humor

Itadori Yuji knew of a cursed spirit — one born from the negative emotions humans feel toward one another. She appears innocent and pure on the surface, but beneath that hides a cunning, unpredictable nature. She is extraordinarily dangerous: her technique, Idle Transfiguration, can effortlessly attack the very souls of others. She delights in pure chaos — she once turned Fushiguro Megumi into a woman, gave Todou Aoi eighteen arms like an Asura, transformed a disaster-class cursed spirit into a magical girl… leaving nearly everyone around her with lasting psychological trauma. And yet, in the end, no one — not even Itadori — could truly bring themselves to hate her. Because when the most terrible disasters and enemies came, it was she who stepped forward and sacrificed herself to save everyone. "Haha… don't be sad… A cursed spirit born from humans… naturally loves humans the most…" Hehe. Just kidding. In truth, all of this was simply because a certain someone who transmigrated into a real person had absolutely no intention of getting their resurrection point camped by Geto Suguru. --- P- Walnut-chan Chaotic fun, power fantasy, no romance route, lots of fluff】

The war between the Seven Seas ended in blood and smoke, the mechanical Gearborn were driven back at a terrible cost. Fifteen years later, the scars remain—and history is repeating itself. Redwynn Tidespinn grew up on a forgotten island in Valencia. Though he was young, the war took everything from him, leaving behind the endless teal sea and his dreams for something greater. He never imagined that “something greater” would be the dreaded return of the Gearborn themselves. As a new war threatens to ignite, Red is drawn into a conflict he wants no part in. Armed with nothing but his cunning sea heart and a dangerous talent for invention, will Red survive the oncoming storm—or share the fate of those who came before him?

[Dungeons & Monsters]+[Streaming]+[System]+[Cultivation]+[Multiple races]+[Multiple Dimensions]+[Overpowered MC] [AN: Please do not buy the Red Rank Privilege yet, the chapters are yet to be amended.] Five years ago, The Merge shattered everything. Earth was pulled into a vast network of dimensions, overrun by dungeons and monsters — and governed by a System that turned survival into spectacle. Hunters could stream their runs to a cosmic audience, trading clout for resources, and those who awakened rose to power. Everyone else learned to endure. Reyansh endured. After losing his father to a dungeon, he's been holding his family together ever since — working multiple jobs at fifteen to support his sick mother and younger sister, all while chasing a dream that was slipping with every passing moment. He failed to awaken at twelve, he kept going anyway. 3 years later, he scrapes together enough to buy an Awakening Potion — And this time, it works. But something else wakes up alongside him. [Cosmic Patron System Initialized] A system no one else can see. While every hunter can stream their hunts, Reyansh's system is different — it connects him to beings across every dimension from the very start, and it promises something no ordinary system offers: 100× rewards on everything he earns, among other things he has yet to discover. The catch? He has to perform for it. Every dungeon run becomes a broadcast, every fight, a show. As his channel grows, powerful and mysterious patrons begin sending gifts, abilities, and opportunities his way. But the bigger his audience gets, the more dangerous the eyes in it become. Reyansh wanted strength enough to protect his family and himself but he may have gotten something more. Because in this universe where strength is everything — being watched might be the most dangerous power of all. [Milestones:] (Renewable every week) 100 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 200 Powerstones = 3 Bonus Chapter 50 Golden tickets = 1 Bonus Chapter 100 Golden tickets = 3 Bonus Chapter Extra Bonus Chapters (at least +2) depends on type of gifts donated (Massage Chair and above).

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.

Jacob Hemlock is a troubled man who has discovered his society is absurdly powerful. He is probably immortal due to how bullshit and anime life can be. To the point he is unsure of even achieving his new ultimate dream. But he still vibes with life too hard. The main story of this book is completed. After enough journalling of my schizo life, it's just a semi-stable man's blog. https://discord.gg/xYEmZ3nj This is a discord link to a text rp server for 18+ and it's sfw. No sex, but we will be edgy lol.

Our protagonist suddenly finds himself becoming a Jumper without explanation. Making do with this generous opportunity he will aim to fulfill his own desires of freedom, power and happiness all the while leaving the worlds he lives in either better or worse off. *Just your generic SI wish fullfilment fanfic* __ My first official story. I am simply a hobby writer doing this for fun. Feedback would be appreciated to improve my amateurish writing. And most importantly, have fun reading!

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

In an attempt to rescue Iruka, Naruto uses an unknown jutsu from the forbidden scroll. The result? His original body obliterated, but in its place emerges a sleek, state-of-the-art model crafted by the Nidaime. Behold—Naruto is now 2B, a synthetic shinobi (or kunoichi if you prefer), ready to rock the ninja world like never before!

In a world at war with the evil Demon King… a hero shall rise, destined to stand against him… That hero will wear green… and… underwear?! Join the most hilariously pathetic hero in the entire universe on his epic adventure! From being the undisputed champion of gaming at the highest difficulty level to becoming a hero in nothing but his briefs, trying to defeat evil. Can Green Froggy overcome the darkness armed with nothing but a rusty knife and absurdly unshakable determination?! Read on to find out! P.S. This story will be completed restarted on Royal Road! This material will remain as a draft. If you want to continue reading the aventures of Green Froggy, you can check it out in the new platform! I Will be posting this Story on Royal Road!

A kaiju ate me alive. I felt my ribs go one at a time. Then something in the dark of its gut decided I was not finished. It started my heart with a hand that was not mine, and I walked out of the corpse on my own two feet, the only person who ever has. That was the night she bought the rights to whatever I had become. One screen. One subscriber. The screen is my life, live and uncut. The subscriber is her, and she pays whatever it costs to keep the feed running: every fight, every wound, every hour I lose to the thing growing up the inside of my spine. When I run, the money finds me. When I bleed, the bid climbs. The Defense Force has me filed as a contaminant. The corporations want me as their next headliner. She understood the part both of them missed: the stronger the parasite makes me, the less of me is left. Every night, behind one glowing screen, the woman who calls herself my sponsor watches me turn into the thing that killed me. She has never once looked away.

[Anime Direction] + [No System] + [Love Rivalry] + [Passionate] + [Daily Emotions] ...... Carrying a certain regret and an unbearable sense of guilt, Lucian finally arrived at Tracen Academy—the training school for Uma Musume. ...... Lucian: "Run as freely as you can. Don’t let anyone take the view ahead of you." Silence Suzuka: "Mr. Lucian..." ...... Lucian: "Chubby, if you keep eating, your weight’s going up again." Special Week: "Ugh... but your cooking is just too delicious~ And... Lucian-san, please don’t call me chubby!" ...... Lucian: "Shut up, all of you! If you’re watching the race, then watch properly. If you love shouting so much, do you want me to shove a mic in your mouth?!" "Victory isn’t decided on the track, but off it? What a cowardly tactic." Rice Shower: "Lucian-kun, you’re also Rice Shower’s hero." ...... --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam

I've traversed into Genshin Impact, but the time of traversal is a bit too early. Hiss... Perhaps it's not necessarily too early. Everyone when they were young is also very cute. As for me, my communication skills aren't that great, but fortunately, I still have the ability to communicate with children. Although I couldn't immediately see them in their prime, being able to witness their childhood, isn't that also very good? I am a very ordinary person, without a system, and without any special abilities. But, at least I can still do some things that I am capable of doing. Make this world better, let each child's childhood have an extra wisp of beautiful and gentle breeze. I like cute little creatures, like the touch of purity in people's hearts, like leisurely daily life. My story should be very ordinary, not as magnificent as other traverser predecessors. But it should also have its own unique aspects that belong to me. The story originates from ten years ago, Genshin Impact's main storyline should be far off in the distance. So, before the main storyline arrives, do you want to come with me on a journey that lasts for ten years? [No System + No Knife + Healing + Male Protagonist + Plain + Genshin Impact + Teyvat + Daily Life + Non-Invincible + Adventure]

Wrong world. Right power. A wand in hand, a universe in mind. A first-year at Hogwarts wakes a Mythic Primordial System that speaks in principles older than magic. Spells still work—just not like the textbooks say. The System unlocks Sevenfold Insight, hardens skin to ironbound flesh, and sets quests that pay out for clever choices: earn a beast’s trust, outwit goblins at the bank, turn a duel into an alliance. While professors grade charms and hexes, he builds a hidden Sanctum and learns to weave fate-threads through choice, promise, and name. Each step bends school rules—potions become elixirs, brooms become windcraft, shields become bodies that do not break. Dark wizards scheme in shadow. The System is already there, several moves ahead. Magic meets myth—and the syllabus will never survive it.

Kei Furukawa's motivations for becoming a magical girl are far from heroic: she desperately wants to capture the attention of her oblivious crush. When a mysterious entity grants her the power to transform into the dazzling Magic Girl Stelara, Kei sees her chance. However, her newfound abilities come with a bizarre and inconvenient catch. The moment she catches the gaze of any member of the public, her transformation instantly unravels, leaving her powerless and potentially in a very awkward situation. Now, Kei must juggle her secret identity, her burgeoning magical duties, and her increasingly complicated attempts to impress her crush, all while desperately trying to avoid being seen by anyone at the most inopportune moments. Her journey to win affection might just inadvertently lead her to discover the true meaning of heroism, one embarrassing de-transformation at a time. Alternative Titles: Min'na boku ga mahō shōjo nante shinjite kurenakatta yo!, みんな僕が魔法少女なんて信じてくれなかったよ！

NO AI!!! This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name.Definitely an OC story. A SI story depending on your definition-- her knowledge of Naruto as well as other modern things matches mine when I started the story, so I had some sort of basis for her advantages instead of doing research to give her things that would be convenient.You won't ever see references to her first life: no name, family, or death. Of course, that lack of background comes with its own problems. Support me: https://ko-fi.com/neverluckysmile

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of “damsel in distress.” She’s no maiden — just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He’s no terrifying beast — just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It’s all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" (This is a translated work ) ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

In most isekai stories, the hero wakes up with incredible powers: a game system, legendary skills, a cheat inventory, maybe even a gacha slot machine handing out instant power. Jake gets none of that. Instead, he inherits something far less glamorous— a slightly rundown farm. Dropped into a bizarre world where pieces of countless universes seem to coexist, Jake quickly realizes things don’t follow any single logic. Heroes, monsters, magical creatures, and people from wildly different worlds exist side-by-side as if it’s perfectly normal. And somehow… his farm sits right in the middle of it all. ________________________________________ A Different Kind of Isekai Without a leveling system or magical interface telling him what to do, Jake has to rely on something rare in this genre: • Common sense • Hard work • People skills • And occasionally sheer stubbornness Farming becomes less about crops and more about navigating a strange new reality. The land itself holds secrets, the environment reacts in unexpected ways, and the farm slowly becomes a gathering place for individuals who don’t quite fit anywhere else. ________________________________________ The Unusual Neighbors Jake’s quiet agricultural life doesn’t stay quiet for long. His daily routine includes dealing with: • A spooky but oddly friendly neighbor • A mischievous floating cat • A surprisingly competent farmhand • And a growing number of visitors who probably shouldn’t logically exist in the same universe Yet somehow, through patience, curiosity, and a lot of improvisation, the farm begins to flourish. ________________________________________ A World That Shouldn’t Work… But Does The world of Isekai Farm Life is a chaotic blend of influences—fantasy, sci-fi, superheroes, monsters, and mythology all colliding in ways that shouldn’t make sense. And yet, instead of becoming a battlefield, Jake’s farm slowly becomes something else: A neutral ground. A community hub. A place where impossible things somehow coexist. ________________________________________ A Story About Growth At its heart, Isekai Farm Life isn’t about conquering kingdoms or becoming the strongest hero. It’s about: • Building something meaningful from almost nothing • Turning strangers into friends • And discovering that sometimes the most powerful thing in a strange new world… is simply giving people a place to belong.

Ashes of Legacy "Some deaths are merely the beginning of a new, far more dangerous game." Adrian Kyle was a cold-blooded strategist and master politician who ruled the world from the shadows. He thought his story ended in a blaze of fire and betrayal — but fate had other plans. Reborn in a world of magic, bloodlines, and deadly intrigue, he awakens as Kael Grenfort — a child carrying an ancient curse and the sharp mind of a man who once controlled nations. With a powerful family legacy, ruthless enemies, and the heavens themselves against him, Kael must use his political genius and growing magical power to protect his new family… and burn down everything that stands in his way. Revenge is his inheritance. Strategy is his weapon. And this time — he will not lose.

Join the Discord Community. [discord.gg/cnpHXTfxR] *** WARNING!!! 18+ Contents Included! (skippable) *** Reiji, an ordinary high school student, was truck-kuned into a parallel timeline where the world had fallen into chaos. Dungeon gates appeared everywhere across the globe, and humans awakened mysterious powers. But that wasn't the worst of it. A strange phenomenon wiped out all the men in the world. Thinking he had hit the ultimate jackpot as the only male left on Earth, he quickly realizes that his nightmare has only just begun when he discovered that his cheerful female friend from his original world, Morikawa Hina, is no longer the same. She is now his obsessive, unhinged yandere girlfriend and worse... She was the one who brutally murdered the previous Reiji to keep him all to herself. As if that wasn't bad enough, Reiji awakens a ridiculous system – The Dominion Bond System. *** Ding! [Host has successfully awakened the Dominion Bond System.] [A system that allows the host to grow stronger through emotional bonds and intimate connections with many spouse ;) ] *** Ding! [Host must mate with his two female partner to gain 7 Silver Tier Mystery Gifts and bonus rewards!] [The longer and more satisfied they are, the greater the rewards!] *** Trapped in a world with no men, a yandere girlfriend who would kill for love, and a system that forces him into intimate relationships just to survive. Reiji realizes one thing: This wasn't a fantasy he had expected when he was hit by Truck-kun. This was hell. And in this world, love might be more dangerous than death.