything I have♡♡♡ So Master will please fill Miu's pussy♡♡♡ I'll work so hard for it♡♡♡"
Miu desperately tried to clench her ruined walls around me.
A little better. Good.
"Merry-chan."
"Yes♡"
"Then you can use Miu's fluffy dog ears to masturbate."
"Eh? Ah—yes♡ I'll rub my pussy all over Miu-chan's soft, fluffy ears♡"
"Nooo♡♡♡ Beastkin ears are our pride♡♡♡"
"You already submitted to my cum last time, remember?"
"I lost to Master's cum♡♡♡"
"Today you're going to lose to Merry-chan's pussy juice too. Happy?"
"So mean♡♡♡ Miu has no pride left♡♡♡ Use me however you like♡♡♡"
"Rubbing my wet pussy on these fluffy ears feels so good♡ I'm going to do this every day♡"
"Good, you're tightening up again. Then I'm cumming."
"Funyaaaaaaaahhhhh♡♡♡ Being used as a sex toy by both of you is making me cum♡♡♡ Miu is so happyyyyy♡♡♡"
Second massive creampie.
"I'm cummingggggg!!!!!!"
Miu's body arched violently in orgasm as I flooded her womb with thick, hot cum.
"Keep it inside until tomorrow, got it?"
"Yes♡♡♡"
Miu smiled blissfully, completely broken and satisfied.