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A kaiju ate me alive. I felt my ribs go one at a time. Then something in the dark of its gut decided I was not finished. It started my heart with a hand that was not mine, and I walked out of the corpse on my own two feet, the only person who ever has. That was the night she bought the rights to whatever I had become. One screen. One subscriber. The screen is my life, live and uncut. The subscriber is her, and she pays whatever it costs to keep the feed running: every fight, every wound, every hour I lose to the thing growing up the inside of my spine. When I run, the money finds me. When I bleed, the bid climbs. The Defense Force has me filed as a contaminant. The corporations want me as their next headliner. She understood the part both of them missed: the stronger the parasite makes me, the less of me is left. Every night, behind one glowing screen, the woman who calls herself my sponsor watches me turn into the thing that killed me. She has never once looked away.

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chen Xu is delighted to discover that many of the legendary games from his previous life simply don't exist here. Just as he's ready to make a name for himself, he awakens the Emotion Collection System. The system allows him to grow stronger by collecting the emotions of players who experience his games—joy, sadness, excitement, fear, anger, and more. But there's one thing he just can't understand. Why is it so much easier to earn resentment than happiness? Staring at the mountain of points pouring in, Chen Xu is completely baffled. And so, his career as a game designer gradually takes a... rather questionable turn. In Undertale, countless players slam their desks in frustration: "Wait- the game was playing me?!" In Outlast, terrified players scream: "The locker moved! I'm done! I'm not playing anymore!" In Dark Souls, players begin their journey full of excitement... Only to end up yelling: "Get lost! Just leave! Take your First Flame and go! Leave the Fire Keeper behind—we don't want to link the fire anymore!" In Call of Duty, Soap, Roach, and Ghost fall in battle. In Final Fantasy VII, Zack dies, and Aerith is struck down. In Red Dead Redemption, Arthur and John are betrayed. Players around the world collectively lose their minds: "Damn you, Chen Xu! Can't you be nice to your protagonists for once?!" When a reporter asks him how he feels about the endless criticism from players, Chen Xu simply smiles. "Criticism? What criticism?" "This is the passionate encouragement of gamers around the world." "This is love." "Thank you, everyone. I'll continue working even harder!"

In an attempt to rescue Iruka, Naruto uses an unknown jutsu from the forbidden scroll. The result? His original body obliterated, but in its place emerges a sleek, state-of-the-art model crafted by the Nidaime. Behold—Naruto is now 2B, a synthetic shinobi (or kunoichi if you prefer), ready to rock the ninja world like never before! Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/X7sphRUsxJ

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

In most isekai stories, the hero wakes up with incredible powers: a game system, legendary skills, a cheat inventory, maybe even a gacha slot machine handing out instant power. Jake gets none of that. Instead, he inherits something far less glamorous— a slightly rundown farm. Dropped into a bizarre world where pieces of countless universes seem to coexist, Jake quickly realizes things don’t follow any single logic. Heroes, monsters, magical creatures, and people from wildly different worlds exist side-by-side as if it’s perfectly normal. And somehow… his farm sits right in the middle of it all. ________________________________________ A Different Kind of Isekai Without a leveling system or magical interface telling him what to do, Jake has to rely on something rare in this genre: • Common sense • Hard work • People skills • And occasionally sheer stubbornness Farming becomes less about crops and more about navigating a strange new reality. The land itself holds secrets, the environment reacts in unexpected ways, and the farm slowly becomes a gathering place for individuals who don’t quite fit anywhere else. ________________________________________ The Unusual Neighbors Jake’s quiet agricultural life doesn’t stay quiet for long. His daily routine includes dealing with: • A spooky but oddly friendly neighbor • A mischievous floating cat • A surprisingly competent farmhand • And a growing number of visitors who probably shouldn’t logically exist in the same universe Yet somehow, through patience, curiosity, and a lot of improvisation, the farm begins to flourish. ________________________________________ A World That Shouldn’t Work… But Does The world of Isekai Farm Life is a chaotic blend of influences—fantasy, sci-fi, superheroes, monsters, and mythology all colliding in ways that shouldn’t make sense. And yet, instead of becoming a battlefield, Jake’s farm slowly becomes something else: A neutral ground. A community hub. A place where impossible things somehow coexist. ________________________________________ A Story About Growth At its heart, Isekai Farm Life isn’t about conquering kingdoms or becoming the strongest hero. It’s about: • Building something meaningful from almost nothing • Turning strangers into friends • And discovering that sometimes the most powerful thing in a strange new world… is simply giving people a place to belong.

Full remake of my old fanfic "The Big Bang Theory :I m Stuart" with less passive and scared main character and focus more on funny light moments Waking up as Stuart Bloom in 2007 was supposed to be a sentence to a life of depression and poverty, but the Void didn't send him back empty-handed. Armed with three supernatural gifts—future knowledge, industry magnetism, and success-based charisma—the new Stuart transforms the Comic Center of Pasadena from a sad dungeon into a Hollywood hotspot

“Everything comes to an end,” that is what Riku, an ordinary young man, will be forced to learn far sooner than he ever imagined. Mistakes and immaturity are among the consequences of *that* tragedy. It will open his eyes but gradually close his mind, blurring the lines between “reality,” a “dream,” and an “illusion.” And no matter how hard he tries to run, one can't outrun themselves...

[OreGairu + a bit of Saekano] [Focusing primarily on school life, dating, and character interactions rather than Oikawa's work as a novelist.] ____________ Start a small business ❌ (no capital) Become a porn star ❌ (equipment’s fine, age isn’t) Sell the house and slack off forever ❌ (not eighteen yet, and also unrealistic) After realizing he was broke with no hope left, Oikawa decided to become a light novelist. _________________________________ You can read chapters ahead, or support me on: patreon.com/_Coreal

Reborn into the wizarding world, Tom was delighted to find that he had successfully received his Hogwarts acceptance letter. By all accounts, he felt incredibly lucky. There was just one small problem that had been bothering him. His full name was Tom Riddle, the same as Voldemort. That… might cause some complications. But it doesn't matter. Tom considered himself an exemplary student. All he wanted was to study hard, immerse himself in the ocean of magic and knowledge, and become the greatest wizard in history. Unfortunately, the world refuses to leave him in peace. Starting at Hogwarts, Tom embarks on a whirlwind journey across the world. He frees Grindelwald, resurrects Ariana, and gets swept up in absurd adventures with Nicolas Flamel and Newt Scamander. (Wizard Tier: Elite - Century King- Legendary - Wizard King - God of Magic) #Fantastic Beasts #Andros the Invincible #Gellert Grindelwald #Rayquaza Pokemon #Rowena Ravenclaw #Jeanne d'Arc #Morgan #Harry Potter __________________________

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

The Sixth Member of the Police Academy in Detective Conan [No female lead. Master of disguises. The male protagonist is a growth-type character who develops over time rather than becoming overpowered instantly.] As one of the six members of the police academy group, Sasajima Ritsu embarks on the “point of no return” by going undercover in the Black Organization. However, he never expected to gain Gin’s appreciation and even end up becoming close enough with Vodka to call each other brothers. Wait a second… I’m an undercover agent, right? Gin, snap out of it—stop always looking out for me! And wait—how did it come to this? My subordinates are undercover agents, and even my colleagues are undercover agents too? P.S. This story has no romantic pairing (no CP). There are many foreshadowing elements, and the author will do their best to resolve them all!

He transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and became Gohan, awakening a unique training system. By simply doing push-ups, his strength increased. And the stronger Gohan became, the more push-ups he did. (The system’s bonuses are only supplementary and do not replace Gohan’s own hard-earned training and growth.) “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you’ve completed one push-up! Combat power +1!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you completed a push-up in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! Combat power +10!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you’ve taken one step! Combat power +1!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you completed a push-up! Combat power +10!” … Beerus: “Damn it! How did Gohan train? He’s even stronger than me!” Gohan: “It’s nothing, really. I just do push-ups every day.” ...... Author’s Note Hello, readers! Welcome to my second Webnovel account. My first Webnovel account is Shadow_demon_007, where I uploaded 20 fanfics. Due to Webnovel’s upload limits and rules, I created this second account so I can continue uploading more fanfics for you all. Please also check out my first account, where many of those 20 fanfics are available. Some of them are already fully completed, and I have uploaded those completed fanfics on my Patreon patreon.comShadow_demon_007 On Patreon, you can find Fully completed fanfics One free fanfic available for readers Another free fanfic coming in a few days I sincerely hope you enjoy my works, and I truly appreciate all your support. Thank you for reading and supporting me! — Shadow_demon_007

Wake up and find yourself as Captain America in the Marvel universe! Captain America is the moral compass, the embodiment of justice, and a spiritual leader. But now… the system’s missions are absurdly abstract. Does dancing with female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents count as a reward? Fury stared in disbelief as he watched Captain America waltz across the nightclub floor with Black Widow, Hill, and other female agents the day after waking up. Could this be an imposter? Is this really Captain America? And then… are there rewards for being the captain of Hydra? “Believe me, long live Hydra!” Captain America shouted with an evil grin, reciting the classic slogan. Pierce watched in stunned silence, his fanatical younger brother now seemingly defected to Captain America, leaving him feeling utterly betrayed. ...... Author’s Note Hello, readers! Welcome to my second Webnovel account. My first Webnovel account is Shadow_demon_007, where I uploaded 20 fanfics. Due to Webnovel’s upload limits and rules, I created this second account so I can continue uploading more fanfics for you all. Please also check out my first account, where many of those 20 fanfics are available. Some of them are already fully completed, and I have uploaded those completed fanfics on my Patreon patreon.comShadow_demon_007 On Patreon, you can find Fully completed fanfics One free fanfic available for readers Another free fanfic coming in a few days I sincerely hope you enjoy my works, and I truly appreciate all your support. Thank you for reading and supporting me! — Shadow_demon_007

Ren wakes up in the Marvel Universe—but not as an ordinary human. He has become Venom. Not just any Venom… but an evolved, superior symbiote capable of devouring and assimilating the genes of any superpowered being, turning their abilities into his own. Mutants. Enhanced humans. Gods. Aliens. Their power becomes his power. By bonding with a host, Ren can grant them extraordinary abilities—strength beyond reason, accelerated healing, adaptive evolution. But the deeper the bond, the harder it becomes to separate. And some hosts… don’t want to separate at all. Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow): “You’ve already entered my body. Don’t you dare think about being irresponsible.” Jean Grey: “The Phoenix Force is losing control again… Hurry. Enter my body before it burns everything down.” Skye (Daisy Johnson): “This is my body! Stop trying to take control!” From S.H.I.L.D. to Hydra, from Avengers to cosmic forces beyond Earth, Ren begins carving his own path through the MCU. Because in this universe— The strongest hero… Might just be a symbiote.

Dragon Ball + One-Punch Man + Multiple Female Leads Transmigrated into Krillin, not only do I have no hair, but I'm also destined to be killed as a sacrifice? [Ding! Invincible Devouring System activated, newbie gift pack received!] [Congratulations, host. You have obtained: Saitama-style bald head template (hairline -100%, combat power +∞).] I can gain attribute points by completing "100 push-ups + 10km run"? I can even steal core skills by seducing beautiful women and "devouring" enemies? [Ding! Key story character Bulma detected. Romance quest unlocked!] Mission 1: Intercept Yamcha and win Bulma's heart (Reward: Capsule Corporation unlimited funds) Mission 2: Save the dual-human Launch and make her sneeze only for you (Reward: Berserk Power Boost) Mission 3: Influence Android 18 and let her experience the feeling of a heartbeat (Reward: Unlimited stamina buff) I originally just wanted to stay on Earth and retire quietly, but they gave me so much! Bulma smiled faintly, "Krillin, this is a gravity chamber I specially made for you. Tonight, come to my house to test it?" Android 18 crossed her arms and smirked, "Hey, bald guy, that's not how you use your Ki Blast. Let me teach you." Raditz had just landed and sneered, "A trash with a combat power of only 5... Pfft!" He was instantly punched straight through the chest. Frieza began transforming and declared, "Let me show you my final form." He was blasted to smithereens by a serious punch before he could finish. Absorb Saiyan genes → Gain the [Near-Death Power Up Passive] Devour the android core → Obtain the [Infinite Energy Furnace] Everyone stared in terror at the shiny bald head and muttered, "Is this guy even human?"

Kai wakes up in the Marvel Universe and discovers he has a God-Tier Role-Playing System — the more perfectly he acts like a character, the stronger his powers become. He starts off as Kizaru, the laid-back Marine admiral. His work ethic? Clock in, clock out — light-speed style. Punch in for three seconds, then vanish faster than HR can say “attendance.” Tony Stark: “You keep saying ‘so scary,’ but you’re out here drop-kicking gods like they’re bowling pins. That’s your idea of scary?” Kai: “As long as the paycheck clears, even gods are fair game.” Captain America: “Wait—you traveled back in time faster than light and stole Doctor Strange’s Time Stone?” Kai: “Just standard procedure. Nothing fancy.” Variant Kang: “Join me, Flashman. Together, we can rule time itself.” Kai: “Nah. You can join me. But… forget it, you’re too damn ugly.” The Living Tribunal: “I hereby declare you guilty.” Kai: “Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever you say.” The Avengers: “It’s over… He made the Living Tribunal rage-quit again.”

As conspiracies begin to surface and panic spreads through Hogwarts, a mysterious Q&A space suddenly appears, pulling several people inside. Then, an odd question is posed to everyone: “What is the main reason Draco keeps provoking Harry?” A: Jealousy of Harry’s fame and reputation B: Draco’s inherently dark nature C: Draco deeply loves Harry, and that love turned into hatred D: He’s not entirely sane and wants to destroy Harry if he can’t have him Everyone turns to look at Draco. Draco: “Why is everyone staring at me like they’re about to eat me alive? I’m freaking out here. What do I do? Someone please help—urgent!”

Loren, who started with a combat power of 820, transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and only wanted to eat, sleep, and live like a salted fish. Then, the God-level Selection System activated! [Ding! Major threat detected: Raditz (combat power 1500)! This enemy will seriously endanger your future life!] [Choice 1: Follow the salted fish lifestyle! Escape immediately! Reward: “Perfect Breath Hiding” experience card!] [Choice 2: Remain a true salted fish forever! Face Raditz head-on! Reward: Combat power increases by 20,000 points! Saiyan-exclusive combat skill unlocked!] Loren: “Thanks for the invitation. I just woke up on Earth. If I want to sunbathe peacefully from now on, Raditz… you’re in my way.” System prompt: [Choice confirmed! Reward of 20,000 combat power points obtained! Congratulations to the host for learning ‘Air Dance Mastery’!] Daily task: [Sunbathe under Karin Tower for one hour] → Combat Power +15 Daily task: [Eat a full meal and take a nap] → Combat Power +10 After returning from intense training, Vegeta discovered that Loren’s combat power had risen again. He was shocked. “How the hell are you getting this strong?!” Loren yawned. “I just woke up. Maybe I leveled up in my sleep.” Frieza: “The emperor of the universe has arrived! Kneel!” Loren: “Tsk. Anyone who interrupts my nap has to die. Frieza, for the sake of my comfortable life, I’m beating you up first.” Android 18: “Hey, Loren… want to go fishing on an uninhabited island tomorrow?” Loren: “Hmm… sure. As long as you don’t disturb my sleep.”