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The Star-River Sword God, Jiang Zihan, the highest levelled cultivator in Di Xue has finally created a passage to the higher realms and ascended with his companions. Upon arrival however, they were scattered across a strange land with no allies. Follow Jiang Zihan journey through the realm of Wàn Xīng Jiè, he discovers the fate of his companions, go through hell and back, and reclaim his place at the top.

Leon Krwicz never had the financial means to become an animancer, one of the gifted who bonds with creatures called 'familiars' and fights alongside them. While others forge contracts with dragons and salamanders, Leon is left behind… but fate has other plans. Instead of a noble beast, Leon forms a forbidden contract with something far more sinister — a vampire. In a world where such a bond is considered sacrilegious by both man and creatures of the dark alike, Leon becomes an anomaly. Hunted, feared, and walking the line between life and death, he must learn to survive with his new familiar, one that feeds on blood to evolve while challenging his very morality. How far is he willing to fall… in the season of autumn? ------------ Disclaimer: • Slow Start • No Harem • High-stakes developments and battles will appear in later arcs • I write like a turtle — as each chapter takes me awhile, unless webnovel graces me with a succulent motivation to do 2 uploads a day. • BE NICE (ಠ_ಠ)

In highschool dxd as a futa having the best parts of both genders thanks to a hermaphrodite goddess and her powers as a sacred gear, what could go wrong

Baldia is the last human nation on Earth, surrounded by a sea of monster-filled Islands that sprouted from the ocean a century ago and nearly wiped out mankind. The only thing standing between Baldia and extinction is its Raiders — humans who absorb Particles from Island fragments to gain magic and superhuman strength, and are legally bound to fight until they die. Damien wanted nothing to do with any of it. He had a comfortable life, a shady business, and no interest in throwing either away. Then he watched a boy die of starvation in the Wastelands and realized that money was never going to be enough to change anything. Only power could. Now he's a Raider with a Particle count of 999—a number that means more than he knows—thrown into a world of monsters, politics, and survival before he's had a single day of training. He wanted to save the people no one else was saving. First he'll have to figure out how to stay alive.

John Kaisen's always been a gambler. Cards, dice, life-or-death Russian roulette in a warehouse at 2 AM. The house always wins eventually. But when RNGesus offers him a second chance in exchange for entertainment, John takes the deal. Random powers from a Chaotic gacha in Invincible Universe. Where John's gambling addiction and terrible luck are about to make things very complicated, very fast. Good thing John's never known when to quit. Time to go All In. ________________________________________ A/N: The gacha system in this story is the Chaos Gacha by BronzDeck (go check out his fics, they’re great). Since gacha by nature is unpredictable, planning everything out isn’t really possible so I’ll mostly be letting my impulses take the wheel. With that said, enjoy. Chapter Updates: 7 Chapter/Week + Bonus chapters ________________________________________ Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction work. All rights to Invincible characters, settings, and intellectual property except OC belong to Image Comics. This story is a non-commercial tribute created for entertainment purposes only. Tags: Invincible AU, Chaos Gacha, Anti-Hero, Gambling MC, Morally Gray, Isekai-with-Consequences

Sometimes you just wish you were something special, and other times you wish you were nothing. Am I something special?

Roen Ashveil spent 300 years as the continent’s greatest archmage. He died tired, alone, and sitting in a bad chair. Then he woke up at nineteen. No more wars. No more saving the world. He wants one thing: a quiet inn in a town nobody cares about. He finds Millhaven, buys a run-down tavern called the Rusty Compass, and brews ale from a recipe that won’t be invented for another 150 years. The problem? His inn sits at the exact crossroads where the future heroes, villains, and catastrophes are going to converge — decades ahead of schedule.

Shinigami: A Born Stat Monster—Destined to Be the Puppetmaster in the Shadows?Mirai, a man from the future, wakes up after a time slip into the world of Bleach—and not just anywhere: the Soul Society, deep inside the Seireitei…

Hello my fellow mommy lovers, What if every filthy MILF hentai, breeding manhwa, and lactation-filled 18+ novel you binged finally rewarded you with the ultimate real-life power fantasy? Imagine an 18-year-old virgin NEET, already living the good life but rotting away in endless porn sessions, suddenly awakening a perverted System straight out of his darkest kinks. A System that gifts him a throbbing 9-inch beast, endless stamina for round-after-round marathons, and a single touch that turns even the most proper woman into a dripping, desperate mess — the hornier and more frustrated she already is, the faster she melts. Cash rains down for every mind-shattering orgasm he forces out of a woman. Ten grand just for losing his virginity. Thousands more for every creampie that claims her womb. And with that money? Skills that cost millions… or billions… to turn seduction into an unstoppable conquest. Now picture a quiet, upscale neighborhood packed with bored, busty divorcées, frustrated young moms, untouched virgins, and stacked older beauties who haven’t been properly fucked in years. All of them secretly craving the kind of filthy, loving, breeding-level attention only our MC can deliver — long, teasing foreplay, lactation play that leaves them leaking and begging, brutal poundings that ruin them for any other man, and a loyalty system that makes them 100% his the more they cum for him. This is no slow-burn romance. This is non-stop, escalating harem domination. Expect: Steamy one-on-one lessons from experienced MILFs who teach the virgin how to wreck a pussy. Mother-daughter tag teams that moan in perfect harmony. Lactation kink scenes so creamy you’ll need a towel. Breeding creampies that seal unbreakable loyalty. Group orgies in a mansion he buys with his women’s money and System rewards. A MC who goes from lonely porn addict to neighborhood breeding king, stacking skills, cash, and devoted mommies like trophies. If you’re a certified MILF lover who lives for lactation, breeding, mind-control-level loyalty through filthy sex, harem-building on steroids, and a System that literally pays you to conquer every hot mother, daughter, and widow in sight… then welcome home. Mommy System: Breeding the Neighborhood is coming for you. Get ready to lose your mind — and your load — with every chapter.

Kai Ravensol thought school life was ordinary—until the gruesome events in Kuller Town started making headlines. Missing children, brutal murders, and an eerie darkness creeping through the town shake him to the core. Between nightmares and chilling news, Kai leans on his loyal friend Edward and the enigmatic, gaming-legend Kiera Urame. Together, they navigate high school life, unexpected heroics, and a thrilling online tournament. But while they cheer for victories in the virtual world, the real horror of Kuller Town lurks ever closer, threatening to pull them into a nightmare they might not escape.

[Supporting Character Popularity Supremacy System successfully bound.] "Hmm?" "Jujutsu sorcerers these days are truly clueless." Walking down the street with his best friend Suguru Geto, Satoru Gojo tilted his head back to take a sip of his drink and shook his head helplessly. "To actually claim that yours truly is a supporting character... My, my~" "What’s wrong, Satoru?" Suguru Geto looked at Satoru Gojo with a hint of confusion. "It’s nothing." "Just some young sorcerer who doesn't know his place used a strange Cursed Technique on me, that's all." Satoru Gojo waved his hand dismissively. "Imagine calling me a supporting character." [Would you like to travel to the first world to carry out the Popularity Supremacy mission?] [The popularity points earned during this period can be used to exchange for any item from your current world or any world you have traveled to.] "Oh?" "There's more?" Satoru Gojo raised an eyebrow and said, "Then let's give it a go. Let’s see what new tricks you’ve got up your sleeve~" "If it’s not fun, I’m going to give you a good spanking." "And another thing... if you keep calling me a supporting character... I might actually get a little bit angry." [Confirmation request received. Selecting world... World confirmed... "Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World"... Commencing crossover... Crossover successful.] ________________________________________________________________ Hi, as usual, this is a translation of the original novel. I will update 2 chapters daily, and happy reading. Author: 超级爆更战士

Waking up in the body of a billionaire heir was a shock, but realizing he is inside the TV show The Rookie changed everything. Ethan Mercer isn't just playing cop; he is armed with a supernatural arsenal: Lie Detection that twists his gut when people are dishonest, a Danger Sense that warns him of threats before they happen, and Instant Mastery that lets him copy any physical skill he sees. With Photographic Recall keeping every detail sharp, Ethan is on a mission to rewrite the script and save the characters destined to die—if the mental toll doesn't break him first

What’s a hero? Someone who wears the shiny cape, or someone that bears the pounds that is responsibility? Must a hero always be a virtuous spirit to serve the eviction of evil? Could the boy who carries the weight of infinity find his way home through the world of monsters and heroes?

In the wonderful world of Elrus lies the Greatest Civilization to ever exist: the Golden Continent. In the Golden Continent, Culture and history have shaped it into the world's best magic nation. Filled with various races, they work together to survive, no matter the cost, and after years; they've achieved authority over all. In such a peaceful and prosperous time. Will it fall? Will the propaganda get to them? Will they survive the outside world? What secrets and war crimes have been hidden? And will the nation finally fall? Kailus, a Genesis Angel (Golden Continent native), tries to survive with the guilt from his past self. Will he get over his embarrassment and finally find a friend?

Reborn as the sarcastic, black-haired twin of Draco Malfoy, Orion had a simple plan: ignore the pureblood politics, torment his father with logic, and push magic to its absolute breaking point. When a blue screen popped up on his eleventh birthday, he thought he’d hit the jackpot. A System? In a magical world? It was the ultimate cheat code. At least, until it spoke. Enter Sparkle: a sentient, sarcastic, and aggressively unhelpful "System" who refuses to give him quests, stats, or a manual. Instead, she demands he "live his life" and stumble blindly into obscure conditions to unlock rewards ranging from useless Gobstones to legendary Phoenix Tears. Now, Orion must navigate Hogwarts with a brother who has more hair gel than brain cells and a voice in his head that treats his life like a reality TV show. He doesn't want to be a hero; he just wants to figure out if setting a mountain troll on fire counts as an achievement. *** Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor any characters in this fanfic, except for the idea of this fanfic story. I have no intention of monetizing this story, nor any intention of enforcing a copyright infringement.

Tangerine Stone is an S tier trouble magnet with a hate for Tuesdays. Follow along as she joins a magic academy, makes friends with a brain slug, tries her best to escape adventure, and hopefully flirts with some pretty girls. What to expect: GL, Tangerine is a big old disaster lesbian. All of the horny and no where to put it. No Harem or poly, Tang is a massive flirt, but if or when she settles down she is a slightly possessive one woman type of girl. This isn't really a Litrpg, but it gets kinda close, no stats but lots of collecting magic items. Tropes, yes! Its a portal adventure where Tangerine joins a magic academy, deal with almost Otome situations in a world that is discount MtG! How MtG? I'm being inspired by the cards but not the lore. There's no Jace hanging about here. I'm also shamelessly bringing in a lot of inspiration from other stuff I like! Super slow burn / slice of life. Each update is just another day, I picked this format because I have no plan, this a brain dead story. There will be some action and adventure hopefully some angst and drama too! Think Buffy the Vampire Slayer for tone. Weak to strong, kinda. More like unprepared to prepared. Single character first person focus, 99% of chapters will be from the perspective of Tangerine. I'm not going to say I will never do a different point of view, but it will be rare. No ai has touched this work, you can tell because of all the mistakes!

​Contract rejected—and I can't reapply. That’s the final word from the platform. It looks like the journey ends here, and there won't be any more updates. ​Feel free to remove this from your library; there are plenty of better books out there waiting for you. I’m really not the type of author to just drop a story on a whim, but this was the platform's call. With this decision, the book is basically being buried. Thanks to everyone for the support, even if I’m not sure anyone is actually reading this.

After a bus crash in his previous life, a man awakens in the summer of 2010 as the "forgotten" sixth member of Lenny Feder’s legendary childhood clique. He is bonded to the "Rewind & Repair Protocol," a causality-manipulating system that identifies "critical bugs"—emotional damage and missed opportunities—within the friend group's history. Using the system's "Causal Intuition," he must navigate the high-stakes comedy of a lake house reunion while spending points to fix his friends' crumbling lives. As he raises his "World Integration Score," he discovers that being a true friend is the only way to keep the timeline from glitching out of existence.

Existence is not as sturdy as it seems. Alexander Ackrom lives within the bottom rung of society, yet he learns this first hand when a dishelved man in a suit tears the fabric of reality apart like paper. In the same city, Simon Setal accepts a new job. He doesn't know what it is or what he'll do. Nevertheless, he's lured to it by the promise of gaining the power to help his fellow man.

Alexei Volkov wakes up in a primordial forest with silver-white hair, strange robes, and no memory of how he got there. Two hours later, a massive spider impales him through the chest. Then he respawns. Standing at his spawn point with a death screen floating in front of him, he realizes the truth: he's been dropped into a cultivation world with Minecraft mechanics. Respawns, an inventory system, and the ability to punch trees into blocks. His second attempt at revenge goes even worse than the first. But in a world where immortals spend lifetimes chasing power, one teenager just got handed something they'll never have: he can respawn. ---------- ---------- Warnings: - 3k+ chapter word count starting with Chapter 25 - Minecraft - Satire - Parody - Slice of life - Cultivation world - Slowish - Imperfect mc