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A triangle love story where Ava loves sebastian deeply but what happenes to her when hazel doesn't loose her aim until she achieve sebastian .

In most isekai stories, the hero wakes up with incredible powers: a game system, legendary skills, a cheat inventory, maybe even a gacha slot machine handing out instant power. Jake gets none of that. Instead, he inherits something far less glamorous— a slightly rundown farm. Dropped into a bizarre world where pieces of countless universes seem to coexist, Jake quickly realizes things don’t follow any single logic. Heroes, monsters, magical creatures, and people from wildly different worlds exist side-by-side as if it’s perfectly normal. And somehow… his farm sits right in the middle of it all. ________________________________________ A Different Kind of Isekai Without a leveling system or magical interface telling him what to do, Jake has to rely on something rare in this genre: • Common sense • Hard work • People skills • And occasionally sheer stubbornness Farming becomes less about crops and more about navigating a strange new reality. The land itself holds secrets, the environment reacts in unexpected ways, and the farm slowly becomes a gathering place for individuals who don’t quite fit anywhere else. ________________________________________ The Unusual Neighbors Jake’s quiet agricultural life doesn’t stay quiet for long. His daily routine includes dealing with: • A spooky but oddly friendly neighbor • A mischievous floating cat • A surprisingly competent farmhand • And a growing number of visitors who probably shouldn’t logically exist in the same universe Yet somehow, through patience, curiosity, and a lot of improvisation, the farm begins to flourish. ________________________________________ A World That Shouldn’t Work… But Does The world of Isekai Farm Life is a chaotic blend of influences—fantasy, sci-fi, superheroes, monsters, and mythology all colliding in ways that shouldn’t make sense. And yet, instead of becoming a battlefield, Jake’s farm slowly becomes something else: A neutral ground. A community hub. A place where impossible things somehow coexist. ________________________________________ A Story About Growth At its heart, Isekai Farm Life isn’t about conquering kingdoms or becoming the strongest hero. It’s about: • Building something meaningful from almost nothing • Turning strangers into friends • And discovering that sometimes the most powerful thing in a strange new world… is simply giving people a place to belong.

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

Su Qing, who has just graduated and works as a video blogger, mistakenly consumes poisonous mushrooms sent by a fan and awakens an unusual ability: Her life is full of continuous prompts from a narration. Morning: [Morning has arrived, all things are reviving, and it is the season for animals to mate again.] Eating: [High-quality ingredients only need the simplest cooking methods. The meal before you has gone bad after fermenting overnight, and consuming it will allow you to experience hospital internet speed in thirty minutes.] Driving: [Of the millions of roads, safety is the first. If driving is not standardized, relatives will weep.] [Continue driving, the vehicle will be subjected to a severe impact in three seconds, good luck.]

What is it like to be a university doctor? University doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Each Month Takes You into a Profession". On the first day of recording, because he was sleeping in the office and playing games during the day, he was criticized by netizens. But as night fell. "Doctor, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted from anger because she didn't get to eat rice with pig trotter !" "Doctor, I sneezed, and now I can't move."

Magnus Chane was a perfectly average, practically invisible 20-year-old college geek… until the morning a mysterious “System” booted up in his head. It grants him superpowers. It sets impossible quests. It threatens him with instant death if he fails. His very first mission? Seduce Alejandra “Alex” Reyes — the most popular girl on campus — within seven days… or die. There’s just one problem: She doesn’t even know he exists. Raised on Spider-Man, Nightwing, and every comic-book hero who taught him to never cross moral lines, Magnus refuses to cheat, coerce, or manipulate his way through the challenge. So he chooses the only option that lets him live with himself: Win her heart. For real. In a week. What follows is a chaotic spiral of evolving superpowers, escalating quests, questionable “advice” from a raccoon, and a system that seems increasingly unhinged… All while Magnus desperately tries to stay alive, stay good, and maybe—just maybe—get the girl. Note: The series takes place in the near future (2030s).

While waiting for Yukinoshita in the clubroom, he unexpectedly travels to the world of Classroom of the Elite and becomes the representative of Class B. Initially, he only intended to keep a low profile while helping Class B escape its tragic fate from the original story, and incidentally saving Ichinose Honami. However, why these girls seems to know what am I Thinking?

In highschool dxd as a futa having the best parts of both genders thanks to a hermaphrodite goddess and her powers as a sacred gear, what could go wrong

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

[OreGairu + a bit of Saekano] [Focusing primarily on school life, dating, and character interactions rather than Oikawa's work as a novelist.] ____________ Start a small business ❌ (no capital) Become a porn star ❌ (equipment’s fine, age isn’t) Sell the house and slack off forever ❌ (not eighteen yet, and also unrealistic) After realizing he was broke with no hope left, Oikawa decided to become a light novelist. _________________________________ You can read chapters ahead, or support me on: patreon.com/_Coreal

PvZ meets Solo Farming In The Tower. What to expect: - Mature and logical MC who refuse to be devoured by vengeance - A garden full of war crimes - Character driven story over fast-pace progression - Lovable cast of characters - Lore. Lots of lore regarding the dungeons and the civilizations that had fallen within it for you lorebrarians. - Update daily at 6pm CET -------------- “In a gold rush, the position of shovel vendors is reserved for the privileged.” That was a lesson Phong Tran had to learn the hard way. One year after the dungeon appeared, it had become a modern gold rush. People awakened classes, unlocked skills, and dove into the dungeon for its seemingly endless riches and resources. Phong, a level 1 Farmer with a dead EXP bar, naturally gravitated toward becoming a wandering vendor. While other people fought monsters, gained EXP, and became media heroes, he sold them socks, battery banks, and energy drinks. Phong existed in the space between glory and obscurity, until one day, a privileged bastard took everything from him. He was beaten half to death, and his aunt and uncle were “erased” for being inconvenient to those at the top. As if it had a cruel sense of humor, Phong received his first and only quest while lying in his sickbed: “Plant 10 potatoes.” No rewards. No promise of revenge. Just 10 potatoes sitting there, as if to mock his powerlessness. He took the quest. And now, he must conquer the dungeon with only 10 potatoes to his name.

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.

Born in the world of Naruto as an ordinary civilian, he thought his life would be miserable without any cheats or overpowered bloodline abilities. But everything changed after he was hit by a certain flying white-haired bastard. When he regained consciousness, he found himself in a mysterious white space where countless alternate versions of himself were waiting. Not only could he meet them, but he could also share their powers. "Kaguya Otsutsuki, what are you waiting for?!" "If you don't want a full-powered Cosmic Ray blasted straight into your face, you'd better come over here obediently and serve me tea!" ........................... This is not a translation. You can support this story on patreon.com/LMStar666

[SCENE START] "Get the fuck out of here, you broke-ass, miserable Mandorian piece of shit!" the wealthy DI'an resident sneered, aggressively adjusting the cuffs of his ridiculously expensive suit. "Get the fuck out of our country, you bottom-feeding peasants!" The man in the poorly dressed uniform stood his ground, glaring right back with pure defiance. "I am not poor, and I am not going anywhere! I'm a legal resident of this shithole just like you, so take your elite corporate entitlement and shove it straight up your tight fucking ass!" "Oh? You wanna play hardball?" the DI'an resident laughed, a dark, cartoonishly evil grin spreading across his face. "Let me show you what a real corporate beatdown looks like, you pathetic broke fuck!" "And... CUT! Cut!" a director yelled from the background. "Beautiful! That was absolutely perfect. Exactly the scene I wanted!" [SCENE END] I instantly dropped my evil smirk, let out a heavy sigh of exhaustion, and looked right at the screen. Yeah, aren't you? I am talking to you. Mr. Reader, or Mrs., or... whatever it is. Just—look, Reader. Listen up. Let me properly introduce myself. I am the actual Narrator of the story you are about to read. Yeah, I just took a minor acting role in this cheap propaganda ad because I needed to scrape together some extra revenue on the side. The economy is absolute shit right now. Now, you are probably staring at your screen, looking at our tags, and thinking, 'Oh boy, they placed this story into the Fantasy category! Is it a standard fantasy story?' Let me stop you right fucking there. No. There won't be any majestic dragons, no pointy-eared elves, no generic magic systems, and definitely no standard-issue Demon Lord waiting at the end to get punched in the face. So why the hell did we choose the 'Fantasy' tag then? Well, let me explain the logic. The events in this story are entirely disconnected from real life, taking place in a completely different world with its own strange rules, massive scale, and alternate dimensions. We couldn't exactly throw this into 'Realistic Fiction' or 'Urban.' But honestly? The platform simply didn't have a better box for us to check. If I had the power to accurately name the actual genre of this novel, it would be a Pseudo-Corporate, Geopolitical Comedy. I know. It sounds ridiculously long, incredibly stupid, and a bit ridiculous. But it is whatever the fuck it is. We didn't have any other options. So, look. This story might not be exactly what you were expecting when you clicked that tag. You have a choice right now: you can either jump into Chapter 1, or you can get the hell out based entirely on what I am telling you right now. And yeah, yeah, I know it has literally been six months since we launched and we are just now updating our old, horribly vague synopsis. I have been busting my ass writing the main chapters, okay? I know this story is vastly different from the usual fantasy novels you see in this category. Some people might not click with it, and that is completely fine. But it's up to you. You can give it a try, or don't— AHEM. A loud, highly pointed, aggressively fake cough echoed from off-stage. I rolled my eyes, glaring at the Author. Alright, alright, I get it! The synopsis ends here. I am going to write the new chapter now before this guy fires me. Byeeeeee.

I just wanted to keep a low profile, but I accidentally kicked off a brand-new era in the world of Formula 1. First, there was Senna. Then, there was Schumacher. And now, there is— ~~---------------------- all credit goes to original author: 磨砚少年

Electric and bass guitars, drums, a synthesizer, and a burning desire to create music—a band of reckless teenagers is ready to rock this world! The law means nothing to them, bans won't stop them, and any attempt to block their path will only make them laugh. And just to make sure they leave absolutely no stone unturned, every single one of them has unlocked their Aura, wields tricked-out weapons, and carries a student ID from the most prestigious Huntsman academy. Put your hands up, friends! Soon, Beacon and its inhabitants will learn what true rock 'n' roll sounds like! Translation of the fanfic by Negit. Posted with the author's permission.

A kaiju ate me alive. I felt my ribs go one at a time. Then something in the dark of its gut decided I was not finished. It started my heart with a hand that was not mine, and I walked out of the corpse on my own two feet, the only person who ever has. That was the night she bought the rights to whatever I had become. One screen. One subscriber. The screen is my life, live and uncut. The subscriber is her, and she pays whatever it costs to keep the feed running: every fight, every wound, every hour I lose to the thing growing up the inside of my spine. When I run, the money finds me. When I bleed, the bid climbs. The Defense Force has me filed as a contaminant. The corporations want me as their next headliner. She understood the part both of them missed: the stronger the parasite makes me, the less of me is left. Every night, behind one glowing screen, the woman who calls herself my sponsor watches me turn into the thing that killed me. She has never once looked away.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That’s why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he’ll be the worst kind possible – a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapter every Tuesday & Friday For more chapters, you can check at RR (50+ chapters) For waaay more chapters, you can check and support my patreon (60+ chapters) at patreon.com/Bimbanana

“When you read these words, I am already dead…” “Please take good care of my last will and my ashes safe.” --------------------------------------------------- During the Third Great Ninja War, Kiyohara was nothing more than a disposable pawn, a true cannon fodder. He lived each day believing death could come at any moment—if not today, then tomorrow. But unexpectedly, he received the Last Will System. With it came the ability to obtain the will of himself who had died in different versions of the shinobi world. By fulfilling the last wishes of his other selves, he could inherit their abilities, even stack their talents upon his own! Thus, Kiyohara gained the support of countless versions of himself: “Anbu Captain Kiyohara” “Akatsuki Member Kiyohara” “Missing Nin Kiyohara” “Mizukage Kiyohara” “Uchiha Kiyohara” “Ōtsutsuki Kiyohara” --------------------------------------------------- “What? My future self dies just like that? Then I must avenge you all!” “Oh, infinite futures of mine, lend me your strength! .... Not the same as Overdrafting the Future, Starting in Naruto but had the premise. Not known if harem or had romance yet.