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My bad luck so high, I accidentally started a marriage war

Inuzuka Kyotaru is a guy who doesn't just have bad luck—he has a universe that actively hates his guts. Between exploding alarm clocks and targeted bird strikes, he just wanted one thing: a normal confession to his beautiful childhood friend, uko Yoshino. But after being "friend-zoned" into a different dimension by the neighborhood's resident Saint, Kyotaru’s life takes a turn from tragic to absurd. In a moment of misplaced heroism, he saves a silver-haired girl from a truck moving at the blistering speed of two miles per hour. Enter Amilia Shindou-Ainsworth. She’s rich, she’s eccentric, and according to her family’s bizarre ancient tradition, Kyotaru is now her Eternal Consort. Now, Kyotaru finds himself trapped in a localized war zone: The Saintly Childhood Friend: Yuko, whose kindness hides a possessive streak wide enough to swallow a classroom, isn't ready to let her unlucky pet go. The Traditional Heiress: Amilia, who has traded her fortress of bodyguards for Kyotaru’s guest room and a tactical obsession with destiny. With one girl bringing high-explosive flares to friendship hangouts and the other claiming marital rights based on physics-defying accidents, Kyotaru’s only goal is to survive the semester. In a world where love is a battlefield and the weapons are rocket launchers and traditional logic, can the world’s unluckiest boy find a moment of peace? Or will the Marriage War claim him before the next bread-van does?
Inuzukasenpai · 127 Views

Naruto Grievance Template System

"I Madara, declare you the strongest!" "I! Ultra Fighter! Say, Stand proud you are strong!" 'Stfu you brat!!! That's my line! And why are you proclaiming an explosive tag to be the strongest!!!!!' 'EXPLOSION!!!!' 'What is wrong with you you crazy delusional little brat!!! Stop exploding me every time I insult explosive tags!!!!!' ... "He is a spy for every village other than Konoha!" - Tobirama "Murder everyone in Konoha!!! Kill those old F&CKE#S!! Ultra Fighter gooo!!!!!" - Kushina "Why is Kakashi reading that in public!!! Oh the Hatake family lineage is doomed. At least play doom instead of reading that shit!!!!" Sakumo Hatake "My brother is still alive!? And he wishes to end this cursed village established by the Senju!!! Good job brother!! I knew you'd do the right thing and erase all those senju!! What!? Your disciple killed all the Uchiha!? Ultra Fighter kill him!!!!! Bring the fist of justice down on his face and explode it beyond recognition!!!" - Izuna "Haruto is a good boy...I wish to meet the Dark Lord he so devoutly prays to everyday though he must be very powerful." - Hashirama 'Psst...Mito....give me my money now, I want to go buy some stuff for Tsunade.' "Haruto is a boy who has well developed goals and emotions. His ideas are ingenious and he has advanced the Shinobi world by a few decades if not centuries by himself. Above all he is Ultra Fighter and I respect Ultra Fighter very much." - Mito 'Hashi....Tsuna is not here.....don't tell me you're going to gamble away those points to earn Madara's clothes from Izuna...again' ... "And with this treasure, I summon- Madara Uchiha." - Obito "Oh shit!!! The fight's getting good!!! I want to see who'll win between Madara and Ultra Fighter!!" - All Hokage (Except Tobirama) ... "Hahah~ Daddy Mahoraga!!" 'Stfu you brat!!! I didn't look like that when I summoned it!!!' .... Come along if you wish to go on a journey where the power system of Naruto is on steroids and characters from all walks of life witness Ultra Fighter's rise to greatness all in hopes of the universe's most epic battle between two people who proclaim each other is the strongest. ... Cover Image was generated using AI. Also cross posted on royal road.
Hooin_Kyoma · 20.1k Views